one Sunday I was inside a church and the girl next to me was flashing me green lights, it was too much for me to just ignored her like that so i took my time to check on her which ofcourse she is not that bad. she was flashing her iPhone to my face so that I know she is using iPhone.

anyway I talk with her and everything went well, she liked and eying me no doubts. I collected her number and I told her i will talk later she said no problem.

few minutes later I was bored Inside the church as the pastor was just talking about something not really interested. I said to myself let me check what's happening on nairaland. I opened and click one topic from the front page and tried to screw drown. Volla! phonographic pictures, big and bold on my phone screen. she look at it as I never expected it. at first i was confused for some seconds for what have just happened and next rush to close the browser tab. the next tab that appeared was bet9ja.
wow, for her mind this one is watching pornography and playing bet9ja inside the church service. it was then I just close the full browser. I was embarrass and how do I explained that to anyone.

well to cut the story short. after the service I was talking to her she didn't even said a word. she was sad with angry face I tried to reach for her hand she pull of her hand. then I let her go. later that day. I called and called she didn't pick. next i buzz her from WhatsApp.

she said what did I just do inside the church. so i couldn't just wait after the service. she was insulting me and told me she was never interested. I stop chatting and blocked her.

seun, lalasticlala

This story ehn,
What do u want us to deduce from this?

Lies

Bigflamie:
Lies

This is so true Oga

One has to decrease his/her brightness when viewing nairaland in public

I was nearly embarrassed in a bus....Luckily for me....The dude sitting close to me was a nairalander

So what do you want us to do now?

You're just trying to be smart which in real sense you aren't.
I am quite sure you were viewing a romance section and even the topic we have something that is related to exotic. So what else do you expect to see in a topic that states "cossy goes nasty on stage"? Do you expect to see her holding bible in be preaching?

Things like these are always in romance section so if you think you don't want embarrassement visit other sections while In public and you can visit romance section in ur closet.

She's in church showing you green light, you logged on to xvideos to check out styles that you might use in case of emergency
Both of you need Jesus

Wisedove:
You're just trying to be smart which in real sense you aren't.
I am quite sure you were viewing a romance section and even the topic we have something that is related to exotic. So what else do you expect to see in a topic that states "cossy goes nasty on stage"? Do you expect to see her holding bible in be preaching?

Things like these are always in romance section so if you think you don't want embarrassement visit other sections while In public and you can visit romance section in ur closet.

if you do visit the front page of nairaland especially when it hits the front page immediately you will see all sorts of advertisement example MTN ,bet9ja ,sex style promoter etc. just try it tomorrow especially the first topic on the front page you will confirm

Wisedove:
You're just trying to be smart which in real sense you aren't.
I am quite sure you were viewing a romance section and even the topic we have something that is related to exotic. So what else do you expect to see in a topic that states "cossy goes nasty on stage"? Do you expect to see her holding bible in be preaching?

Things like these are always in romance section so if you think you don't want embarrassement visit other sections while In public and you can visit romance section in ur closet.

I can see that you only come to nairaland to market your goods & do biz. So you miss the sh!ts those fa.g.s litter a post with once it hits front page. Only god know how they do it. It's like they refresh every milliseconds & target a post immediately it hits FP. This gives them a chance to display their madness from posts 2 - 10.

It's really embarrassing opening a nairaland thread in public now so I don't anymore. SEUN do something

These fools lie Too much on this forum!

Wisedove:
You're just trying to be smart which in real sense you aren't.
I am quite sure you were viewing a romance section and even the topic we have something that is related to exotic. So what else do you expect to see in a topic that states "cossy goes nasty on stage"? Do you expect to see her holding bible in be preaching?

Things like these are always in romance section so if you think you don't want embarrassement visit other sections while In public and you can visit romance section in ur closet.

don't think that way. We have perverts who upload porn pictures on topics that are on front page, it doesn't have to do with romance section topics.

TheDevil666:
These fools lie Too much on this forum!

Guy it's true.
It has happened to me many times, though not in public.
Try clicking on a topic that just reached front page, and you might see all sorts of rubbish.

Yes.
Spammers post pornography on the front page many times.
It's scary.... I saw harly Dean naked on front page I was shocked

Op, that was a very beautiful incident.

Never enter the church with your phone but with Bible.
And don't tell me you have a Bible in the phone. There are other things also there and they are all distractions.

Your ish with the girl is a story for another day, because it could have been some other person that saw what you opened on your phone.

Bigflamie:
Lies

It has happened to me too. The kind of clear pornography picture they post on this site is alarming. I will never browse Nairaland outside my home. Strictly Reddit.

Seun be warned.

If you are so pained for your loss, you can sue the owner of both the Naira and the land on which the offence was committed because when a green light suddenly turns to red light you can no longer move forward.

oga abeg, you guys are not destiny to be together why bothering yourself on top small matter like this, who is saint in this world ?
nobody

To that negro saying this Is a lie, I'd have said so too
There was a day I was trying to show my dad a post bout xenophobic on NairaLand na so I mistakenly open Toyin Lawani's nude, that day I had to be smart enough to scroll pass it minimize my apps then told papa I'll show him later

I just hope Nairaland will not stop some people from getting allowances from parents


Parents will be like: I bought you phone and this is what you are doing with it? henceforth, your allowances in this house is limited


Nairaland don spoil

Why are you calling out seun and lalasticlala? You want this poo on fp too?

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