Feel free to offload that stupid behaviour here

Go and get a life bro

motionarena:
Go and get a life bro

Hope you already have a life bro

Let me talk offpoint..
So yesterday in school, I saw this very young and beautiful lady, a year one student
(Very Obvious). I was at the other side of the school field watching a football match, I caught her looking at me, I now stared at her, mama was now shy...
So when my niggies came around, I told my friends to follow me towards where she was staying.. As mama saw me she left immediately, I wanted to call her, but my friends told me she is young and I should leave her....

This is what ASUU strike caused

Modified
Uncle lalasticlala come and shift this thing to fp

Lol. My crush was one of my facilitators. Intelligent, classic young man!

My looking game is an A+. When he's in class, I fix my gaze intently on him as if I'm listening with rapt attention! Lol. I just wish! The goal was simply to distract him and make him blush in class so much so that he gets scared to look my way!

And then when I get home, I see a text from him saying I'll make him trip and fall with a thud in class one day!

I'm ready for the lies

In an event,i served her table 30% of drinks and food in that event...all for the notice.

We don't do that here
It's a very un African thing. If you see a girl you like she ugly or she fine, no stand dey look make a move say baby please be mine.
You beautiful tonight.......

Been trying to get her attention, but she was giving attitude.

One afternoon saw her walking towards me from a distance with her friend, when she was block away I stepped out to the gutter and brought out my huge gbola at it full erected length to piss and I was shaking it up down, Up down, left right left right, round rouuuuund.... she saw it and next thing I heard is WOW!
I knew she was impressed.

I'm never been so proud in my life, next evening she called me: Asked her where my number from, she told me from my friend.

To cut the story short, she was the chasing me after that scenery...

Was a long time though. Still in secondary school.

There was this guy, a friends brother then. I liked him So you know then how if mum wants to send someone on errand everybody will be glued to the TV and not want to go. And most of the errands was in this guys block ( it was a block of flats in the estate then.) So I became loyal by always going on errand there all the time and funnily enough I never got tired of running all the errands meant for 5 children. And I can go to their block 10 times a day provided I'll see onyin.
So whenever they say, who'll go and buy this stuff from block B, I'll quickly jump at it. my sisters noticed and began to call me onyins girlfriend and I'll feel fly when they do. Hahahahaha....

Good thing was, onyin took notice and would always call me whenever I go there and I'll feel like melting . Kikikiki...hmm...childish.

Offpoint:
Been trying to get her attention, but she was giving attitude.

One afternoon saw her walking towards me from a distance with her friend, when she was block away I stepped out to the gutter and brought out my huge gbola at it full erected length to piss and I was shaking it up down, Up down, left right left right, round rouuuuund.... she saw it and next thing I heard is WOW!
I knew she was impressed.

I'm never been so proud in my life, next evening she called me: Asked her where my number from, she told me from my friend.

To cut the story short, she was the chasing me after that scenery...

u get A1 in lying. . I luv ur lies tho.

Never tried hard to get noticed....I am the type that hates to like you, I either frown or keep a straight face whenever I run into someone I admire(I have my reasons )
Girls show the greenlight instead......with their ever fixating stares and sporadic unneccessary questions. They can try forcing a greeting on you just to get noticed(I'm the dracula of all snubs), sometimes they play 'the princess in distress'.

Wore leggings but I didn't wear pant so he can see it giggle only to later find out he is a breast guy...nonsense
He didnt even have a beard shioor.....
Lalasticlala was it stupid

SassyGem101:
Was a long time though. Still in secondary school.

There was this guy, a friends brother then. I liked him So you know then how if mum wants to send someone on errand everybody will be glued to the TV and not want to go. And most of the errands was in this guys block ( it was a block of flats in the estate then.) So I became loyal by always going on errand there all the time and funnily enough I never got tired of running all the errands meant for 5 children. And I can go to their block 10 times a day provided I'll see onyin.
So whenever they say, who'll go and buy this stuff from block B, I'll quickly jump at it. my sisters noticed and began to call me onyins girlfriend and I'll feel fly when they do. Hahahahaha....

Good thing was, onyin took notice and would always call me whenever I go there and I'll feel like melting . Kikikiki...hmm...childish.

Finish d story. Did u answer when he called or u started playing hard 2 get?

Lalas247:
Wore leggings but I didn't wear pant so he can see it giggle only to later find out he is a breast guy...nonsense
He didnt even have a beard shioor.....
Lalasticlala was it stupid

Lol

Lalas247 longest time

now . Nobody dey reason person face again.

Ginaz:
We were plain friends though but I suspected he had something to do with the other girl. Cos I saw her crying in his house one day I went to look for her there.

We all grown now . Nobody dey reason person face again.

Babe, why was your friend crying

Froshloaded:

Babe, why was your friend crying

I didn’t ask cos immediately she saw me she docked in her head and wiped off her tears and was kneeling down but immediately stood up . I didn’t knock , I just entered the house . Both were in the parlor and both were alone.

She had a terrible crush on him .. you could tell from the way she just wanna see him every time.

Teenage love eh but aside that ,the three of us were best paddies though, always teasing , joking and quarreling. Childishness was us in every sense .

Ginaz:


I didn’t ask cos immediately she saw me she docked in her head and wiped off her tears and was kneeling down but immediately stood up . I didn’t knock , I just entered the house . Both were in the parlor and both were alone.

She had a terrible crush on him .. you could tell from the way she just wanna see him every time.

Teenage love eh but aside that ,the three of us were best paddies though, always teasing , joking and quarreling. Childishness was us in every sense .

Hmm
Okay

lalasticlala:


Lol

Lalas247 longest time

Sir lalastic I know o...I was just using style to greet u

Vote for APC

I befriended his sister, I didn't even like her

The only time I hung out with her is when her brother was there. Basically, I'd be there just gawking at him.

IceColdVeins:
Never tried hard to get noticed....I am the type that hates to like you, I either frown or keep a straight face whenever I run into someone I admire(I have my reasons )
Girls show the greenlight instead......with their ever fixating stares and sporadic unneccessary questions. They can try forcing a greeting on you just to get noticed(I'm the dracula of all snubs), sometimes they play 'the princess in distress'.

Bro no be only you.. If you like faint I won't even help you up

Lalas247:
Wore leggings but I didn't wear pant so he can see it giggle only to later find out he is a breast guy...nonsense
He didnt even have a beard shioor.....
Lalasticlala was it stupid

..hahaha...lol

Here to read foolish comments

Was in a bank to be precise taiwo road ilorin phb then,wanted to withdraw small funds was eating Puff Puff while inside about getting my teller, when she walked in,trying to look my best from the oil mess while eating the Puff puff,I headed towards the water dispenser around me unkwown to me my finger was firmly pressed on the hot instead on the cold in order not to cause a scene I hurrly swallowed the hot water like that, you should what happened next na,my scream from the burn

[quote author=Offpoint post=87375856]Been trying to get her attention, but she was giving attitude.

One afternoon saw her walking towards me from a distance with her friend, when she was block away I stepped out to the gutter and brought out my huge gbola at it full erected length to piss and I was shaking it up down, Up down, left right left right, round rouuuuund.... she saw it and next thing I heard is WOW!
I knew she was impressed.

I'm never been so proud in my life, next evening she called me: Asked her where my number from, she told me from my friend.

To cut the story short, she was the chasing me after that scenery...[/quote,
Haba, oga Linus mba!!

i once wore suit to fetch water!

PrimadonnaO:
Lol. My crush was one of my facilitators. Intelligent, classic young man!

My looking game is an A+. When he's in class, I fix my gaze intently on him as if I'm listening with rapt attention! Lol. I just wish! The goal was simply to distract him and make him blush in class so much so that he gets scared to look my way!

And then when I get home, I see a text from him saying I'll make him trip and fall with a thud in class one day!

Nysc S.A.E.D right?

Folababby21:

Nysc S.A.E.D right?

S.A.E.D ke. I didn't stay in camp for up to a week. So I never attended that thing.

Facilitator at one of my professional classes.