davidylan:

To be frank that was her EXACT reason for insisting we all learned to cook and i'm glad she taught us well.

Good. More mothers should do the same.

ThiefOfHearts:

You "" men are looking for my wahala.

Debo, sharrap over there. If you werent an alajenu, they wouldnt have to do "prevention" for you. Not saying stocking food is wrong, it's not. It can be a lovely thing. Just that it would kind of sad if it becomes a requirement everytime she travels some place in FEAR that some slut will come around with her[b] Iya Basira food[/b] because the husband can't do so for himself.

Iya Basira food happens to be very tasty, if my wife to be can only make mac and cheese, she is in big trouble too

Her washing her yansh and mensuration remnants in her food adds all the more flavor.

How u sure?

well if my wife is the one doing the washing, its all good, cos either way i get to taste the yansh anyways

needeeg:

How u sure?

I help her. Looking for used tampons and squeeze it into jellof rice. Hence the flavor and color.

Story Story Once upon a time, time time

When we all went to Nigeria summer last year, my dad stayed behind because of work. A few of my mom's "friends" called asking if they could "make stew for him" and that he must be hungry and all that rubbish about loneliness. He politely said No and told them that he usually makes his own food anyway. The funny thing was that these women would usually come to our house and KNEW that he's the one that makes pounded yam and all that as my mom has never picked a mortar(for pounded yam anyway) in her life so for them to make such retarded suggestions just proved how conniving they are.

Everytime my mom called him from Nigeria, he would tell her about how so and so called him about wanting to bring food and they would both just laugh on the phone together. Seriously it's hilarious how pathetically ridiculous some Nigerian women are. Awon asewo oshi.

Now had my dad been one of those lazy men who relied on others for everything, he would have fallen for their crap. This happens all the time in most Nigerian homes and it's quite depressing. HOPE ALL THOSE KINGS, THAT FEEL THEIR WIVES SHOULD ALWAYS DO THE COOKIN WILL LEARN FROM THIS

@thiefofhearts, good one

anabell:

HOPE ALL THOSE KINGS, THAT FEEL THEIR WIVES SHOULD ALWAYS DO THE COOKIN WILL LEARN FROM THIS

They dont need to learn anything. What works for one couple does not necessarily work for the other. My dad doesnt cook, my mom does all the cooking and stacks up for when she is not available. they've been married for donkey yrs without any incident of vultures looking to reap where they did not sow.

Sit down and cook for ur husband, if he wants to help you out then so be it.

Abi david!!

David, Now I know why you want daughters, you this tyrant!  

One min you talk about compromise, next min it's talk about shutting up and just cooking

all those smoke fumes have messed with your head.

D is much serious!

i have a question even, those 'vultures' that wanted to cook for your dad - werent they married women? you women are the cause of your own problems

ThiefOfHearts:

David, Now I know why you want daughters, you this tyrant!  

One min you talk about compromise, next min it's talk about shutting up and just cooking

all those smoke fumes have messed with your head.

It's all part of the compromise my dear.  

married miserable women with ugly lazy husbands.

davidylan:

It's all part of the compromise my dear.

You don mara.

all those fumes sha. Pele.

ThiefOfHearts:

married miserable women with ugly lazy husbands.

sounds like the ideal feminist here.
Only divorce papers left to complete the circle of misery.

Abi, and u r proud of wat ur dad did

Um I was responding to debo, david.

He asked about the women that called and I said they were miserable married whores.

yeah i wasnt refering to you, the miserable married whores i meant.
You're not married neither are u miserable so you're safe.

needeeg:

Abi, and you're proud of what your dad did

proud that he's not a typical Nigerian idiot that would follow any conniving woman with tupperwear? Yes.

what kind foolish question be that?

@davidylan, like i said no one will tell me how to run my home when the time comes,that will be the decision of myself and my husband, a man that we both reason the same way

davidylan:

yeah i wasnt refering to you, the miserable married whores i meant.
You're not married neither are u miserable so you're safe.

lol oh I get what you meant now, No don't sound like feminist else they wouldnt be willing to cook for someone else in the first place. duhhhh 

ThiefOfHearts:

lol oh I get what you meant now, No don't sound like feminist else they wouldnt be willing to cook for someone else in the first place. duhhhh 

don't let them decieve you, i bet they were one of those championing for 50:50 in the kitchen before they got married. How they wish your father was their husband now, poor things. When a woman is trying to steal a man, feminism, 50:50 and "he must know how to cook" fly out of the window.

anabell:

@davidylan, like i said no one will tell me how to run my home when the time comes,that will be the decision of myself and my husband, a man that we both reason the same way

I can bet you'd be elbow deep in soap suds while your husband is enjoying the football game when that time comes. So much for crying for equality. We've seen it all before. 

I beg to take my leave o my people, enjoy urselves and REMEMBER: cook for your husbands especially u TOH! Go and buy a good cookery book or better still ask daddy for tips.   

@DAVIDYLAN, SPEAK 4 URSELF, COS U DONT NO A DAMN THING ABOUT ME

David it's not your fault. Continue eating that spoilt panla soup that your mom made for you before you left Nigeria since your oyinbo hos can't even toast bread.

This David is confused and he is confusing me. Who is he?

First he makes sense and later turn senseless like the 99% of the men here.

David stick to one opinion!

michelin89:

This David is confused and he is confusing me. Who is he?

First he makes sense and later turn senseless like the 99% of the men here.

David stick to one opinion!

That has always been his problem unfortunately.

I think it's all that cheap crack in Rochester.

anabell dear dont be offended, do you know how to cook?

@dude4luv, i am very good cook

@topic

They have no value.They should be named and shamed

anabell:

@DAVIDYLAN, SPEAK 4 URSELF, COS You DONT NO A DAMN THING ABOUT ME

trust me, i dont even want to know.

michelin89:

This David is confused and he is confusing me. Who is he?

First he makes sense and later turn senseless like the 99% of the men here.

David stick to one opinion!

If "making sense" is the same thing as simply taking ur side then i dont wish to ever make sense.

ThiefOfHearts:

David it's not your fault. Continue eating that spoilt panla soup that your mom made for you before you left Nigeria since your oyinbo hos can't even toast bread.

hmmm this did not even deserve a comment.

For Christ's sake its a mere forum, the way some of you go on here one would assume the arguments here are about life and death. People are busy with their life cycles and some sad individuals are busy hyperventilating here. kapish!