johndoe200:

Why Can't We keep Women As Pets?


Guys, don't you get tired of the hassle and agro you get in relationships?

A few guys have come up with the perfect solution. Imagine this:

You have a women/girl who:

1. Only speaks when she is spoken to.
2. Is available for sex 24/7.
3. Has devoted her life to pleasing you.
4. when you are not in the mood for her or don't want to see her you put her away somewhere.
5. Does not make any demands of you of any sort.

All you need is a small cage (or cages if you want more than one). They don't take up much space and are cheap. If you have enough space, you can get
the kind of houses they use for dogs.


Guys what do you think, should we not all have at least one of these?

rokiatu:

Thanks for the joke, I needed it.

Area_boy:

ahhhh,  the perfect woman!!!  we can only dream for it  ,  hahahaha

calddon:

haba! NO! me i no buy the idea or fantasy cos they are not dolls or some sex bla bla, they are humans, so just keep fantasizing. i like them just the way they are.

2good:

@ Johnjoe200,
Do you have a sister and a mother?

adamsrib:

I'm not a internet novice so not a lot surprises me on the internet. However NL has an almost demonic force against women. It's actually scary that people not only have these thoughts but they take the time to write about it on a message board. Why this type of thing is allowed baffles me. Almost every thread turns into a fight. Is this what Nigeria is about? I'm moving to Nigeria later this year to get married and I hope and pray that most people do not hold the beliefs presented here. If they do, God help me.

adamsrib:

I'm not Nigerian,  I'm American.

adamsrib:

I'm not a internet novice so not a lot surprises me on the internet. However NL has an almost demonic force against women. It's actually scary that people not only have these thoughts but they take the time to write about it on a message board. Why this type of thing is allowed baffles me. Almost every thread turns into a fight. Is this what Nigeria is about? I'm moving to Nigeria later this year to get married and I hope and pray that most people do not hold the beliefs presented here. If they do, God help me.

Phate07:



Hmmm. Only possible if the world was flat.

But as far as they have tittays, nyash and punanies, i guess we have to put up with their antics.

Orton1_0:

^
For the record, i never said you were white, and secondly, i called you a kid cos only kids trash talk the way you did.
Lady, no one is here to huff and buff nor scare or bully anybody so pls take note.k.
But I still stand my ground, no one made you Judge over us, and never say nothing about what you know nothing about.

Sidenote: I apologize for my mode of approach earlier on and sorry we gotdaf on the wrong foot.k.
Catch you later A.rib dear am outta here.

2kurupt:

OP wat have you been smoking?


But on a serious note, the whole world would be a better place if all the females will drop the 'women emancipation' stance and be more submissive to the male folk (in a relationship sense that is). But before anybody attacks me, lemme state clearly that am all for female education & equal opportunity

9to5365:

@johndoe200

Dude you are hard core. If you need any tips on training the women, let me know. I have some ideas on this.

Akinagirl:

It would be better if he killed himself, one less i.diot  on the loose.

Akinagirl:

It would be better if he killed himself, one less i.diot  on the loose.

MzD@rkSkin:

@Johndoe200, slap yourself, strip unclothed and jump into a waterfall.

MzD@rkSkin:

^^So true.

Tink_sh:

Awesome, can we girls have that too. A guy who doesnt speak and just does what he is told, yay!!!!

johndoe200:

Sorry, pets can't have pets. I will however gladly train you, even at no cost to your owners.