ok,yes!she said why must i use the condom,but i did it the first time wid out.
no,i will i said.
i did nd went in,but could not come.i had to remove and went raw.better
she said. ah,gud it was 4 mi.i was coming oh.quickly i pulled off.splash,splash
on the floor.
now she cant see her period.wish kind thing self.

dude
u blabbin

, now she's on her way to have a check!!

Congratulations man! You're now a father.
Don't forget to go for HIV test too

wat is with the writing style ?

good luck with ur xmas gift btw

@poster check your house properly I am sure she left her period there.

kai,the result will be out by tomorow. nawa!!!

Lucky u so many have gone 2 diffrent places 2 get dat gift,but u jst got it free of charge.congrat man.

no no,it cant be true abeg.wat a boring xmas it will be.

is this the first time you hit it? and are you sure you pulled out before everything splashed out

Maury povich show

chibenwa: well maury i only slept with her once and i used a condom
the girl: he pulled it off, HE PULLED IT OFFF before he finished because he said he couldn't cum
chibenwa: yea yea but i pulled out before i came so there is no way this child can be mine
maury: so chib can i call you that ?
chibenwa: yea sure
maury : if you are the father what will you do
chibenwa: well i'll do what i have to do
the girl: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING he has been denying his child for a long time now
Audience: BOOOOOO BOOOOOOO
maury: well lets get the results, in the case of chib and the 6 month old child, chib YOU ARE THE FATHER
audience: YEEEEE YEEEEEEEE
the girl: I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU NOW TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD

go to youtube and look for maury povich paternity show you will die laughing

for real though, why cant some of us enjoy doing with a cd?

my answer: God telling me to stick to my one wife!

OP.
Same here ooo . . . . .My girl called me hrs ago telling she's not been sensing her period coming!

@op, you are already a father

@chibenwa - Please tell me you are kidding?  I know you are NOT that naive to know, the "pull out" method is NOT a recommended contreceptive.  The only full proof method is abstinence.  Then the next best thing is a condom, birth control pills or diaphragm with spermicide cream that will kill those little "swimmers" and even a vasectomy.  Have you taken sex education?  If not, please do.  Please tell your girlfriend to go get a pregnancy test.

I need to go get check out too, I am not sensing my period either.

@poster
so which will u prefer; a boy or a girl?

Poster im so happy for you

Mrs, Eve:

I need to go get check out too, I am not sensing my period either.

Amen!

u'r going 2 av BABY!!!!!

What you amen-in for Dsense? You been praying for me to be knocked up?

Poster

Na you try pass, you too much.

At longer last you want to reap the fruit of your labour, congrats papa bomboy

nawa oh,i've been calling her phone like hell, she dosn't pick!

@omega,u no well,am vry sure i pulled out on time.
@livedit,am not kidding.not expecting dis.abt sex education,we all no dis.
but u knw hw it is at times.hit happens.

well, still waiting 4 her call and the result.

chibenwa:

nawa oh,i've been calling her phone like hell, she dosn't pick!

@omega,u no well,am vry sure i pulled out on time.
@livedit,am not kidding.not expecting dis.abt sex education,we all no dis.
but u knw hw it is at times.hit happens.

well, still waiting 4 her call and the result.

But if you know all about this. Why don't you think you can get her pregnant still? You know that depending upon your last ejaculation, that there can be little "swimmers" still in your uretha. You do know that precum do contain "swimmers" too. You secrete that when you get "excited" to make it easier for your "swimmers" to come through. Please have her go get a pregnancy test and if she is "okay" maybe you should convince her to get on the pill or wrap it up next time and use more lube for better "sensitivity."

Go and solve your problems and stop telling the entire world.

you are indeed blessed beyond comprehension, imagine being a Father during Xmas, your enemies will never succeed, your spermatozoa will continue to be active whether by withdrawal method or insertion method etc, you will continue to father as you continue to do.

Happy Fathering

Can that be true? My gal told me same,
but i never deposit my sperm inside her,
Now she, me tire oooh,