The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

[b]If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
[/b]

Just laugh it out lol

you don try, clap for yourself. this is very educating.

@ OP

i hope say you sabi this musician EBENEZER OBEY== the man don take everything sing== for im album titled== baba, omo ati ketekete meaning the father, the son and their horse,
All what you wrote happens to both genders and not only limited to men

Men v ojukokoro na

Dyt:

Men v ojukokoro na

You sabi the thing== e dey happen to all of us no be only men naww Dyt

Bt men get excess p na

The master problem's they'll never agree with you on this.

^^^ pls dont crack my ribs abeg
efpmk oooooooooo

Ee get as e dey take do both of us ooo, no be only men

op,
U na don start the war again . . , . Hmm

War against humanity menity 

Last time i checked there was no problem with man. he still has the one D1ck unless he is lookin for two

k-money £:

War against humanity menity 

Wahla boi

D-sense:

Wahla boi

na so i run go every site say make i fashi Nairaland===my brother nairaland don turn to TABA OO==WEY i NO FIT do without== I come dey fire psalm wetin ooo== dat psalm wey no dey see enemy for face==i come dey fire am for my enemies== God come tell me say I go show dem say I pass dem== even if dem no unban you== God say go inside my pickin na so me just somersault enter this nite my bros

Poster is absolutely right, i need to save this, Brilliant!!!!

Life is too short for such drama.

k-money £:


na so i run go every site say make i fashi Nairaland===my brother nairaland don turn to TABA OO==WEY i NO FIT do without== I come dey fire psalm wetin ooo== dat psalm wey no dey see enemy for face==i come dey fire am for my enemies== God come tell me say I go show dem say I pass dem== even if dem no unban you== God say go inside my pickin na so me just somersault enter this nite my bros

Na true talk jare . . . . . .They no get mouth!

D-sense:

Na true talk jare . . . . . .They no get mouth!

You too much==
You are mouthed jjoorr

true to most men ;d ;d ;d

I agree with you on some of the things u wrote here. It abnormal 4 a woman to be better becos God made them to be subordinate to men

190:

^^

Copying and pasting wan pursue person comot from nl

Dont they have war against pirates on dating websites again!!

the girl ran out of thought and posts,the next thing na photocopy

This is very true.

^^
olodo

@ poster: mz.d is giving a standing ovation! cheers to you! sooooo true!

^^
babie sit down
Youre the only person clapping in this place
where more than 6,000 are,

Of course she is the only babe who can butt clap here