I'm jobless, cashless, and I have no girlfriend or wife.

Every morning I wake and take pictures in my room, then go back to sleep.

Please, how can I get a job even if they'll only pay me 10k per month?

Below are two pictures I just took now and I'll be going back to sleep soon.

Please, help a brother.

Modified: pictures removed.

You're allowed to abuse me for being lazy, but at the same time, proffer some help.

Wow, cool pics. Go to Instagram and join gold2p for hook up.


You can get a good job. Even an online job.

Why are you broke? I thought you said you make money weekly to be broke?

Ginaz:
Why are you broke? I thought you said you make money weekly to be broke?

No mind me o! I never see 5k since this year start. Can you lend me 1k?

Ladylite:
Wow, cool pics. Go to Instagram and join gold2p for hook up.


You can get a good job. Even an online job.

I hate Instagram and I have never used it. I hate Twitter and I have never used it. I used to use Facebook, but stopped in 2013. TV, I don't watch. So, you people should just help me with a job and a girlfriend before I commit suicide o! Na beg I dey beg.

Your head be like a mango

Alvin212:
Your head be like a mango

Not just mango, but guava too and other kinds of fruits. Anyway, thanks for the compliment. So, what about the job?

nothing happens in your comfort zone until u go out there
I think you are just too proud to do any menial jobs around ur vicinity.
instead of sleeping all day, go to an office n tell them u wanna work ,they should pay u anything and if u are really hardworking, it may be ur breakbthrough
that way, u can even discover ur potentials

opt in to learn tailoring, mechanic, i personally know ppl who have built comfortable houses from that

recondition your mind
be a man!

Another broke nairaland boy. Mtchew

DaInferno:
nothing happens in your comfort zone until u go out there
I think you are just too proud to do any menial jobs around ur vicinity.
instead of sleeping all day, go to an office n tell them u wanna work ,they should pay u anything and if u are really hardworking, it may be ur breakbthrough
that way, u can even discover ur potentials

opt in to learn tailoring, mechanic, i personally know ppl who have built comfortable houses from that

recondition your mind
be a man!

Don't mind ilegend. He's Just trolling. Dude is q young millionaire.

Jeweltz:


Don't mind ilegend. He's Just trolling. Dude is q young millionaire.

U too fine.

iLegendd:


Not just mango, but guava too and other kinds of fruits. Anyway, thanks for the compliment. So, what about a job?

5k from you will surely go a long way.
Make I drop my account details?

iLegendd:


No mind me o! I never see 5k since this year start. Can you lend me 1k?

Haha how will you go broke when you can make use of your pink lips. PS don't ask me how
modified iLegendd

Alvin212:


5k from you will surely go a long way.
Make I drop my account details?

Money is exactly what I'm looking for. I'm hungry.

Professorcplus:
Haha how will you go broke when you can make use of your pink lips. PS don't ask me how

I'm a child of the man above. So, my lips is only for eating food and drinking water.

Jeweltz:


Don't mind ilegend. He's Just trolling. Dude is q young millionaire.

Please, sweetheart, help me if you can. You're making fun of me because I'm broke. You're making me shed tears.

Tony142:

Tony, my man. I'm trying to hustle out a job for myself. The suffer don tire me.

DaInferno:
nothing happens in your comfort zone until u go out there
I think you are just too proud to do any menial jobs around ur vicinity.
instead of sleeping all day, go to an office n tell them u wanna work ,they should pay u anything and if u are really hardworking, it may be ur breakbthrough
that way, u can even discover ur potentials

opt in to learn tailoring, mechanic, i personally know ppl who have built comfortable houses from that

recondition your mind
be a man!

Wow! I'm really impressed. I'll look into this. Though, if you have any toilet cleaning job, I'll still manage. I can humbly do any legit job that can make me at least 10k per month.

iLegendd:


Money is exactly what I'm looking for. I'm hungry.

I don't have if I have i would have assisted you.

Your bears look a little too bushy but dont worry i can cut u a deal. Agree to give me 345 exchange for a thousand dollars Paypal and u can have some change.

iLegendd:

No mind me o! I never see 5k since this year start. Can you lend me 1k?

iLegendd:


I hate Instagram and I have never used it. I hate Twitter and I have never used it. I used to use Facebook, but stopped in 2013. TV, I don't watch. So, you people should just help me with a job and a girlfriend before I commit suicide o! Na beg I dey beg.

How many sniper you need coz one nor go do

Jeweltz:
Another broke nairaland boy. Mtchew

.. your papa get money pass am?

Too many broke niggar!!!

iLegendd:


I hate Instagram and I have never used it. I hate Twitter and I have never used it. I used to use Facebook, but stopped in 2013. TV, I don't watch. So, you people should just help me with a job and a girlfriend before I commit suicide o! Na beg I dey beg.

Shior, you are not ready.

So where will you find a girl these days that is not on all social media platforms, so you want a girl to leave all the interesting things she sees online and date a broke boring guy like you?

Hate them for all you want but you can not make money through business in this life without social media else go and get a job and find a sugar mummy.

You came to nairaland of all places.. Then we give u solution and you are being selective, you don't need help.

Kontinue

Tonyfx:


How many sniper you need coz one nor go do

Transfer the money for the sniper. Thank you and God will bless you for this.

tyup:

Laughing at me because I'm broke? It's so unfair. I'm feeling emotional already.

BetterMan247:
Too many broke niggar!!!

It's not my fault dear. I pray God will make a way for me one day by giving me a job even if it's just 10k per month.

lol...Oga you look too fresh to be jobless...

Go learn digital Marketing and start earning $$$s