SOLIDARITY CLUB FOR THE CATEGORIES LISTED ABOVE PLUS MORE We also have spaces in our supporter's club, spaces for those with kind words, advices, hints and tips to snag "the one", criticisms, ranters, those who wants to get "it" off their chest, potential "the ones" who wants to take us off the shelves before the dust chokes us up, pimps, part time lovers, undercover lovers (beggars can't be choosers right ) etc ALL IS WELLCOME

What does it take to be a man magnet My friend just turned down her 5th marriage proposal, whilst I am yet to get one blooody one I have looked and looked and looked at her closely and she does not have two heads   Life is not fair


I try not to make them the centre of my World

I try to have a life away from them, so let them have times with their boys

I never scold them for driving rough or misbehaving cos i don't want them calling me a nag

I don't reek of desperation by availing myself to them all the time

I don't mind cooking and washing for them occasionally

Yet, the clock still keeps ticking, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock

**Sits beside Gestapo and awaits kind words and gifts

Missy ★ B:

**Sits beside Gestapo and awaits kind words and gifts

I should chase you away in case the few men left takes a peep at you and then cop off with you, thereby leading you to shortening my ration But then on the flip side, maybe I should let you stay so that you will pass me your leftovers At least i hope you wouldn't be greedy and be needing more than one bloke


Now move over, let me squeeze in beside you, have you got any tissue paper I have only been here one hour and have gone through 8 boxes already

DEDICATED this R.Kelly classics TO MY EX


Boy i must have been crazy to say that it was over
Gotta be a fool to yell out we were through
And now I'm all alone and feeling down and out baby
When I never meant for this to end, it was so so crazy of me
Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean
Well I'm sorry baby bring your lovin' back to me


I can't sleep babe I can't think babe
I can't live babe without you in my life
I can't go on babe this is my song baby
Don't wanna do nothin' if I go away baby
And I can't do nothin' if you're not around

I cant laugh oh

;d ;d ;d

r231:

;d ;d ;d

What art thou doing hia? Gestapo called only singles. . . .Vamoose b4 I call madam.  

gestapo:

Drooling and dribbling at the mouth, oh la la, gobble, gobble, this one will cost me a few hundred quid to take to Naija to get a few tan, but oh lawd mercy me I just died and gone to heaven MissyB let all of em keep looking your way, I have reached my busstop and my final destination Now hand over his contact detail, dammit

Lol! After tonight, I shall hand him over to you. Don't thank me, that's what sisters do. 

:p :p

Missy ★ B:

What art thou doing hia? Gestapo called only singles. . . .Vamoose b4 I call madam.  

i am single in my mind lol

madam has gone out to look for dress

so its allowed

*steps in, carrying my aboki mat. Gets a space and settles down, awaiting the gifts and kind words*

gestapo:

DEDICATED this R.Kelly classics TO MY EX


Boy i must have been crazy to say that it was over
Gotta be a fool to yell out we were through
And now I'm all alone and feeling down and out baby
When I never meant for this to end, it was so so crazy of me
Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean
Well I'm sorry baby bring your lovin' back to me


I can't sleep babe I can't think babe
I can't live babe without you in my life
I can't go on babe this is my song baby
Don't wanna do nothin' if I go away baby
And I can't do nothin' if you're not around

Dear Ex, i am crazy, but only because i am here trying to serenade you after all you'd done instead of kicking you to the curb to let you rot I take back the R'Kelly song and dedicate this by KELIS TO YOU INSTEAD


Last year, Valentine’s day, you would spoil me, say
"Babe, I love you, love you babe I swear"
Held you when you were sick even’ (****** your ****)
The whole time I think to myself, this isn’t fair
-
What is this I see (No)
You don’t come home to me (Oh, no)
When you don’t come home to me (Man)
Can’t deal, can’t bear
-
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found her red coat
And your (bitch) caught out there
-
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh,
I hate you so much right now
-
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh,
I hate you so much right now





Right, MissyB, you were saying about your ex . . .

Five real life marriage proposals? Wow. Is she exceptionally pretty or something.

r231:

i am single in my mind lol

madam has gone out to look for dress

so its allowed

In that case, could we have our gifts now, please? Thanks!  And, you didn't come in a tuke-tuke, did you? 

Odunnu:

*steps in, carrying my aboki mat. Gets a space and settles down, awaiting the gifts and kind words*

Kai! I fear the gifts men won't go round. Hopefully, more ladies won't come here. 

denzel2009:

Woman are always attracted to Gays.We give up!

Gestapo, can I impregnate your gsm with my number?  

Don't hate, Denzel. I understand though . . . If I were a guy, I would say he's gay, too. 

^^^^I hear you o. I'll be wary of a man who is excited seeing his male photographer.

The photographer is actually female. Yes, I am.

just passing thru

mukina2:

I cant laugh oh  

hi honey!

Am thinking we should travel to Paris for the  val, or will you prefer we go to Dubai?

@gestapo

Sorry dear, I didnt mean to add salt to your injury,  in the spirit of val, Muki & I will send you a teddy to cuddle on that day  

mukina2:

I cant laugh oh

You shouldn't Instead kindly go through your contact list and direct all those beefy and buffed up dude in the sports section this way

r231:

;d ;d ;d

Heard you just got married, congrats Pleasantries over, is the Bestman still single, any of the Grooms man, your Wifey's Brother perhaps, the DJ, the MC, the Musician, anyone

Woke4all:

:p :p

Hey, I'm a doglover too, how's Jimmy now by the way, and i bet he was just stylishly trying to tell you man and dog cannot live on bread and noodles alone, and that you need a woman's touch and a woman like me to take care of you both permanently and make sure you are both well fed and in good health and  

denzel2009:

Woman are always attracted to Gays.We give up!

Gestapo, can I impregnate your gsm with my number?  

Impregnate my GSM as in gi' am belle when i am still here single and ready to mingle and about to start growing gray hairs and have not had a man touch me in 17 years Na wa oh, first i had to contend with my friend's 5 suitors now my GSM phone too don get proposition before my very eyes


God saved you, if not that your name sounds sexy and i love the way it rolls off my tongue, hmmm Denzel, what a mouthful

^^^^impregnate with my number not me,as I dont like toys. Anyways, stop wrapping your mouth on my name,it's doing me yori-yori.

OAM4J:

hi honey!

Am thinking we should travel to Paris for the  val, or will you prefer we go to Dubai?

@gestapo

Sorry dear, I didnt mean to add salt to your injury,  in the spirit of val, Muki & I will send you a teddy to cuddle on that day  

I was thinking of the Caribbeans

I still have the teddy you bought 10 val's ago. we can dash that to her
nothing new . .i do not want you spending on anyone but me

OAM4J, you are lucky guy cos I saw a pic of mukina in my dreams and she is proper fit.You know what they say about lepa shandies. . .what's up with spikey,can I make use of her on Monday,I will return her by Tuesday morning unfailingly. Thanks mate.

****yawns****

tpiah!:

Five real life marriage proposals? Wow. Is she exceptionally pretty or something.

I even doubly checked to make sure she didn't have a tail or horns sprouting from anywhere Can you imagine

Missy ★ B:

Don't hate, Denzel. I understand though . . . If I were a guy, I would say he's gay, too.  

Ouch pele, now if not that you had just moments ago publicly declared undying loff for my gsm, i'd have come running with some balm to help massage away the "iso" MissyB deposited in your body

Odunnu:

*steps in, carrying my aboki mat. Gets a space and settles down, awaiting the gifts and kind words*

Oh gosh, not another single lady to come and shorten my meagre ration I should speak to the Moderators to do something about this, like maybe ban single ladies from posting

Scooby1:

just passing thru

Without leaving a contact detail for those of us who needs to hear encouraging and kind words You mean all these tears we've been shedding don't mean a thing to you, c'mon don't be cruel na We ain't desperate but at this stage, if all you can afford is flash us, not to worry we will call you back rightaway, and no, desperation has nada to do with it

OAM4J:

hi honey!

Am thinking we should travel to Paris for the  val, or will you prefer we go to Dubai?

@gestapo

Sorry dear, I didnt mean to add salt to your injury,  in the spirit of val, Muki & I will send you a teddy to cuddle on that day  

Keep kicking a dog that is already down May your Accountant and Secretary miscalculate the amount in your account and may you find out at the last minute that you don't even have enough to afford bus fare talkless of flying First class to Paris, Milan and Dubai

mukina2:

I was thinking of the Caribbeans  

I still have the teddy  you bought 10 val's ago. we can dash that to her
nothing new . .i do not want you spending on anyone but me

Caribbeans it is then, We'll spend the day in Jamaica and the Night at Bahamas  

As for gestapo, you know I always listen to you, whatever you say dear.  

denzel2009:

OAM4J, you are lucky guy cos I saw a pic of mukina in my dreams and she is proper fit.You know what they say about lepa shandies. . .what's up with spikey,can I make use of her on Monday,I will return her by Tuesday morning unfailingly. Thanks mate.

Now be very careful of what you see in your dreams, else you start dreaming of masquerades chasing you, I dont  allow anyone messing around with my girl, not even in dreams.

BTW, I tot you are trying to impregnate (give belle) to someone's phone just now. You can go ahead and romance a phone on Monday, its OK mate.

gestapo:

Keep kicking a dog that is already down May your Accountant and Secretary miscalculate the amount in your account and may you find out at the last minute that you don't even have enough to afford bus fare talkless of flying First class to Paris, Milan and Dubai

Sorry dear. We meant no harm, we are only trying to sympathize with your situation, at least a teddy is better than nothing.

BTW, I have more than enough for anyone to miscalculate. You have no idea what i make in a day. Besides, I dont buy tickets, I have a private jet and I own a cruise ship.

OAM4J:

Caribbeans it is then, We'll spend the day in Jamaica and the Night at Bahamas  

yes sweetie
stop blowing kisses to gestapo the handshake wan reach elbow?

denzel2009:

^^^^impregnate with my number not me,as I dont like toys. Anyways, stop wrapping your mouth on my name,it's doing me yori-yori.

See what you are missing, and it wasn't only your name i'd have been wrapping my sensuous mouth around Oh well you have yourself to blame for choosing my gsm over me

mukina2:

I was thinking of the Caribbeans

I still have the teddy you bought 10 val's ago. we can dash that to her
nothing new . .i do not want you spending on anyone but me

*** faints*** and to think this same OAM4Gestapo used to chase me and toast me for 7 solid years and I used to say no because he was just a common Teacher then There is a God