Davash222:
Thank God, she locked herself in the room not kitchen.
Relax bro, Hunger will chase her out of the room soon honorably.
Just go prepare better food keep for her.

Please try and buy her this big, rounded earrings. It fits perfectly with such gorimampa hair cut.

THIS GUY.

Davash222:
Thank God, she locked herself in the room not kitchen.
Relax bro, Hunger will chase her out of the room soon honorably.
Just go prepare better food keep for her.

Please try and buy her this big, rounded earrings. It fits perfectly with such gorimampa hair cut.

Davash222:
Thank God, she locked herself in the room not kitchen.
Relax bro, Hunger will chase her out of the room soon honorably.
Just go prepare better food keep for her.

Please try and buy her this big, rounded earrings. It fits perfectly with such gorimampa hair cut.

stupidity:
I’m so sad right now. I might even commit suicide by drinking too much vodka after this post.


So my fiancé, already engaged and introduction on its way. She’s been living with me for a three months course she’s attending in Lagos. Last month, she got me really upset intentionally and stood her ground. I kept cool but revenge is pay back. Because I like to send a message to anyone that fvcks with me.


For the past two weeks, every morning before she wakes up I’ll wake up and drop little olive oil on her hair and I’ll be the first to notice it and raise alarm. I made it known to her that the “oil on her head” is leaking. Told her not to tell anyone so they don’t spite fear in her. I told her if measures are not taken all the oil on her head will dry up and misfortune might befall her. I told her it might be her village people using straw to suck the oil.

She started praying day and night. She asked to go to a pastor, that one sef, fake pastor. He told her a lot of rubbish.

So yesterday morning I did it again. Before leaving for work I told her she needs medical attention. I suggested she gets her hair cut to the minimum. It was just a joke.

Got back from work last night and met someone standing in the kitchen looking so small with gorimampa skin cut. I could see myself on her head while talking to her because I’m taller. She removed everything trying to locate where the oil Dey leak from.


My conscience didn’t allow me so I opened up to her that it’s a prank. Mehn, I can’t describe the way she felt and looked at me. She went straight to the bedroom and locked herself in.

I don knock tire she won’t open. I don miss work today coz I can’t get in to get ready for work. I know she’s fine coz I could hear her receiving calls and changing TV channels.


It was just a joking sturv


I don’t want to break down the door make I nor go spend money to repair am because of this small issue. ?


Also no one has called me because of it, that means she never tell any friends or family member. For her not to tell anyone means I’m doomed

ValCon888:
The loss of hair is temporary.
But your stupidity is permanent.

ValCon888:
The loss of hair is temporary. But your stupidity is permanent.

Fountainofyouth:
Our hair is our crown, same way your diick is what makes you a man, imagine if she decides to do the ultimate revenge by mistakenly cutting off your diick or balls, how would you feel