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Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 10:41am On Jun 14, 2020
When motivational Speakers say things it will be as if they are speaking to your soul...They will make you feel you can achieve the unachievable..They make you a dreamer...
Of all the worst motivational speaker..the worst is the Penis..That Rod is A dreamer..Thinks in one direction..no exist strategy...
I schooled in Eastern European country...So I have always had a dream of fucking an Asian lady because from the porns I watch they scream a lot...So I wanted to experience that..
I told my friend...We agreed to go to a nearby Asian Country ( Close To China) with the help of a white friend we met in the club, that said he knows where to take us...So we fueled his car...off we moved...The kind of speed that dude( white) was driving I nearly peed my trouser. After like 2hours...we crossed the border started looking for a LovePeddler-house to enter...We Could not find a good one with very slim Asians girls..all we saw was fatty European and some black girls...
We decided to go back to where we are coming from... Coming back the police stopped us...Then it dawned on me that I did not carry my passport, no student ID nothing..my friend had nothing too..Only the white guy had some form of ID..And we are in another country without ID...I nearly died..See deportation..my parents go kill me.. that was what was running in my mind....
They handcuffed I and my friend..the white guy was begging..They asked what we came to do in another country that we are drugg traffickers...We had to be honest with the police...that we came to Bleep prostitute, that we didn't succeed...I was crying while tell him ... The police guys started laughing...After begging...they told us to give them something (Money) to buy drink that that will let us go...We did...And they removed the handcuffs...That's was how God saved us...
From that day...I stopped listening to my penis...If there is no exist strategy...I no dey Bleep...

Has your penis ever put you in trouble?
Tell yours...So people will learn...
Sexual urges has ruined a lot of men

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by JOACHINpedro: 10:46am On Jun 14, 2020
I came to read both the truth and the lies grin

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by iTroll: 10:47am On Jun 14, 2020
This tale of yours is just a Concocted heap of bullcrap

You didn't spin this one well enough.
Try again on the morrow

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by longetivity(m): 10:50am On Jun 14, 2020
They should have deported you and ur penis

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by ezegenigbonine: 10:53am On Jun 14, 2020
This sounds like tale by moonlight lols

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 10:54am On Jun 14, 2020
iTroll:
This tale of yours is just a Concocted heap of bullcrap

You didn't spin this one well enough.
Try again on the morrow

Concocted.....I don't have to proof shit to you bro...You no dey feed me..
This event made me a man with self-discipline...
I learnt to control my sexual urges...
Believe what you want to believe...is your choice

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by yanabasee1(m): 11:00am On Jun 14, 2020
I've never let my penis to guide me and I've never been a victim of any misleading penis motivation....



I toast you, you say no, I squirt out, with the speed of light.....

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by iTroll: 11:02am On Jun 14, 2020
gbami:

Concocted.....I don't have to proof prove shit to you bro...You no dey feed me..
This event made me a man with self-discipline...
I learnt to control my sexual urges...
Believe what you want to believe...is your choice
I didn't ask for any proof from you neither neither do I want you to humiliate yourself while doing that.

You sound like a sissified mound of testosterone. Cherry ass niqqa.

It made you a man of self discipline, SFW?

We should bow our heads and dance feverishly?

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 11:15am On Jun 14, 2020
iTroll:

I didn't ask for any proof from you neither neither do I want you to humiliate yourself while doing that.

You sound like a sissified mound of testosterone. Cherry ass niqqa.

It made you a man of self discipline, SFW?

We should bow our heads and dance feverishly?
Whatever Rocks Your Boat...Enjoy cool

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by iTroll: 11:18am On Jun 14, 2020
gbami:

Whatever Rocks Your Boat...Enjoy cool

Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Nobody: 11:26am On Jun 14, 2020
Lol if den deport you na die you dey
gbami which Europe country is that
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 12:07pm On Jun 14, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Lol if den deport you na die you dey
gbami which Europe country is that
Eastern part of Russia...near Mongolia..
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by baralatie(m): 12:10pm On Jun 14, 2020
you lucky o

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Realmenlovetruly(m): 12:14pm On Jun 14, 2020
This is damn funny

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 12:25pm On Jun 14, 2020
Realmenlovetruly:
This is damn funny
I learnt from that...
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by illicit(m): 12:45pm On Jun 14, 2020
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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by GerraMeh74(m): 1:24pm On Jun 14, 2020
Lol we got out of school that day a Private Uni in the east.... We got drunk in Awka and around 9pm a guy told us of this Hausa settlement just before you enter Awka,and that there are alot of Sweet Hausa babes to bleep for as low as 500h..na so we enter the place begin ask people for the location of their bleep house,before we know them call police for us oh,as we reach station police begin tell us that someone was kidnapped in the area yesterday by young boys looking like us.. Thank God for ID Card...

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 2:36pm On Jun 14, 2020
GerraMeh74:
Lol we got out of school that day a Private Uni in the east.... We got drunk in Awka and around 9pm a guy told us of this Hausa settlement just before you enter Awka,and that there are alot of Sweet Hausa babes to bleep for as low as 500h..na so we enter the place begin ask people for the location of their bleep house,before we know them call police for us oh,as we reach station police begin tell us that someone was kidnapped in the area yesterday by young boys looking like us.. Thank God for ID Card...
grin grin grin
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Notatribalist(m): 7:06pm On Jun 14, 2020
gbami:
When motivational Speakers say things it will be as if they are speaking to your soul...They will make you feel you can achieve the unachievable..They make you a dreamer...
Of all the worst motivational speaker..the worst is the Penis..That Rod is A dreamer..Thinks in one direction..no exist strategy...
I schooled in Eastern European country...So I have always had a dream of fucking an Asian lady because from the porns I watch they scream a lot...So I wanted to experience that..
I told my friend...We agreed to go to a nearby Asian Country ( Close To China) with the help of a white friend we met in the club, that said he knows where to take us...So we fueled his car...off we moved...The kind of speed that dude( white) was driving I nearly peed my trouser. After like 2hours...we crossed the border started looking for a LovePeddler-house to enter...We Could not find a good one with very slim Asians girls..all we saw was fatty European and some black girls...
We decided to go back to where we are coming from... Coming back the police stopped us...Then it dawned on me that I did not carry my passport, no student ID nothing..my friend had nothing too..Only the white guy had some form of ID..And we are in another country without ID...I nearly died..See deportation..my parents go kill me.. that was what was running in my mind....
They handcuffed I and my friend..the white guy was begging..They asked what we came to do in another country that we are drugg traffickers...We had to be honest with the police...that we came to Bleep prostitute, that we didn't succeed...I was crying while tell him ... The police guys started laughing...After begging...they told us to give them something (Money) to buy drink that that will let us go...We did...And they removed the handcuffs...That's was how God saved us...
From that day...I stopped listening to my penis...If there is no exist strategy...I no dey Bleep...

Has your penis ever put you in trouble?
Tell yours...So people will learn...
Sexual urges has ruined a lot of men
So you entered another country without passport, don't the country have immigration officers?Stop lying OK?
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 7:14pm On Jun 14, 2020
Notatribalist:
So you entered another country without passport, don't the country have immigration officers?Stop lying OK?
Go and make research you idiot...Former USSR countries especially the eastern parts allow people to pass almost freely but you most have some form of identification....Stay in Nigeria and Continue to make noise... Homegrown Idiot!

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 7:20pm On Jun 14, 2020
Notatribalist:
So you entered another country without passport, don't the country have immigration officers?Stop lying OK?

Idiot...I believe there is immigration officers between the borders of Nigeria and Cameron via Calabar, Taraba, between Sokoto and Niger
or others..Wants to feel smart but ended up being foolish
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Notatribalist(m): 7:25pm On Jun 14, 2020
gbami:

Idiot...I believe there is immigration officers between the borders of Nigeria and Cameron via Calabar, Taraba, between Sokoto and Niger
or others..Wants to feel smart but ended up being foolish
See this mumu.I left Nigeria probably before bastard like you were born.you fcvking idiot.
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 8:05pm On Jun 14, 2020
Notatribalist:
See this mumu.I left Nigeria probably before bastard like you were born.you fcvking idiot.

Of course...Going to Benin Republic is also counted as leaving Naija...Idiot
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Notatribalist(m): 8:41pm On Jun 14, 2020
gbami:

Of course...Going to Benin Republic is also counted as leaving Naija...Idiot
lol.Fool,I have been to 8 countries in the world,go loom for your mate dude.I am above your level
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Dubem6(m): 10:52pm On Jun 14, 2020
gbami:

Of course...Going to Benin Republic is also counted as leaving Naija...Idiot
Ah Stop Oh!
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Orces: 11:10pm On Jun 14, 2020
lol prick na bastard o

na so i go try anal for chick when i think na woke person one time

if you see wounds when this girl use her fingernails give me.... embarassed

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jun 14, 2020
Orces:
lol prick na bastard o

na so i go try anal for chick when i think na woke person one time

if you see wounds when this girl use her fingernails give me.... embarassed
sorry my nigga,never meant to laugh

Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by paulolee(m): 11:41pm On Jun 14, 2020
remember bk den for year one, one bea visited n spent d nite dt wasn't planned because she was just a new friend...i allowed her because i knew i gat to read all night for my exam d next day and nothing would happened...was reading n d rain was heavy n she asked me to come cuddle her...i told her no and she jus slept n covered her body with blanket because it was really cold n den my stick started misbehaving n nodding all nights asif na d penis i take de read...long story short, i went n cuddle her, we romanced n i remember slidding it in from her back because she was on skirt dt cold nite dts how we had sex all night n woke up around 11am wen exam was around 9am...lied all d lie i knew n my F9 stood gallantly n i came bk n did d course Jus because of my stick...

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Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Sirwillz: 1:20am On Jun 15, 2020
paulolee:
remember bk den for year one, one bea visited n spent d nite dt wasn't planned because she was just a new friend...i allowed her because i knew i gat to read all night for my exam d next day and nothing would happened...was reading n d rain was heavy n she asked me to come cuddle am...i told her no and she jus slept n covered her body with blanket because it was really cold n den my stick started misbehaving n nodding all nights asif na d penis i take de read...long story short, i went n cuddle her, we romanced n i remember slidding it in from her back because she was on skirt n dts how we had sex all night n woke up around 11am wen exam was around 9am...lied all d lie i knew n my F9 stood gallantly n i came bk n did d course Jus because of my stick..




Lol mad oo
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by Richyspice(m): 2:18am On Jun 15, 2020
paulolee:
remember bk den for year one, one bea visited n spent d nite dt wasn't planned because she was just a new friend...i allowed her because i knew i gat to read all night for my exam d next day and nothing would happened...was reading n d rain was heavy n she asked me to come cuddle am...i told her no and she jus slept n covered her body with blanket because it was really cold n den my stick started misbehaving n nodding all nights asif na d penis i take de read...long story short, i went n cuddle her, we romanced n i remember slidding it in from her back because she was on skirt n dts how we had sex all night n woke up around 11am wen exam was around 9am...lied all d lie i knew n my F9 stood gallantly n i came bk n did d course Jus because of my stick..
. wtf did I just read!
Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 5:11pm On Jun 19, 2020
paulolee:
remember bk den for year one, one bea visited n spent d nite dt wasn't planned because she was just a new friend...i allowed her because i knew i gat to read all night for my exam d next day and nothing would happened...was reading n d rain was heavy n she asked me to come cuddle her...i told her no and she jus slept n covered her body with blanket because it was really cold n den my stick started misbehaving n nodding all nights asif na d penis i take de read...long story short, i went n cuddle her, we romanced n i remember slidding it in from her back because she was on skirt dt cold nite dts how we had sex all night n woke up around 11am wen exam was around 9am...lied all d lie i knew n my F9 stood gallantly n i came bk n did d course Jus because of my stick...
grin grin grin grin

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