she says that she has to leave me because she loves me otherwise she would hurt me if she stayed with me. i have telled her to doesn't go before she left that's why. wetin happen because i was doing car when engine fall on top of my backs so i am fracturing my spine ribs. i come tell am say doctor sayd that anytime i want have making love to her inside i have to stay on top of my back. she say she doesn't want to ride all the time and she go get bored.
i say i'm sorry that i love her too much what can i did? so that she canint leave me.

Oh Lawd!
Ur grammar na die!

Let her go if she wants to.

your grammer na bomb
Anyway we all make mistake
I would advice you to let her go before it is too late ok. ONE LOVE

Dis na yo-glish

let her walk.

I have a feeling that your english is also contributing to her leaving you. no mind me o,i might be naughty at times.

Lol, yme i was just going to say that.

@ POSTER

Are you a mechanic? Is that you grammar? This must be a big joke!

isnt it obvious,of course he is a mechanic.

Oh Lawd!

what

Impressive! In fact, am lost 4 words! Honestly, u and ur girl have excruciating problems.

surely the post is written in cipher? can anyone decipher

fekuti:

she says that she has to leave me because she loves me otherwise she would hurt me if she stayed with me. i have telled her to doesn't go before she left that's why. wetin happen because i was doing car when engine fall on top of my backs so i am fracturing my spine ribs. i come tell am say doctor sayd that anytime i want have making love to her inside i have to stay on top of my back. she say she doesn't want to ride all the time and she go get bored.
i say i'm sorry that i love her too much what can i did? so that she canint leave me.

She's leaving you because you embarrass her publicly with your grammar; and she can't just stand the stigma any more.

This is grammatical suicide.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Y'all are so damn mean -- y'all need to go wid his flow so he can understand what you talking about.

Anyways my broda, here we go!

Why doesnt you left her because she is no love you. If she is love you, she will stayed and takes care of you. At this point, there was notin you can did becos you are immobile due to your accident(hope you understand   ) as in you no fit move body too mush. So therefore, you might had to left her and moving on with your lifeS.

What am i saying: Let her take the stepping, make she dey go!!!!,

dae:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Y'all are so damn mean -- y'all need to go wid his flow so he can understand what you talking about.

Anyways my broda, here we go!

Why doesnt you left her because she is no love you. If she is love you, she will stayed and takes care of you. At this point, there was notin you can did becos you are immobile due to your accident(hope you understand   ) as in you no fit move body too mush. So therefore, you might had to left her and moving on with your lifeS.

What am i saying: Let her take the stepping, make she dey go!!!!,

Oh U English Language Murderer! 

nana:

Oh U English Murderer!

DOnt hate on me, just tryna help a brother out, all i did was go with his flow so he could understand what i'm talking about, forgive me for been too nice, LOL

dae:

DOnt hate on me, just tryna help a brother out, all i did was go with his flow so he could understand what i'm talking about, forgive me for been too nice, LOL

Hehehe,U're forgiven!

dae:

DOnt hate on me, just tryna help a brother out, all i did was go with his flow so he could understand what i'm talking about, forgive me for been too nice, LOL

nana:

Oh U English Language Murderer!  

yes o, The queen wont be happy about this!

dae,that is true
     This is what you will do @poster
 

Since she is wanting to left,cos you not can stay up again and you have begging her and she want to still be going let her be moving her on way.

nana:

Hehehe,U're forgiven!

Oh thank you!! you need to show some love too now, tell him wat to do abeg ( in the language he understands) c'mmon help the brother out. LOLOL

Don't let her go oh! Chain her to a car engine in ur house. If she goes u r finished! ! !

y me:

dae,that is true
     This is what you will do @poster
 

Since she is wanting to left,cos you not can stay up again and you have begging her and she want to still be going let her be moving her on way.

LOL, you even knows the languages more than i !! I is jealous!!! lol

Czarskit:

Don't let her go oh! Chain her to a car engine in ur house. If she goes u r finished! ! !

WICKED!

Don't let her go oh! Chain her to a car engine in ur house. If she goes u r finished! ! !



that is true cos with this kind english who go gree for am again. just being naughty ok

Poster,

Sorry to hear this. Your girl dey break up with una just because she is tired to ride and thats all abi?

Her sangolo still dey be a minor ooo. . . I think you deserve someone else better. Pele ooo but this is my own personal opinion. No beef me abeg!

If she lefts him now, he'll die sololy. . .
Who needs a spine-less wimp? ? ?
He beta takes my advice. . .any deviation wuld be disastrous.

Joke thread. . .
The TCs' post history shows he knows his English.

khai_khai:

Joke thread. . .
The TCs' post history shows he knows his English.

Thought as much

@ poster

this your english, na die!

@ poster
enroll yourself in an adult class and improve on your spoken & written english. trust me, she'll come running back!