LANDLORD72:
NIGERIAN GIRLS.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, morning cry...

13. At 40, God why

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.

#copied

this thing funny die, cant stop laughing... no lie dey dere

So funny

watch Francis Okeke come online and say his account was hacked. useless people everywhere.

sprints1:
this thing funny die, cant stop laughing... no lie dey dere

Thank you as you take note

LANDLORD72:

Why did you accept his request when you know you are a married woman ashawo married woman

woman hater
Do you have a mum?

The name read Francis okereke

Lol. The woman fine sha. No wonder the man no fit hold him body. May be him don use soap and her pictures taya sef. Las Las na to pour out him mind. Lol.

Richardonald:
I need to check if she is saying the truth..

Lol. Richardonald, Ashe o ma pada Di idakuda. Oloriire-omo
Lolling.
Its so funny cos u might be spot on.
Queen Getrude, character in the play, 'Hamlet' by Shakespeare did say- "The lady doth protest too much, methinks'
I mean, ...ok.

sprints1:
this thing funny die, cant stop laughing... no lie dey dere

He who wrote this, even at the risk of being tagged, 'mysogynist' has seen the light; he is not far from the truth. He has a clear, succinct understanding of the sociological progression (or perhaps regression) of the average 9ja babe...and that 'average' bracket is the legion.
One wonders how much he has endured in his ordeals to reach the proverbial end of the tunnel. Importantly, he did make it.
Yet, one must ponder this- is it strictly the fault of our womenfolk they tend to be this way? Would it be lazy to suggest laying the fault at the foot of society? Ie, the 'shithole' that is our beloved state?

SageMK:
PUBLIC NOTICE

The Vaseline Crew Association of Nigeria (VCAN) strongly denies having any affiliations with that foól.

We pride ourselves as highly intelligent creatures and it is against our faith to send/share our nudes with inferior species lacking in the boobs, âss & facial department.

Long live VCAN!

SIGN
Management.

Those of us from pears Vaseline chapter deny this dumbass.....

Zhegx:
Stupid men everywhere. If you are feeling "somehow", wait till 12 midnight, buy airtel 250mb for 25 naira or mtn 500 mb for 50 naira, go to xvideos, type kira noir or asa akira, rub Vaseline for hand, after 10 minutes you go pour akamu.......konji don end. Foolish men disgracing us.

badooo

ianq:


He who wrote this, even at the risk of being tagged, 'mysogynist' has seen the light; he is not far from the truth. He has a clear, succinct understanding of the sociological progression (or perhaps regression) of the average 9ja babe...and that 'average' bracket is the legion.
One wonders how much he has endured in his ordeals to reach the proverbial end of the tunnel. Importantly, he did make it.
Yet, one must ponder this- is it strictly the fault of our womenfolk they tend to be this way? Would it be lazy to suggest laying the fault at the foot of society? Ie, the 'shithole' that is our beloved state?

I totally agree with you, But I must say our women lack respect and its due to mindset and perhaps the pressure from peer group and need to be materialistic... It is a pity our women are losing values due to impatience and material things..Little do they know all that glitters isnt gold.. They are now victims to gboys,fvckboys all in the name of food and fancy things.. Based on statistics, an average Nigerian girl is an opportunist

Onelaw:
The nature of man is carnal

Leave LGBT out, there is not we can do to stop this global "curse".. The environment is changing, the world is not safe anymore....

SageMK:
PUBLIC NOTICE

The Vaseline Crew Association of Nigeria (VCAN) strongly denies having any affiliations with that foól.

We pride ourselves as highly intelligent creatures and it is against our faith to send/share our nudes with inferior species lacking in the boobs, âss & facial department.

Long live VCAN!

SIGN
Management.

There is job vacancy in my office, you will be a good receptionist

Richardonald:
I need to check if she is saying the truth..

You sef just wan use this meme by force sha!

Wow

Igbos as usual.

ozy4christ:
someone showed me that stuff on video call one day and I was like does this thing happens,jess.just blocked him ASAP.

I was the guy.

Janemaries:
Shhhh abeg make I hear word
Shey na the prick when me dey see every time on FB
Just ignore those jobless men imagine one say make I come Abuja come meet am make we flex mumu men��

as you worwor like that, u should be happy u saw people willing to flirt with you. Mtcheeeeew!!!

Shebi na she accept the video call ni instead of declining.She no know say she dey married before?
Lol @ 'I thought it was a customer calling.Customer go leave person phone number,go Facebook dey call am for video.Wetin concern me sef,let me come and be going���

I need to check if she is saying the truth.. Mumu

the woman sef na old and overbleached olosho .shameful

Zhegx:
Stupid men everywhere. If you are feeling "somehow", wait till 12 midnight, buy airtel 250mb for 25 naira or mtn 500 mb for 50 naira, go to xvideos, type kira noir or asa akira, rub Vaseline for hand, after 10 minutes you go pour akamu.......konji don end. Foolish men disgracing us.

Lol.
Ten minutes.
My own that one round is two weeks, nko, how I go do?

Kaplan090s:
what is joystick? I hate that word, Preeq is Preeq…….lets call a spade a spade for once

A spade is a shovel.

LOL..the guy dey find sugar mummy,but some guys are something else .

No sign of respect at all.

Richardonald:
I need to check if she is saying the truth..

hahahah, you have now become the video assist referee abi.

Na lightning dey fire
Everytime thunder fire u.
Most of dem are liars
If dem go tru her pgone now
U go see enuf nudes
Bich

Janemaries:
Shhhh abeg make I hear word
Shey na the prick when me dey see every time on FB
Just ignore those jobless men imagine one say make I come Abuja come meet am make we flex mumu men��

Really?
Thats mean you be legend ooh