Good morning nairalanders and a happy new week..
Since i don't have anything to do on this Sunday morning, lets play..


Being a patriotic Nigerian who has been to almost every region in the country and come in contact with different tribes and being a favourite among dem ladies cos of my looks(all thanks to my parents), i think I'm placed to say how gals from different tribes act when they start falling head over heels for you..

IGBO GALS: Igbo gals too get pride or should i say them no too get mind.. When an Igbo gal start liking u, na so so look she go dy look u.. Like an Igbo gal will have feelings for u and still expect you the guy to ask her out and then gets mad with you when you don't do so. lmao.. And if you happen to be just friends with an Igbo gal and she sees waving to another gal, y'all won't talk for days....unless you're giving her money..smh.. Igbo gals una shakara too much.

Yoruba Gals: One thing i admire about Yoruba gals is that they have mind..if a Yoruba gal likes you even on first sight, chances are 100% that she must make sure you notice her and most times they actually walk up to you. Yoruba gals no dy use eye see fine boys especially the chocolate skin type and na she go even seduce you Bleep you like the guy no need ask her out..she will start treating you like her boyfriend immediately..lol. There gals are very caring though and that give you money and gifts without collecting from you..just don't cheat on her..

Hausa GALS.. Hausa gals are very respectful when they start falling for you.. They will be passing your front and greet you each time.. Na there i learn Allaikum sallam cos na my reply be that.. There gals sabi do well well and you don't have to spend shii just tell Amina say you love her and you go spend the rest of your life with her and she go dy give you any style wey u want.

CROSSRIVER GALS: if you visit this part of Nigeria and you are handsome, you might be sexually assaulted even by the married ones.. they might fight to get your attention and you might even be shocked to learn that they have discussed the order in which they are gonna sleep with you without your knowledge.. Lol. They will start dressing very seductively in yo presence thereby keeping yo D at attention all the time..lol

There are so many other tribes i have been in contact with both these ones stand out for me..
Anyone else who can relate??

Hausa girls is stabbing just say it

Joblessness is a Sin.

If you want to live long peacefully, avoid Nigerian girls.

Okay !
Your main purpose of traveling is to know how girls behave , forget this rubbish you are writing and go and hustle,
because if you enter naija girls trap you will come out with one leg

Nomanlike:
Good morning nairalanders and a happy new week..
Since i don't have anything to do on this Sunday morning, lets play..


Being a patriotic Nigerian who has been to almost every region in the country and come in contact with different tribes and being a favourite among dem ladies cos of my looks(all thanks to my parents), i think I'm placed to say how gals from different tribes act when they start falling head over heels for you..

IGBO GALS: Igbo gals too get pride or should i say them no too get mind.. When an Igbo gal start liking u, na so so look she go dy look u.. Like an Igbo gal will have feelings for u and still expect you the guy to ask her out and then gets mad with you when you don't do so. lmao.. And if you happen to be just friends with an Igbo gal and she sees waving to another gal, y'all won't talk for days....unless you're giving her money..smh.. Igbo gals una shakara too much.

Yoruba Gals: One thing i admire about Yoruba gals is that they have mind..if a Yoruba gal likes you even on first sight, chances are 100% that she must make sure you notice her and most times they actually walk up to you. Yoruba gals no dy use eye see fine boys especially the chocolate skin type and na she go even seduce you Bleep you like the guy no need ask her out..she will start treating you like her boyfriend immediately..lol. There gals are very caring though and that give you money and gifts without collecting from you..just don't cheat on her..

Hausa GALS.. Hausa gals are very respectful when they start falling for you.. They will be passing your front and greet you each time.. Na there i learn Allaikum sallam cos na my reply be that.. There gals sabi do well well and you don't have to spend shii just tell Amina say you love her and you go spend the rest of your life with her and she go dy give you any style wey u want.

CROSSRIVER GALS: if you visit this part of Nigeria and you are handsome, you might be sexually assaulted even by the married ones.. they might fight to get your attention and you might even be shocked to learn that they have discussed the order in which they are gonna sleep with you without your knowledge.. Lol. They will start dressing very seductively in yo presence thereby keeping yo D at attention all the time..lol

There are so many other tribes i have been in contact with both these ones stand out for me..
Anyone else who can relate??

if this rubbish get to front page u'r dead

Mr op...inasmuch as most of these writeups are correct...I disagree with cross river girls own OK....its a mere stereotype ur portraying there...in any tribe... Girls are likely to compete and chase over handsome guys...you could attach pride to Akwa-Cross girls cos we are even afraid of girls without pride these days...it seems they have evil intentions towards us...

Eagleboney:
Okay !
Your main purpose of traveling is to know how girls behave , forget this rubbish you are writing and go and hustle,
Because if you enter naija girls trap you will come out with one leg

Hahan bros you dey vex ooh.....Which one be trap and one leg again hehehe...

Funny enough I have dated girls from all the listed tribes. From my experiences with them you're 95% correct.

Eagleboney:
Okay !
Your main purpose of traveling is to know how girls behave , forget this rubbish you are writing and go and hustle,
because if you enter naija girls trap you will come out with one leg

Take it easy on the young man. A sex tourist can monetize his experiences. An example is, RooshV

truly, you no get job

Avoid Naija women with due caution!

Very useless set of species

Skmoda360:
Ebi pami .....beckysexy come and cook for me, I will pay you in cash and kind.....make I look for her trouble small

What would you like to eat?

My interest in naija girls is only remaining 15.5%

what will an Ibo man say about an Ibo girl and a Yoruba girl before mscheew, awon oniranu



.

lol... OP you're mad.

Firstorderwizard:
My interest in naija girls is only remaining 15.5%

Hmmmmm, you're benevolent with your percentage, bro.

Tonyspecial:
if this rubbish get to front page u'r dead

I cant stop laughing

Beckysexy:

What would you like to eat?

Afang soup and garri

Lazy Nigerian youth indeed...

hey guys this post was just for fun and moreover not everyone can relate to this post.. And for those saying lazy youth etc, guess the FG pays me 33k to do this for now.. Lmao

itsme01:




what will an Ibo man say about an Ibo girl and a Yoruba girl before mscheew, awon oniranu



.

the truth is that *if* a Yoruba gal have a crush on you, she will go length to Bleep you..

Firstorderwizard:
My interest in naija girls is only remaining 15.5%

Naija gals should be more interested in you ..not the other way round

womenareapes:
Avoid Naija women with due caution!

Very useless set of species

Naija gals are special but delicate.. Handle with care

realokopi:
Funny enough I have dated girls from all the listed tribes. From my experiences with them you're 95% correct.

OG's can relate bro

What said about Igbo is so true.. and there jealous is out of this world

#op

op u are a jobless goat