Environer:

In my history class, we were taught that Oduduwa fell from the sky and founded Yoruba kingdom thereafter. The guy Oduduwa get liver to fall from the sky. Does it mean Yorubas are all going back to heaven? We the real owners of naija who did not fall from the sky will miss them sorely.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oduduwa

DapoBear:

I'm glad you've acknowledged the superiority of the Yoruba. You have spoken truly; we are descended from heaven. And not surprisingly, God seems to favor us quite a bit.

Environer:

We the real owners of naija who did not fall from the sky will miss them sorely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oduduwa

Creation stories abound in every ethnic group

dayokanu:

Was Elijah taken by a chariot to heaven?

Environer:

[b]We the real owners of naija [/b]who did not fall from the sky will miss them sorely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oduduwa

So you dont need biafra again

tpia@:

^^try to raise the general IQ level, not lower it.

tpia@:

^^Hmm, well, it seems you're doing a great job of convincing people you're retarded then.

Environer:

I lower it to accommodate people like you who left the essential part of their brain in the sky.

Environer:

Sometimes I wonder which is more practical: Igbos (and that is a few of them) claim to be jews (actually jews by behaviour and not by any genetic stretch) and Yoruba claiming to fall from the sky probably with a thud and actually writing that in a history textbook and teaching everyone. Could it be that Oduduwa was the ekwensu/esu that God drove down from heaven and he came here on earth to distabilize the Nigerian space? Could it be why his descendants kill themselves for every flimsy excuse? I need urgent answers for my PhD thesis. Otherwise I will claim the PhD certificate and begin calling myself a doctor, even if you refuse to provide the answer that I require to pass the exam

tkb417:

These are signs you should be locked up and given injections

i suspect your sniff cocaine cos a confirmed leper wouldnt palpitate/convulse with so much vagaries

u need remedial drugs

Environer:

Sometimes I wonder which is more practical: Igbos (and that is a few of them) claim to be jews (actually jews by behaviour and not by any genetic stretch) and Yoruba claiming to fall from the sky probably with a thud and actually writing that in a history textbook and teaching everyone. Could it be that Oduduwa was the ekwensu/esu that God drove down from heaven and he came here on earth to distabilize the Nigerian space? Could it be why his descendants kill themselves for every flimsy excuse? I need urgent answers for my PhD thesis. Otherwise I will claim the PhD certificate and begin calling myself a doctor, even if you refuse to provide the answer that I require to pass the exam

Environer:

I nearly got retarded studying that Oduduwa fell from the sky. Now it does look like he did not fall after all; he was pushed.

Environer:

Sometimes I wonder which is more practical: Igbos (and that is a few of them) claim to be jews (actually jews by behaviour and not by any genetic stretch) and Yoruba claiming to fall from the sky probably with a thud and actually writing that in a history textbook and teaching everyone. Could it be that Oduduwa was the ekwensu/esu that God drove down from heaven and he came here on earth to distabilize the Nigerian space? Could it be why his descendants kill themselves for every flimsy excuse? I need urgent answers for my PhD thesis. Otherwise I will claim the PhD certificate and begin calling myself a doctor, even if you refuse to provide the answer that I require to pass the exam

Environer:

Umunna,

Now you are free to refer to yourselves as jews, chinese, etc. If Yoruba peps enviously bark at you (as usual) about that, please remind them that they were pushed from the sky so they are UFOs. I wonder why it took umu igbo so long to make the connection.

Environer:

Umunna,

Now you are free to refer to yourselves as jews, chinese, etc. If Yoruba peps enviously bark at you (as usual) about that, please remind them that they were pushed from the sky so they are UFOs. I wonder why it took umu igbo so long to make the connection.