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nlPoster:
I am seeing so many weird looking English typings today, what is going on? Is this an attack on the language?

� Mad o

The number of times depends on who you're calling.

If I'm calling just a friend. once is enough

Calling family. 2 times

Calling boo, ha.... He must pick. I'll call until phone switches off. Won't want to take chances. Something could be happening at the other end. . So long as the phone is ringing, I'll keep calling.

Sarmiz24:
Lol funny, I never knew there were people wey mumu like Mr Ibu, until I joined Nairaland.... someone will just wake up and on is phone just to post this kinda rubbish on a public forum and some mumucious MOD also mumushily move this kinda trash to font page... SMH

Its quite funny bro. Go to various forums and see newsworthy topics wasting. Yet things like this make FP.

ugolinze123:
Hi guys have been

Obviously, I don't need to call twice, I call once and the phone rand 2 times to four and dropped and she didn't pick...

If she is a girlfriend it means a certain thing, if she is house wife it means another,

I can't go twice... If a girl dropped her phone for 30 seconds or a minute that she can't hear her phone ringing, something is wrong.

Cos women are 247 in contact with their phone, except she is asleep.. anything aside that is another activity o

AshiraWealthy:
The number of times depends on who you're calling.

If I'm calling just a friend. once is enough

Calling family. 2 times

Calling boo, ha.... He must pick. I'll call until phone switches off. Won't want to take chances. Something could be happening at the other end. . So long as the phone is ringing, I'll keep calling.

So he must be up to something if he doesn't pick? What if he put the phone off after it rang twice?

ugolinze123:
Hi call.

A friend of mine said, if you call a girlfriend n she didn't pick up at first ring, chances are another guy is hiring her g spot.

If she said four, that's awkward, one way to find out, just allow her to call you more than 5 don't pick,

Hahaha bro I will see you in the next life..
Then you will know the real answer

Women are always right when they are wrong, when they are at fault..

Offpoint:
Anyone who ring my line more than twice is seriously suffering from mental health issues.

If you call twice and I didn't pick, give yourself 15 OR 30 minutes break before you dial my number again.

Calling me continuously more than twice means you've lost your senses.

Swears... Or the person should rather send me a text... I don't like it when someone calls me endlessly... I'd become so irritated.. Especially when it's my busy hours...

donbachi:
she could still pick and u hear her gasping for air.

Story,

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr


Be real niggarrr

Just dial once



You are a real niggarrr. Infact if you dey near ugbowo just track me i dey irex bar( opposite Uniben main gate) make i buy you enough bottles. There is this particular girl serving me my bottles of Heineken. Damnnnnn. She is very beautiful. Make i see whether i go fit collect her number

The truth be say
There are too many pussy asss niggarrrz this days
Imagine dialling a womans number more than once
The only Woman i can dial her number more than once is my mother

just left irex bar small world

Guys stop deceiving yourself ,ladies are never far from their phones when they are home ,...

If she is a working class citizen ,then don't call working hours but if a lady doesn't pick your call on Saturday morning ,Sunday morning ,then she return the calls hours later ,Guy give yourself brain,...Friday night also is a strong time too .


Anytime you have funny feelings that you should call your GIRL and she doesn't pick ,always know one thing ,instinct don't lie ,even the tone of her voice ,the signs are always there ,...

That's the height of it!!!!!! At that point I give up.

Davryme:
Just to say hi --- I will call your once
Business ---- More than once
Emergency --- at least 3x

To be sincere bro.. that babe likeness is shaking.
Would have cost her nothing, just to say sorry.

The least I expect from anyone I call.. is a flash except if he/she don't have call credit.

The biggest one is when u missed my call, the next I am seeing on my WhatsApp status is your post after I called earlier.

cRobo:
Individual difference and its relative


Babe : so you didn't miss me today
Me : I called you
Babe: just two missed call

If your babe is really into you she will always nag why you don't give her multiple calls

I quite understand that

Unlike some relationship whereby they can go the whole day without speaking to each other many nairlanders girls are in that category, some don't even call their bae for three day and they think they are in a relationship

Sorry for quoting you, but the truth is if a girl is into you once she see one missed called for you she’ll definitely call back.

I call her once in a week oh

patner kill you there...

olonsho sure pass...

you can scroll and waste 5 k card unto baby where r u...

your boo is another man boo...wether you like it or not..

someone physically is sexing your boo...if not penetrating?she is masturbating to his thoughs.

call your partner??

irarun..patner wh no give u doggy but give snake in d monkey shadow to frank..small boy for area.

Nothing Okada men no go see for Sanwo olu hand....

seangy4konji:
patner kill you there...

olonsho sure pass...

you can scroll and waste 5 k card unto baby where r u...

your boo is another man boo...wether you like it or not..

someone physically is sexing your boo...if not penetrating?she is masturbating to his thoughs.

call your partner??

irarun..patner wh no give u doggy but give snake in d monkey shadow to frank..small boy for area.

As many times as possible as long as they have your respiratory organ and your destiny with them..

Please don't stress me

Remember the song 59 missed calls. Jah bless ft reminisce

Just have money you'll be having 59 missed calls from girls

revived:
As Many Times As Possible

same here i have different types of friends. The ones I know I can never call during an emergency or phone a friend on a millionaire show and those who until you nag them they no Dey hear word aka stubborn...

With Real Gs though it’s about maturity not likes

I dont even call people so I no dey for all these kyn yeye stress una dey put una self for.

nlPoster:
I am seeing so many weird looking English typings today, what is going on? Is this an attack on the language?

I don’t know why una carry English for head o? I know many CEOs and expatriates that can’t speak English fluently that are Nigeria hitting it big.

Funnily enough

atilla:


Lol funny enough your English 'typings' is not the best also

BarrSly:
The kind stupid stress guys dy let girls put them through just dy tire me.. u call her she no pick ok bone her and get busy if she call you face your business and ignore the call so she knows you aren’t just sitting by the phone waiting for her to call you. For all we know she could have been with her other guy having a good time and your call is interrupting so please bros dy your dy...

BarrSly be correct guy

ugolinze123:
Hi guys have been in this heated argument with her since morning cus i called twice and she was away from her phone and now shes annoyed that i was supposed to call atleast 4times before coming to conclusion on her not reachable.. So I decided to ask, How many times should be enough to ring one's phone? Me I think 2 times is enough to get the other person pick the call.

Don't know what's wrong with guys of nowadays. I don't call babe twice. Once and that's all. If she miss the call, she will call back. That's my principle. I use to broke up with girls with this bcuz the moment I call you once and you don't call back, I will never call you again forever and if you call back after two weeks, I will ask you ; Who is this?. Lol. That's why I keep many girls.
Don't call any girl more than once. No girls deserves the care other than your mom, your sisters and your wife. In fact these days na girl dey call me themselves cuz if you don't call, I will not cuz I will be having nice time with one called.

Call till the battery goes off

AshiraWealthy:
The number of times depends on who you're calling.

If I'm calling just a friend. once is enough

Calling family. 2 times

Calling boo, ha.... He must pick. I'll call until phone switches off. Won't want to take chances. Something could be happening at the other end. . So long as the phone is ringing, I'll keep calling.

That means you don't trust him. My babe knows it, I hate it when she call me twice at a-go. I'm a busy man and I don't keep my phone with me and most time on silent. Trust is the most important thing in a relationship.

MrMcJay:
Call twice, send a message the third time.

Anything more than that, you should be regarded as a stalker and a nuisance.

Yea

Smh.

SandMan0:
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lol..this reminds me of one oloshi i dated before...i dey call this girl even if her phone is off till it switches on..