2buff:

Those with whorish tendencies that naturally crave teh cork will become depraved and pretty much deranged, essentially forming the tribal female barbaric hordes of the north

These savages would have built a large idol with a huge cork to worship, clinging on to the shamanic prophecy that one day, the malaputum (any guy with a cork) will fall from the heavens to unite their race and to save them from the kalarihim (hornyness). 


I claim all movie rights

MzDarkSkin:

Nuh uh uh uuuuh! Men have no power on Amazonia. You guyses become our slaves if you trespass! Not even lightening bolts or any other "Chauvinist" power  you all posses are any match for our estrogen tainted atmosphere!

Besides, after some time we evolve into super beings that can achieve what a man can do and still have the maternal instincts intact.



^^Fully matured Amazonia women.  Don't let the cartoon depiction fool you invader! I dare you to fling your "Nut bolts" at them! 

2buff:

^^ Ah I remember those lot. I remember they killed a lot of my fellas with the snu-snu.
It was savage indeed. broken pelvises everywhere. The horror!

But see, this is why I'm messing with you and not them  
Cuz your snu-snu abilities are not deadly yet  

<hurls more nut-bolts at mzdark> BUILD! BUILD!! BUILD!!!  

Arrrha! Key words "Not Yet!" 

*does a Jet Li like pose! sees the Nut - bolts and runs*

I will be back! and when I do, it would be YOU who will build a Spinx like statue of  ME! And pray east to the city of "B0obia" and pay homage to the Empress of "Virjaynia".  Till then I shall send the Oloshi  warrior tribe of captured men on you, headed by Sir D-NonSensious! 
Fight them as I make my escape! 

2buff:

** Kicks a soccer ball to her minions.** 

***The Oloshi burukus easily get distracted and start playing, forgeting completely about 2Buff*** 

****Gives chase to MzDark**** 

*Reminds 2buff that I am Jamo, he can't catch me! *

J12:

Women would definitely nag themselves to death.

9jafetish:

lol most of hour nagging is about men, we complain about men a lot.

MzDarkSkin:

you dare call a woman fat on Amazonia?! 

*Mz.D holds up a cheese burger and makes the war cry! Suddenly muscular 'exiled to the bush' thick women come out of their habitats and surround 2buff. He Turns to see a pissed off leader of the Big Mampies, Maddam Phatazzina with a meeeean mug on her face!

Mz.D throws the cheeseburger in 2Buff's direction, throws up the peace sign and runs as the hungry lards descend on him  *

2buff:

*2Buff simply steps aside and all mampies descend on the cheeseburger, leaving him alone*

Your thick azz is a good thing  
But I'll catch you later   This chase is not over. You and your tribe WILL build me that statue  

REALITY101:

You know I don't  hate u silly granny

Mrs.Chima:

You can't even get a woman.   

I can. You not my type!

Mrs.Chima:

[size=21pt]THANK GOD!  Now you will STOP asking right?[/size]
[size=22pt]Thank you JESUS![/size]

(doing the Mary Poppins dance)

Whooooooooooooohoooooooo!  Yayyyyyyyyyy!  Heeeeee haw!!!!!!!

Mr, Cork:

4get you Mrs Chima. rokiatu more beautifuller than you anyday!!

Mr, Cork:

ok then. giv me puuuny in return for truce!

Emeka 7.:

@OP What a dull world it would have been without pple like Bill Gates, George Washington, Vitali Klithsco, Samuel Peter, Mike Tyson, Samson Sia-sia, Bishop David Oyedepo, d inventor of Facebook (forgotten his name),Abraham Sule, Seun Osenwa, Emeka Anyasi and other great men. @OP haba! pls have mercy on us.

2buff:

It's safe to say without men, women would be damned to hell as there would be no Jesus