Idowuogbo:

hey bright sunday people  come upon all u stil not funny.nafdac ko etiselac ni heddiooot!!!!!

mukina2:

why cant you post?

El Guapo:

They say women's bodies
are like a wonderland -- Efe
yours is more like a
football field because it's
100 yards and a lot of
black dudes have sprained
their ankle on it, now am a gentleman and u berra admit to that, for gawd sake u cant possibly expect moi to jump out unclothed frm nowhere and start flinging ma odegwu, ma rod, ma Young moses, Efemena ma Prick! U cant be serious

jackpot:

mukina2:

you posted here just fine, why then cant you post?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-621618.320.html#msg7930144

El Guapo:

N/b We dont attend to breastless n nyanshless ladies, reason : they're the centres of evry massage concentration

So Tz u can take your eminent leave

* examines Yink n Mena's COC *

Ya u two are up to standards - congrats

@ Yink, hun if i decline to that request lemme dream of Tz's ugly face

El Guapo:

COC- Centre of concentrationS! i.e the twin tower above your tummy and the bump below your back

Efe u mind cuming lemme have your laps putted to work

@ Yink, we can have this mud stuff done any day ok so far red mud is available outside the street

El Guapo:

Gudevenin Yink, hope u went to Church?

@ Efe, Grannies?? Ohh mehn, i never told u that i dont do mamas, only their wrinkles put ma rod at a half mast!

El Guapo:

@ Efe, hun Yeah full mast for sweet 18's like u, but for the Grannies to get that Xclusive Package i strongly dont see it happening - one cant beat nature

@ Chi, U like 'funky' huh ?? And u're sure your mom is aware?

yinkalink:

Lol. So dzackport wat shld we cal u, 'd quote master' or d 'quote freak' ?

El Guapo:

Emm. . . I wouldn't like seeing the company lose a huge sum

* Gets ready to pull down shorts *

But u sure u're ready to witness this heavenly eyesore??

I dont want to be held responsible for any sort of long or short eye problem or even blindness oo

El Guapo:

Nawao ID u dey try let ma personality down ooo

U no find beta thing connect me with em come be barber

Well ma advice, Yinka's dearest Bright is good with blades, he's a betta choice

Idowuogbo:

badosky jnr how far , u come fix weave on ni

efe stop bin a sell out , we can crack jokes in d salon spa 2

yinkalink:

Gee really! Aint dat news!

yinkalink:

G'mornin, any oda sinner lyk me in d house?

tanimz:

^^ Rara o. I no dey fix weave o. Natural lomo mehn, u gats see my afro.

How business?

rachna12:

Yeah this one was great and relevant post and it was worth to read. Expecting more and more good work from you as well.

Pweety4me:

^Wetin be your sin? they say 'we are all sinners' but how your own be?