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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by anzaku47(m): 2:11pm On Jul 27, 2019
Those Kenya �� people really finish Nigeria �� fa... Nigerians no de hear word.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 2:20pm On Jul 27, 2019
CocoaOla:
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To be honest?

The Kenyans won this shit..

Asides skin colour and better music what else?

They came for our economy
Our leaders
Our reputation
Our way of living abroad
They came for every single aspect of Nigeria, they had proof and back up even videos..

no Nigerian knows much about Kenya cause they don't have any influence on Africa and because we don't care.. but they know much about us cause we're influential worldwide. but we're still using the little we've got

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Trybes(m): 2:26pm On Jul 27, 2019
So far Kenya has basic infrastructures in place more than Nigeria. May not be as rich as Nigeria but things things are working better there.
Sadly them writing trash about Kenya would gladly accept a resident permit to live there.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by OrdinaryNigeria(m): 2:34pm On Jul 27, 2019
Racism . Black is beautiful. Dont insult kenya for being black. It's a no point for me.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by tck2000(m): 2:35pm On Jul 27, 2019
Look at blackies!
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 2:35pm On Jul 27, 2019
Trybes:
So far Kenya has basic infrastructures in place more than Nigeria. May not be as rich as Nigeria but things things are working better there.
Sadly them writing trash about Kenya would gladly accept a resident permit to live there.
have you gone to Kenya before?
I strongly advice you to. or at least watch videos. that country is a one city country.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 2:45pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:


Population no be prosperity.

Kenya is way ahead of Nigeria.
Most Nigerians are stupid to accept this fact.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by xtremeTall(m): 2:57pm On Jul 27, 2019
Harbeeorlar:

Them finish Nigeria abeg
lol..bro where can I read it pls
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by penjm: 3:00pm On Jul 27, 2019
pls I can't wait for south Africans to fall to this trap too.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Clinghton: 3:02pm On Jul 27, 2019
Real comedy���
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by fortunechy(m): 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2019
Chai..... Nigeria got no chill.... so hilarious. Kenya's flag and the pant got me.
One thing i love about Nigeria as a country is cuz no matter the situation, they are always happy and hilarious
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by cosmos1440: 4:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
xtremeTall:
Lol.. But I would like to read Kenyans troll too
Go to twitter nau.
Anyway, sample this

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by MisterKings(m): 4:18pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Kenya is better than Nigeria though

Yea but we wont let them know that. We need to deal with them mercilessly. So they know we are still their oga. What a child can see standing, an old man has seen sitting down grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jul 27, 2019
MisterKings:


Yea but we wont let them know that. We need to deal with them mercilessly. So they know we are still their oga. What a child can see standing, an old man has seen sitting down grin


Oga?

Story for the gods.

Kenya is far ahead pls
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 4:41pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:


Oga?
Story for the gods.
Kenya is far ahead pls
ahead in what exactly

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by TSRC: 4:51pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:


Imagine great country like Kenya been insulted by Nigeria.

Kenya has all it takes and are highly competitive

That your country men are giving birth like fowls is not growth.


Kenya is a country Nigeria should look up to.
You are a clown.
Even in Nigeria's worst state, it would never depreciate to the level of Kenya.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by OyiboOyibo(m): 5:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
iloveyou82:
if we have the size of Kenya, did you think we will lack what Kenya is lacking today?

It is not about size, it's leadership failure...

China is 1.4Billion and they are prospering
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by davillian(m): 5:07pm On Jul 27, 2019
80% of their land are for animals
While 20% are for humans.
A country that has more animals than humans.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jul 27, 2019
I want see Kenya own too abeg
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 27, 2019
YourNemesis:
Lol, the Kenyans were winning as at Yesterday night because Nigerians didn't even know about the abuses the Kenyans were raining down on them via Twitter. #NigeriaVsKenya was the top tweet for more than half of yesterday up to this morning in Kenya, while in Nigeria it didn't even start trending up until a few hours ago.
Nigerians woke up this morning and saw what was happening and the table flipped... They are now being roasted like hell! They will never try rubbish again they should go pick on their mates like Tanzania and Uganda. Srsly, Nigerians don't give a f! about Kenya a country that is only 26% urban. Bt they re always looking for any opportunity to start KenyavsNigeria on twitter. Inferiority complex.


This is your fellow idiot who started this tweef between Kenya and Nigeria

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jul 27, 2019
edon21:

have you gone to Kenya before?
I strongly advice you to. or at least watch videos. that country is a one city country.

You've brought your ignorance and stupidity from Kenya Nigeria thread to here?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jul 27, 2019
TSRC:

You are a clown.
Even in Nigeria's worst state, it would never depreciate to the level of Kenya.




What nonsense

Nigeria no near Kenya for any reason.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 27, 2019
edon21:
ahead in what exactly
in all aspects
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Obi1kenobi(m): 5:29pm On Jul 27, 2019
Nigerians and their dumb, embarrassing jokes about how black other Africans are. No wonder we're the bleaching capital of Africa with such an inferiority complex over dark skin. And the dumb jokes are not even accurate. Kenyans are no darker than Nigerians on average. Kikuyus who are the largest ethnicity for example are no darker than Igbos or Yorubas, and Kenya even have a large Cushitic population who in general have more European features than any Nigerian tribes. But what makes the joke doubly daft is that the blackness or otherwise of people's skin is irrelevant to their value.

And Kenya is a more developed country than Nigeria. In pretty much any development indices, they wipe the floor with Nigeria. Nigeria is only just about better than the most wretched countries like South Sudan and Somalia and Chad and Niger. Comparing Nigeria with Kenya is just an exposure of your ignorance.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Insectkiller: 5:31pm On Jul 27, 2019
grin grin grin grin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 27, 2019
LibertyRep:
That was some cyber bullying there by the Nigerians.

Haba. That was too much for Kenyans now.

Wither the African Brotherhood?

Go to Twitter and see how Kenyans are brutally bashing Nigerians with facts
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jul 27, 2019
You guys are just posting for Nigerians only, make an attempt to visit Twitter and see how Kenyans are brutally bashing Nigerians grin grin

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 27, 2019
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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 27, 2019
More, these are bitter truths

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 27, 2019
More grin

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 27, 2019
Obi1kenobi:
Nigerians and their dumb, embarrassing jokes about how black other Africans are. No wonder we're the bleaching capital of Africa with such an inferiority complex over dark skin. And the dumb jokes are not even accurate. Kenyans are no darker than Nigerians on average. Kikuyus who are the largest ethnicity for example are no darker than Igbos or Yorubas, and Kenya even have a large Cushitic population who in general have more European features than any Nigerian tribes. But what makes the joke doubly daft is that the blackness or otherwise of people's skin is irrelevant to their value.

And Kenya is a more developed country than Nigeria. In pretty much any development indices, they wipe the floor with Nigeria. Nigeria is only just about better than the most wretched countries like South Sudan and Somalia and Chad and Niger. Comparing Nigeria with Kenya is just an exposure of your ignorance.

God bless you for this.Nigerians should wake up from their slumbers.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jul 27, 2019
walexy100:
I want see Kenya own too abeg

This is the hashtag #KenyavsNigeria.
Kenyans are brutally bashing Nigerians grin

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