justwise:

Nah! u got that wrong, u are not used yet let alone dumpned, don't push it that far.

really?

justwise:

Nah! u got that wrong, [b]u are not used yet [/b]let alone dumpned, don't push it that far.

Warning!!

baslone:

Warning!!

and who is this intruder?

baslone:

Warning!!

yup

baslone:

Warning!!

Hmmmmmm?

Happy Overated Valentine Everyone.

Now to business! Gestapo! Your single days are over!  I'm here to sweep you off your feet for good and I've got me a water-tight plan that will not only help me achieve this, but will also rock your socks pants off!  

Now, let me lay it to ya.

16:00: THE MASSAGE
First, in preparation for things to come, I’ll give you THE massage. The one you'll never forget in your entire life.

I'll start by slowly running warm water over your body for fifteen good minutes.

Then I’ll give you THE full body Rhassoul mud massage using Morroccan Techniques until all those knotted muscles are all relaxed and soothed.  Then, I’ll rinse off the mud and apply a nourishing balm in long stroking movements until your skin holds enough moisture to start a small rain!

I’ll complete your two-hour special treatment with a relaxing scalp massage.

18:00: THE DATE
I got you an elegant, sensual, side-cut Sherri Hill dinner gown (of the brightest red) just for tonight.

I did not forget the Christian Loboutin heels and bangle bracelets to complete your already amazing get-up.

Slip perfectly into your fashion-statement-making clothing, step out in your radiant skin and look like the beautiful princess that you are. I’ll be waiting outside in our chauffeur-driven limousine (hired of course).

Once we get to your favorite location,  if you’ll let me, I’ll treat you to an assortment of wines and meals of your choice (ANYTHING you want my lady, no holds barred!) while we talk about life, love and sex amidst palpable sexual energy.  

21:00 –TDB: THE KOKO
When we’ve had enough lobsters and oysters, and the restaurant starts to get smaller, it’s time to go.

We go to your place or mine (with your permission of course) and its time to slowly let out the sexual energy we’ve kept politely repressed for the better part of the night.
But because it’s a private matter between you and me, I’ll not disclose here the very slow but passionate business that will transpire between 22:00 and 06:45.

Get ready for your massage dear, the clock is ticking . . .

Less than an hour to go Gestapo! We don't have all day.

passing . . .

tigerpaws:

passing . . .

Hmmmmm. ,

   

Hmm bro! You found yourself a girl. Yipeee!

Ultrame:

Less than an hour to go Gestapo! We don't have all day.

I hate to tell you this!    She's on a date with another      

Odunnu:

Hmm bro! You found yourself a girl. Yipeee!

hmmmmmm

No comment!

tigerpaws:

I hate to tell you this! She's on a date with another

^^^ Mogbe!

But its not too late to call it off with the other guy is it?

foyeks2001:

and who is this intruder?

Intruder??

Okay O!

Ultrame:

^^^ Mogbe!

But its not too late to call it off with the other guy is it?

How big are you?

tigerpaws:


How big are you?

Now that you metion it, I believe I'm well hung. (At least that's the general opinion).

Where's this going? are u intrested?

Ultrame:

Now that you metion it, I believe I'm well hung. (At least that's the general opinion).

hmmmm. . . . . Pictures please!

tigerpaws:

hmmmm. . . . . Pictures please!

LWBMB. You're kidding right? Take off your scammer 'slideshow' signature first, then we can talk. Who knows, I may even let u have a peek at the real thing - primary school style.

ok then, we r waiting
seeing is believing

I hate to feel smug but by now I should have at least 6,000 engagement rings, marriage proposals, chocolates, flowers, romantic trips to Milan, Dubai, Paris, etc, by now, yippee


Will be back, off to go and read the thread and come back and gloat and rub it in some people's face that I am the hottest and flyest Queen Bee on the block


(Mukina and OAM4J are you jealous yet )

Huh What Nothing, not even one bloody single rose or a half-eaten chocolate But, but, but, my BB is on, my GSM is on, my Thuraya is on, my skype, YIM, AOL, MSN, facebook, etc is on and my status is available so why haven't I gotten just one look in


What is this I see No wonder I got nothing so far


Foyeks has just been swept off her feet by this sexy adonis Justwise


Tigerpaws is just agreeing to Ultrame's ultra suave sexy move and they are just finalising there plan to fly her to Paris the City of love


Ladies I can't be mad at you right now, so spill your secret, is it the special powder you used or Baba Dibia

Atreides:

*strolls in* I think i like it here. .

Any Brethren for this Sisthren? Like your younger Brother There is nothing in Nigeria like age of consent right

gestapo:


Tigerpaws is just agreeing to Ultrame's ultra suave sexy move and they are just finalising there plan to fly her to Paris the City of love

Gestapo cut me some slack! i was all yours (heck! i even had a masterplan) before "cougarpaws" strolled in and spilled the beans on your prior engagement with some other dude.

Now that she's checking me out and all that, what's a man to do?

gestapo:

Huh What Nothing, not even one bloody single rose or a half-eaten chocolate But, but, but, my BB is on, my GSM is on, my Thuraya is on, my skype, YIM, AOL, MSN, facebook, etc is on and my status is available so why haven't I gotten just one look in

What is this I see No wonder I got nothing so far

[b]Foyeks has just been swept off her feet by this sexy adonis Justwise [/b]Tigerpaws is just agreeing to Ultrame's ultra suave sexy move and they are just finalising there plan to fly her to Paris the City of love

Ladies I can't be mad at you right now, so spill your secret, is it the special powder you used or Baba Dibia

Any Brethren for this Sisthren? Like your younger Brother There is nothing in Nigeria like age of consent right

I'm not sure that was successful

gestapo:


(Mukina and OAM4J are you jealous yet )

Pls call back on February 15th, Thanks.

OAM4J:

Pls call back on February 15th, Thanks.

wat room number, so that i can come peep how daddy and mummy always do it(can learn some lessons while peeping u know daddy)

foyeks2001:

wat room number, so that i can come peep how daddy and mummy always do it(can learn some lessons while peeping u know daddy)

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my love

leave them jor lets go continue

foyeks2001:

wat room number, so that i can come peep how daddy and mummy always do it(can learn some lessons while peeping u know daddy)

Yea, do that, we will put it into good use pretty soon.

OAM4J:

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why daddy
tot u loved me dearly, am now having a doubting mind of ur undying love for me, your daughter

mukina2:

my love

leave them jor lets go continue

even u too mummy

justwise:

Yea, do that, we will put it into good use pretty soon.

with who?pls am outter of your life,

foyeks2001:

why daddy
tot u loved me dearly, am now having a doubting mind of your undying love for me, your daughter

even u too mummy


with who?pls am outter of your life,

Not yet, i'm going to fight for my seed.

tigerpaws:


How big are you?

Mama, are you still intrested in that peepshow? let me know in good time so that we can decide the place and time. We might even throw a "full body massage" somewhere in the mix. Who knows?