I met this girl yesterday and we were getting along well, until she called me a Simp. Then I decided to show her the image below. She became petrified and terrified at the same time.

bro, the mere fact that she called you a "simp" should be the moment you walk away from this deluded woman.... trying to still A) be in contact with this animal or B) trying to make sense to this useless/disrespectful woman, MAKES YOU A SIMP!

whats the point of seducing or bedding such deluded good for nothing woman? your ego is in the way of your common sense bro!

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Then, She's right. You're a golden Simp. Why do you have to show her your little weapon?

Nice advert.

BTW she didn't become petrified or terrified, that's your imagination playing a fast one on you. For a Woman to call you a SIMP and declare it, lol it means your mumu don dey fly jet.

Anyways I still maintain this is an advert.

Okay.

Noted.

MrBrownJay1:
bro, the mere fact that she called you a "simp" should be the moment you walk away from this deluded woman.... trying to still A) be in contact with this animal or B) trying to make sense to this useless/disrespectful woman, MAKES YOU A SIMP!

whats the point of seducing or bedding such deluded good for nothing woman? your ego is in the way of your common sense bro!

JoshOxborn:
Then, She's right. You're a golden Simp. Why do you have to show her your little weapon?

Are you referring to my big roster?

Palema007:
Nice advert.

BTW she didn't become petrified or terrified, that's your imagination playing a fast one on you. For a Woman to call you a SIMP and declare it, lol it means your mumu don dey fly jet.

Anyways I still maintain this is an advert.

Haha.

You got me laughing

Meedon:



Haha.

You got me laughing

It is an advert , right?

Palema007:
It is an advert , right?

I don't think so.

Meedon:


I don't think so.

Lol.. I wasn't expecting a genuine response either.

Raugh Out Roud

Nice marketing strategy.
Why would you reveal your weapon to a potential score.

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She has to be terrified a little.

Palema007:
Nice advert.

BTW she didn't become petrified or terrified, that's your imagination playing a fast one on you. For a Woman to call you a SIMP and declare it, lol it means your mumu don dey fly jet.

Anyways I still maintain this is an advert.

u're wicked shall

tunize:

u're wicked shall

Lol.. don't mind me.

MrBrownJay1:
bro, the mere fact that she called you a "simp" should be the moment you walk away from this deluded woman.... trying to still A) be in contact with this animal or B) trying to make sense to this useless/disrespectful woman, MAKES YOU A SIMP!

whats the point of seducing or bedding such deluded good for nothing woman? your ego is in the way of your common sense bro!

@bold:

A very common disease.

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How did she know d word simp.she be nairalander?

lefulefu:
How did she know d word simp.she be nairalander?

Geez bro.Lwkmd!!

Meedon:


I met this girl yesterday and we were getting along well, until she called me a Simp. Then I decided to show her the image below. She became petrified and terrified at the same time.

You're following your mentor's style, try to be genuine my guy.

Meedon:


I met this girl yesterday and we were getting along well, until she called me a Simp. Then I decided to show her the image below. She became petrified and terrified at the same time.

Mr Simp, take your L and move on

this one wan sell book

MrBrownJay1:
bro, the mere fact that she called you a "simp" should be the moment you walk away from this deluded woman.... trying to still A) be in contact with this animal or B) trying to make sense to this useless/disrespectful woman, MAKES YOU A SIMP!

whats the point of seducing or bedding such deluded good for nothing woman? your ego is in the way of your common sense bro!

What is a SIMP pls

careytommy37:


Mr Simp, take your L and move on

You're the biggest SIMP here.

Thehumanlloydl:

You're following your mentor's style, try to be genuine my guy.

Guy what are you saying?

I don't understand.

lefulefu:
How did she know d word simp.she be nairalander?

I think so.

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I felt weak after she gave me that heartless reply.


Crying right now.......


This life no go ever balance again oooo

lefulefu:
How did she know d word simp.she be nairalander?

simp no be today's word na......nd besides op don put d babe on a pedestal for her to consider him a simp................but op u know say u be confirm simp ........110%

lady must have been smart to know all about you just yesterday she met you,wtf must u have said or done for her to put u in that category

I think you must really be a simp
a Gee has to be cool on the first day of meeting a gurl aleast

FahBuLous:
What is a SIMP pls

short for a simpleton... aka a mumu, an ignorant fool (especially around women).