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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:50pm On Apr 13, 2019
Ishilove:

Look who quoted me. The narcissistic fool who thinks he knows it all. Whenever I read your migraine inducing epistles, I always marvel at the ease and confidence with which you espouse your ignorance.and half truths. Whew!

Don't bother replying 'cos I ain't gonna read it.
my thread my rules.

Mumu

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Deicide: 1:50pm On Apr 13, 2019
ubunja:
those old horses are doomed. Make-up is getting costly coz beauty is fading lmfao

Thing is losers and sissies will pay up.
Na why Kylie jenner na Billionaire grin

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by logan2(m): 1:52pm On Apr 13, 2019
Bright12660:
I still find it hard to believe that you are a girl ubunja, because it's hard to see girls with functioning brain this days. Thanks for all the knowledge you have impacted on me. You deserve atleast one bottle of budweiser o
i doubt if ubunja is female,how can she be female,idonbilivit

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:53pm On Apr 13, 2019
Deicide:
Na why Kylie jenner na Billionaire grin
ding ding ding
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Nobody: 1:56pm On Apr 13, 2019
kollinzgee:



i just hate people like you i dont know why, maybe bexause you are shallow minded or because you are an ordinary man who has nothing to offer the world but criticise those who have something to offer the world is what it is today because of the inventions of great minds the world of women is mysterious even you know it, we need intelligent men to decode it for the average man to understand .

the last time i checked this is the romance section maybe you should open ur dictionary or google the meaning of romance then you should comeback and tell us what should be discussed here if not sexual issues. people like you are the reason this forum is boring and loosing members on a daily basis .

like my igbo people always say;what you will not eat dont bother smelling it.if you see a thread you dont like dont bother like dont bother viewing it talkless of commenting it me personally i dont like illaminas posts so i dont bothet viewing it talkless of commenting learn.....




Carry your zombie self out of my mention.i comment on any thread i feel like commenting you hear?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by iamrosheed: 2:04pm On Apr 13, 2019
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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by kollinzgee(m): 2:05pm On Apr 13, 2019
PrinceCharmings:
Carry your zombie self out of my mention.i comment on any thread i feel like commenting you hear?


ok ordinary man .
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by kurupt1: 3:18pm On Apr 13, 2019
iamrosheed:
Nice one again Ubunja.but how can you be a lady ?
It's so sad
Na man o

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 3:39pm On Apr 13, 2019
kurupt1:
Na man o
lol why are you crying?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 3:40pm On Apr 13, 2019
iamrosheed:
Nice one again Ubunja.but how can you be a lady ?
It's so sad
it's sad
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by iamrosheed: 4:44pm On Apr 13, 2019
kurupt1:
Na man o
I dey whyne Baba
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Nobody: 5:58pm On Apr 13, 2019
iamrosheed:
Nice one again Ubunja.but how can you be a lady ?
It's so sad
lol, don't be deceived but ubunja is a guy who once had a crush on Saffi... I guess it ended very ugly, but our guy toughened up. Just for the guests I'd post his signature here. And for ubunja I really appreciate all the MISEDUCATION's it's helped me a great deal...That being said, your sexuality doesn't in any way affect the fact that you give out the truth undiluted and for that I'd say RIDE ON ubunja...

Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Bright12660(m): 6:38pm On Apr 13, 2019
ubunja:
honest. I'm a girl. #But I'm not like the others#
Same thing a girl normally says

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by NamelessOGBENI(m): 6:46pm On Apr 13, 2019
Lessons learnt and duly noted...
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ThothHermes: 6:54pm On Apr 13, 2019
Ishilove:

Look who quoted me. The narcissistic fool who thinks he knows it all. Whenever I read your migraine inducing epistles, I always marvel at the ease and confidence with which you espouse your ignorance.and half truths. Whew!

Don't bother replying 'cos I ain't gonna read it.
Honest Question.

Does the writer in you appreciate his literary abilities even if the content is unacceptable to you? The guy sabi write?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Ishilove: 7:00pm On Apr 13, 2019
ThothHermes:
Honest Question.

Does the writer in you appreciate his literary abilities even if the content is unacceptable to you? The guy sabi write?
Honest Answer-

The writer recognises that he is a good writer. Why do you think I keep popping into his threads? He writes steaming piles horse _shit in smooth prose.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ThothHermes: 7:08pm On Apr 13, 2019
Ishilove:

Honest Answer-

The writer recognises that he is a good writer. Why do you think I keep popping into his threads? He writes steaming piles horse _shit in smooth prose.
Na why I love you be this tongue

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Ishilove: 7:12pm On Apr 13, 2019
ThothHermes:
Na why I love you be this tongue
grin tongue
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Aiziko: 8:21pm On Apr 13, 2019
ubunja:
it's sad
Like seriously? You are a lady? I don't believe it.You can't be a lady and write this.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Nobody: 8:28pm On Apr 13, 2019
ubunja:
Sex On Credit.

PROLOGUE.
Women live under many delusions and illusions, but the greatest of these delusions; the sweetest of these illusions, is that sex for them is free.

WOMEN ARE HAVING SEX ON CREDIT.
There is no such thing as free sex. Only dumb Women believe sex doesn't cost them a thing. That it costs only the man. They mock and laugh when a man is broke but burning with passion for they know he has no hope of getting relief. It feels so good dangling sex before thirsty men, cruelly declaring, "there's nothing for free!"

True, there's nothing for free. But it goes both ways. There's nothing for free for women too. In sex, everyone pays, one way or the other. Sooner or later. And the irony of ironies is that sex is cheaper for men than it is for women. Men pay for sex IMMEDIATELY with money. Money they will make again tomorrow. It may seem like they got the short end of the stick. But as economists will advise, it's always cheaper to pay upfront with cash.

But women, on the other hand, pay for sex much later, with something much more valuable and impossible to make again: THEIR BODIES. If it appears as though women are having sex for free it is because women are having sex on credit. Every round of sex recorded in their Account Books and tagged "To pay later". And they're in for a shock on the day they have to settle their accounts.

THE GENIUS OF THE PATRIARCHY.
The Patriarchy was, is and will always be, the greatest idea of all time. It understood this concept intimately. A woman is given her beauty and fertility early in her life and has to use the beauty to get the best man to marry her for her fertile womb. After serving it's duty in the woman's late 30s and early 40s, the Womb expires, taking the woman's beauty with it. The man who married the woman for her beauty and fertility finds that his wife, after menopause, is no longer attractive and no longer productive. He longs to leave her for some nubile early 20s girl. But the children he has fathered with his wife make him stay.

Thus a woman, gives a man her best years so that the man can be there for her in her wretched years.

A WOMAN WITH NO MAN.
Now, remove a husband from that equation.

Meet Sandra, a pretty, fertile young lass screwing her 20s away receiving cash, gifts and favours for her pussy. She imagines men are unfortunate losers who have to pay for what she gets free. It's like watching a movie free and getting paid to watch! Thank God she was born a girl.

But come mid 30s Sandra makes a startling discovery: she has to use more and more make-up to maintain her good looks. Which means one thing: Her beauty is fading! Five more years even she can't stand her morning face and applying makeup is becoming a two hour exercise. Then more bad news. Male attention starts drying up. Where per day she gave her number to no less than two men, she's now lucky if one man asks for her number a week. It's hurting her, because No male attention means no sex and no sex means no cash and gifts.

She starts going broke. How she wishes she had a man to call and unburden on. Someone to lean on. Then the words of her 20s self come to memory, "marriage is not for everyone" , "Marriage is outdated!". She remembers the young men she rejected with those words when they asked her to build a future with them. Oh if she could have that future now. She sees those guys around town. They are married. They have wives and they look happy. Most of all they look Handsome. Gone are the weird looks the men had. They have matured with age, like wine. Time has been kind to them. Unlike to her.

Then Sandra sees the men who used to fvck her giving her cash and gifts. These men have similarly aged nicely and are easy on the eye. And what pierces her heart like a burning sword is this: THE MEN STILL HAVE MONEY. Despite spending on her over the years, they made more. She looks at her body. Years of sex have left their toll. Saggy breasts. Saggy ass. Loose thighs. The dead look in her eyes. The slut face that gives away the hedonistic life she has lived for so long. The dozens of babies aborted that have left her womb more cemetery than life-giver. The dozens of STI cured that have left their mark on her pussy. Envy fills her heart. She approaches those men offering her body like old times, but they reject her. They are running with fresh young ones. Her time is past. Her body is spent.

Envy turns to anger as she realizes she will never again get these men to spend on her.

THE END OF ILLUSIONS.
The illusion finally lifts from Sandra's eyes: The sex all those years was not free. She has paid for it in perhaps the worst possible way: with her body. The only thing of value we all have in this world. The men she fvcked had paid in cash. But cash is recyclable. The men have made more cash to continue fvcking. But she has paid with her body and her body isn't recyclable. It is gone now and it can't make her money because no man will want it. Sandra is hurt.

# MeToo.
But fvck it!! They are still making money aren't they? Those men? She will get them to spend on her whether they want to or not. Even if she has to force them to. There are men who are always ready to help a woman out in these situations. She knows where to find them. Those men are the Police.

And so, one fine morning Sandra walks into a Police Station and lays a rape charge.

Her story begins something like this, "15 years ago some men raped me... "

By next day her story is trending on Social Media with the hashtag MeToo. A few more innocent men ruined. One more whôré saved from starvation by the TV appearances and book deals she'll get relating her story for the world to sympathize over.
#TheRedPill
#MGTOW

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My good friend ubunja you write so well and I like your boldness in unravelling the deep things of romantic relationships.

Truth be told, any man that runs the race of time with women will fail woefully. Time is the greatest enemy of women and man's greatest friend. As a rule, I've learned to sit back and watch'em ladies display whatever they like

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by iamrosheed: 9:01pm On Apr 13, 2019
FAD1OZ:
lol, don't be deceived but ubunja is a guy who once had a crush on Saffi... I guess it ended very ugly, but our guy toughened up. Just for the guests I'd post his signature here. And for ubunja I really appreciate all the MISEDUCATION's it's helped me a great deal...That being said, your sexuality doesn't in any way affect the fact that you give out the truth undiluted and for that I'd say RIDE ON ubunja...
Lol boss I know I just wanted whyne am

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by FatherCHRISTMAS(f): 9:27pm On Apr 13, 2019
Ishilove:

Look who quoted me. The narcissistic fool who thinks he knows it all. Whenever I read your migraine inducing epistles, I always marvel at the ease and confidence with which you espouse your ignorance.and half truths. Whew!

Don't bother replying 'cos I ain't gonna read it.
rule 2 and 3
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Oladefemi007(m): 11:04pm On Apr 13, 2019
ubunja:
honest. I'm a girl. But I'm not like the others
I still don't believe you're a girl
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by COOL10(m): 11:07pm On Apr 13, 2019
ubunja:
honest. I'm a girl . But I'm not like the others
.

See me scratching my head here. Uhmm,when did you do a sex change? cheesy
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Tony142: 11:10pm On Apr 13, 2019
Nice write up sir
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by BossDante: 12:11am On Apr 14, 2019
100✔. You killed it bro.
I remember advising some girl some years back, she was in her 2nd year in the university and was already making that their famous comment- '' I can't date a student, I only date a working class''. I was like chill, we have been there and done that, this road you taking has a sad end, the girls that rolled like that when I was still an undergraduate are now throwing themselves on us now but it's too late, we might just hit that, bless them with some cash if they are lucky then bounce. You can't eat your cake and have it back. You can't belittle a struggling gee during his hustle and then try to reap when he cash out. You see, in this life, everyone will have their time, the way you utilize yours would determine how you'll be treated when the pyramid shifts to another. Usually girls time comes first, they become the center of attraction, every gee doing all it takes to get her attention and all, by then most of them get carried away and in the process started talking shiiii, calling young boys who don't have cars broke boys and all, forgetting that her father and elder ones at home don't also have a car, no! but this 20 year old boy is supposed to.. then they are the ones doing the choosing... as time goes, these boys become men with good source of income, the men these girls used to roll with in the past of course never married them, they were only used for sexual gratification as these men were mostly married men or men in serious relationship but just wanted to play some outside runs. Now these men are gone, the pyramid has shifted, the boys they used to belittle has become the main gees in town, now they wanna moonwalk their way back into the lives of these guys, but men never forget how they were treated when they were down, so in return the guys then treat them back the exact way they treated them in the past, fuccckkk them, spend on them but refuse to commit.. they get mad and start accusing men of being scum but we all know who the first scum was.. as a matter of fact, these men became scums as a reaction to their past experience with you.
These cycle will continue until girls begin to respect themselves in their prime time. Dante

Bro, if you don't mind, always mention me in your post. Cheers.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 12:48am On Apr 14, 2019
COOL10:
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See me scratching my head here. Uhmm,when did you do a sex change? cheesy
I'm pulling niggas' legs grin cheesy
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:11am On Apr 14, 2019
FAD1OZ:
lol, don't be deceived but ubunja is a guy who once had a crush on Saffi... I guess it ended very ugly, but our guy toughened up. Just for the guests I'd post his signature here. And for ubunja I really appreciate all the MISEDUCATION's it's helped me a great deal...That being said, your sexuality doesn't in any way affect the fact that you give out the truth undiluted and for that I'd say RIDE ON ubunja...
hilarious.saffi ain't the first female whose insults I have used as my signature.

If you know anything about me you'll know the Two NL chicks I really am fond of.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by COOL10(m): 2:21am On Apr 14, 2019
ubunja:
I'm pulling niggas' legs grin cheesy
.

Lol
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Nobody: 6:59am On Apr 14, 2019
ubunja:
let him continue playing the Sisterhood's toy soldier
undecided
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Narldon: 8:22am On Apr 14, 2019



ubunja, can you replace "SANDRA" in the story with "REGINA DANIELS?"


Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by sparkle7: 9:06am On Apr 14, 2019
Narldon:



ubunja, can you replace "SANDRA" in the story with "REGINA DANIELS?"


Bruhahahahahaa.
You ladies just looking at the young girl like ' Continue. Until your eyes clear. '

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