Muki!

No worry na because elder no dey since na ehn some people body start to dey over-heat. Anyways no worry, I shall restore peace and laughter to this barbing saloon spa with 1 joke,

A man forgot to zip up, so a lady told him,you left your garage open , the man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks , did u see my HUMMER parked inside ?? The Lady smiles back and replies , no I just saw the MINI GOLF with 2 flat tyres,

Oya make everybody laugh now and coolu temper now or,

@ Guapo: No be you use ya mouth talk say you dey call idowu for nyt? Abi MTN don dey collext money for nyt call?

Okija.tHanks for sharing. Ur jokes. In d spA /salon. Pls visit occasionly u defo do a good job making us laf hommie,


@mukenke sweeerie
Its hard to summarise wot went down it wud b easier if u cud spare us ur time to skim tru d threAd uself pls cus no point me. Sayin he said dat I did dAt. Use ur fair judgement on dis as usual .thnks coming in since our mods Are on holidAy

Id mama aw fa?

@Chykason ,Okija_juju and Idowuogbo

thanks guys lets keep the peace

:-x :-x :-x

Keep it simple, don't derail the thread

We wud mods thanks
By d way aren't u guys coming along to d launching of d spa salon


V3 my boys wud give a nice eddy murphy number on u , while we busy using a bulldozer to remove mukis weave dat babe sef . I promise to mAke u look like a swan mukenkE ]

I would be heading back to my shrine, since wey Pastor tunde bakare decide to enter politics, instead of politicians to dey come shrine for sacrifice wey go help dem win election, dem dey go crusade now, Market don dey hard,


I need to find market before my business collapse, Make una no fight again o,

:-x :-x :-x

lovely picture

**Hey yinka aw far?One question 4 ya.
Can u guess d names of those in picture?

the children of Mickey and Minnie Mouse

@yinka:absolutely wrong!
Pls try again

u and your wife

Ummmm, ok, ok, I n 1 sense u are right,its me $ u.
You are trying to kiss me.
In another sense u are wrong keep guessing

u wish


dont do much guesswork

bryt wey u dey?

where err1?

**@Yinka; ah!u dey find me,shey I post our wedding portrait 4 nairaland dats why u reject me

na lie


u wey u never toast me

@Yinka;u dey find me?Can't u see me placing our wedding portrait on the Bar wall!!

i don 4get say we do wedding nah

*pouting* Bryt i wont play with u again

**ahaha, moves closer and nearer, my sweetie, my honey, u know I love u.
Ok, how do u want me to show dat my love for u has grown even more taller than an iroko tree?tell me $ I will do it

Hmmnn. Buy my HTC as a 'am sori present'

Bright dey play with fire

Chai!!chai, wat a request, she knows I can't afford that,
Eemm my lovely doling pls nau,u know there is no money nau because of election,don't worry when I win in the next election I will surprise u.
Ok, u know 2dae is your buff dae, oya take dis

I think u like it especially as it has come in double portion

Lol

Abeg make una help me sing;Happy buff Dae to U;
@yinka;how many years u dae nau?