lefulefu:
iyam not talking of lepa skeletor.iyam talking of averably built ladies with flesh in the right places.no be say she go jus dey overblown like a baby whale

respect80:


Sure.
One thing I normally ensure when toasting a gel is that I will make sure I present myself in such a way that you won't be expecting anything like mar... talkless of riage. So you will know as much as I do that we are just gonna be phock mates for a teffmporary period.
So I'm sure to marry a slim babe but any clean fat one wey enter road, motor go crush am

lefulefu:
haha i get u fat is chubby and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is suicide

lefulefu:
so u na hit and run guy i gbadu ur style

chrisifeanyi:
I can never have anything to do with a fat lady again. One that visited me last weekend just dey fart anyhow. Rubbish.

lefulefu:
hahahaha for real? U don see any babe wey go dey as curvy as tiwa then when she marry she go come ballon up like eniola badmus? Me never witness any of such oo and if me happen to marry a lady wey get like tiwa figure and she start to dey add i will caution her b4 she go reach eniola badmus level. There was this girl wey we grow up together . As as teen she was very skinny as in like bonga fish. Wen i saw her of recent wen she marry i marvelled at her new shape. She don drop two kids now and her hips and back don fill out but she no fat. She jus get like tacha figure. There is another babe dis one na my friend. She's very curvy as in flat tummy,hips with ukwu.if u see dis one u had think she's a model and na so guys dey die for her both on social media and off social media. Wen she show me her former pics bros i no believe my eyes. In her former pics she was looking so overweight just like this woman wey op put her pix. I ask her wetin happen and she tell me na exercise and change in diet na im she take reduce her weight.. That she consumes less junk nowardays and focus on her natural meals.babe is looking so cute with her nice figure. I dey respect babes wey dey take care of demselves and not dese fat lazy ones dat will be eating anyhow and sleeping anyhow. Na so dese orobos wen dem dey sleep dhier snoring go jus wake up a dead person. Men wey dey date very fat women are trying ooo.

respect80:


The only benefit of dating a fat babe na d continously tight pussay wey you go henjoy.
The more you phock, the tighter it becomes.
Dated one during my NYSC days. This babe was so kind dat she doesn't even disturb me for anything and she's not the I want to eat indomie or suya type. Once she visits, she's ready to eat whatever I have to offer and as a badt guy wey be say if my prickkk stand, even if you cut am with cutlass e no go enter, na so I pound pussay soteyyy my next door neighbor wey d form Saint jump enter street begin look for babe.

God forgive me but even if fat gels ain't sweet for marriage, they're some how cool for phocking. As in, their pussay is too narrow to resist not some of this lepa wey deir pussay be like Atlantic Ocean

No wonder the Bible said, "narrow is the way that leadeth unto life."

lefulefu:
this one fat

Fuqman:
I can't deal with excess fat. She's fat.

dollyjoy:
na fat she fat. She no kill person

eni4real:
Werey man. See as you misquote Bible now

respect80:


She's not fat jare.

She is Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

lefulefu:
hahaha as in ehn d fatness no be here. When i see d title of d thread i was thinking na one lady with curvacious behind dey cause commotion not knowing say na one fatty bobo dey cause commotion with her weight. If my wife or babe dare add this type of unnecessary weight she will start jogging with me every early morning. No negotiations whatsoever for her. She must burn d tin off.

respect80:


Misquote ke.

Explain how I misquoted it pls

chrisifeanyi:
I can never have anything to do with a fat lady again. One that visited me last weekend just dey fart anyhow. Rubbish.

eni4real:
Too much pun dey worry you

Passmaga3:

Lwkmd

eni4real:
You are more experienced in this line..
I dey learn oo

eni4real:
You are more experienced in this line..
I dey learn oo

respect80:

How is the topic of discussion related pun?

From misquote Bible to too much pun?

respect80:


Kikikikiki let's end this thread here before them go say na we make one of these Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat NL girls go drink Sniper
Don't want to refresh trending topics later to see, " fat girl commits suicide." o

respect80:


Kikikikiki let's end this thread here before them go say na we make one of these Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat NL girls go drink Sniper
Don't want to refresh trending topics later to see, " fat girl commits suicide." o

lefulefu:
haba nau just ordinary yarnings wey we dey yarn about orobo chicks go come make one dey tink of suicide? e never reach like dat nau

respect80:

Mhennn, how man go do na?
I no want any chewing gum love for this Buhari economy o.
And one thing with me is that no matter how cool a babe is, even if she is not too demanding, as long as you have the usual attention seeking habit which has almost become a prevalent syndrome among girls this days, I find it difficult to cope with you.
U sef kuku know what I mean...
I may not be consistent in calling especially when we aint together and even if you choose to be calling me consistently, I will always get tired of you.
I'm the type that always like one moment or two for myself only. Don't really know if it's good but that's the sort of person I am.

respect80:

How is the topic of discussion related pun?

From misquote Bible to too much pun?