Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,956 members, 7,828,370 topics. Date: Wednesday, 15 May 2024 at 08:51 AM

How To Steal Meat From Pot - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / How To Steal Meat From Pot (3335 Views)

Lady Shocked After Discovering A Waitress Tried To Steal Her Man (video) / These Are The Types Of Men That Can Easily Steal Your Woman / If He Behaves In These 7 Ways, He Definitely Wants To Taste Your Honey Pot (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

How To Steal Meat From Pot by ShawnMichael: 9:40am On Aug 05, 2020
1. Enter the kitchen, look left and right if somebody is coming.

2. Check the position of the spoon how you met it so you will not make any mistake while leaving.

3. Open the pot gently. Don’t let the cover drop or make any sound oh.



4. Count the meat inside if it is up to 5 or more. The lesser the meat, the more likely for your Mom, to detect a missing piece. Take one if it if is more but if it is less than 5, just bite them. As in, use your teeth to slim shape them. Bite small from all the lumps of meat so that if they count it, it will still be the same number then cover the pot slowly.



5. While eating the stolen piece, let your ears be at alert to hear footsteps oh. Don’t let the soup stain your cloth or touch anything in the kitchen. If it does, quickly rush and wash that shirt to remove any traces to you.

6. After eating it, wash your hand with soap and smell it 5 times to know if it is still smelling soup soup.

7. Blow hot air from your mouth to percieve if it is smelling for soup.
Don’t worry about that, just go to the container of garri, take some garri and chew it or chew garlic to kill the odour.

8. Now .....
.
Click on the link below to continue stealing
.


https://naijasweet.com/how-to-steal-meat-from-pot/
Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by YorubaLord: 9:41am On Aug 05, 2020
OP... angry

Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 05, 2020
shocked
Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by Bluezy13(m): 10:07am On Aug 05, 2020
(1) Cat-walk slowly to the kitchen so that someone in the surrounding room(s) will not hear the gravity of your footsteps.

(2) Open the kitchen door carefully and technically such that that "whiiiiaaaauuunnn" sound will be avoided (preferably try lifting the door and opening it at the same time wink)
It is better to prepare days before hand by greasing the door hinges unnoticeably.

(3) Continue from the number 1 above by the OP.
Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by ojun50(m): 10:19am On Aug 05, 2020
Na so continue till soup pour for ur body

1 Like 1 Share

Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by ShawnMichael: 10:20am On Aug 05, 2020
Bluezy13:
(1) Cat-walk slowly to the kitchen so that someone in the surrounding room(s) will not hear the gravity of your footsteps.

(2) Open the kitchen door carefully and technically such that that "whiiiiaaaauuunnn" sound will be avoided (preferably try lifting the door and opening it at the same time wink)
It is better to prepare days before hand by greasing the door hinges unnoticeably.

(3) Continue from the number 1 above by the OP.

Lol
Badder than me, I swear

1 Like

Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by aristocratic5(m): 11:44am On Aug 05, 2020
See acute iberiberism
Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by ShawnMichael: 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2020
what a plan
Re: How To Steal Meat From Pot by Dreadlock69(m): 3:26pm On Oct 29, 2020
Doing like a legend
Walk into the kitchen like nothing sup maybe you wan collect sugar or water or put water for bowl or take hand towel but you Sha know say your initial plan
If the meat na 5 upward take one chop sharply drink water guy (spoon matter you must keep the spoon as you take see am oooo and if na draw soap no allow trace show )
Now commot for house like nothing happened anytime mama dey kitchen no dey eyesight or earshot around am to avoid questions Sha
Of she ask who take meat no answer except you hear your name just denial am

Or

If the meat sweet just carry small soup take the meat go one place shop na WHITE STEALING be that one

(1) (Reply)

My Bulgarian Woman / I Didn't Toast My Current Girlfriend, Does This Call For Concern ? / Wow Info! Big Brother Mzansi (SA) Confirm Return Of Uncensored Shower Hour

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 13
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.