El Guapo:

Its obvious a soul takes me for a GaY
Posting ma name in every of his comment is way too unusual and am not gonna relent in telin u this 'MR AM AINT GAY'
You've got some chagrin against Idowu here or off here dont call for a shot from moi or anyoda member, but if u eva decide to proceed on this rant today, Ohhh Gawd! Your account go hear the sound

El, see make i tell you, this is not sexuality section.
The mods say dat we're entitled to one offtopic thread, that's cool.
Why would you and Idowu post d same sexual content you post in FRIEND GISTING HOSTEL here.
You guys don't even flow here.
We came here to laugh.
Enough is enough!
Go back to SEXUALITY SECTION. That is where you belong.
Dangling your manhood is not a joke we expect to see here.
Give us joke or pack and go back to SEXUALITY

AAAARRRGGHHHH. . .

lysaa:

LOL @Id

I read twice, read between lines, try from right to left but still don't get your flows. Abeg na which schl i fit learn am.

thanks for being honest. .

G'morning all. Abeg giv it a rest,e don do.

Good morning all,I dey here oooo

Bright, shift ya head small make i see yinka talk to am. .lol
Bright how far sef

yinkalink:

G'morning all. Abeg giv it a rest,e don do.

yinka, see i don't have any grudges against Idowu. .
I don't care who opened d offtopic thread. The thing is dis. .
We're entitled to one offtopic thread. .nothing more. .but why is she chasing everybody away from d thread. .she's unaccommodative. .let me tell you why. .you see somebody enter inside d thread and ask for a drink. .she'll tell d person to leave d thread. Now, if dat person leaves d thread, where'll he/she go?
Idowu doesn't flow but we cannot just keep quiet and swallow every rubbish she serves us.
Somebody must rise up and speak against it and d silent crowd will follow.
Egyptian revolution doesn't just start, it's because a young unemployed Egyptian graduate burnt himself with petrol alive. .
The signs are already here~

**bright adjust a little, but Yinka no small wey b say u no come see am nau, ***
@chykason:man,I dey jare,make I laugh small b4. MRS BORED go resume!!

Chykason so ur mind dey tell u say u funny?? Even ur name alone suggests where ur line of expertise lies [selling tires at portharcourt road in aba]
I bet u've got no near my ordinary 75% sense of humor, u are simply a copy and paste freak

Incase i forget 'Gudmorning Hater'

It seems becos the oracle of the jokes section was on leave una decide to mad,

Dani knew this and that's why he tried changing it to a bar. .you know you enter a bar, you pretend you get drunk and pretend to do silly things and d joke will come out. .but she doesn't want that. .she immediately shouted Dani down to change it back. .that's what i call unaccommodative. .no flow. .

Our moderators know all these things and they try to normalise it but she just can't listen. .

Opens d spA and gets reAdy to launch d barbin /hair sAlon

Notices el, babe morning howdy try not to reply him.I will teach u A lil gamE its called ignoring moles d more u ignore d more points u get now let's plAy baby


Okija boii, wey u go since Abeg no cause wahala o
Bcus I no ur mouth is one of a kind . Anyway wen spa open proper make sure u come in 4 a haircut o . D babalawo of jokes ur swaga is inevitabe jareee

So this is like a spa were ppl get butt naked and sit in a steam room and all that kind of homoerotic ish!?

No thanks, Okija is heading back to his shrine.

Ohh ma dearie madam, kept calin ur cellphone lastnyt but kept hooking up wiv the machine, dont tell me u went home drunk

Wow an 'ignoring the moles game', wait lemme activate ma joystick lol

Haba okija u no do well o, it s sometin different now na woman open  thread now. Its shows diversity and a little twist to jokes it has a barber shop to now where u hommies can go and relate now. Oya. Come bck and b nice

@EL-Guapo:I think ur last post was a little bit more of a blow below d belt.pls I don't want you to add petrol to fire.Don't let us assume you are taking sides.
Pls join hands in restoring order in here.I believe u wouldn't wanna descend so low as to start faining  ignorance to Idowu's unrepentant behaviour

El Guapo:

Chykason so your mind dey tell u say u funny?? Even your name alone suggests where your line of expertise lies [selling tires at portharcourt road in aba]
I bet u've got no near my ordinary 75% sense of humor, u are simply a copy and paste freak

Incase i forget 'Gudmorning Hater'

Mr, sorry. .i don't hate you. .why would i?. .[farts]. .errmm. .sorry. .the thing is this. .all d sections are created for a reason. .we must follow d thread. .i know u gat small sense of humour especially when you said something about half-mast and full-mast but the thing is this. .Idowu doesn't flow like dat. .now tell me. .if she keeps telling you to dangle everytime, when'll it stop. .you'll run out of replies. .
All I'm saying is dat we need another decent offtopic thread. .there's nothing wrong in tryin to go sexual sometimes but you guys keep getting sexual all the times and no joke to rely on

all i'm saying is, let another person be the captain maybe yinka, bright, efe or lysaa. Idowu is better a spectator here because she's a bad actor here , we need jokes here, nothing more

I am always nice, But abeg make I find Guapo wahala small,

@ Guapo, So u still dey run dat awoof free nyt call package?! Lol

@ The other SPA ppl,

Why una dey post serious posts for joke section?

Oh I gerrit now its me dey don't like its obvious. My idea dey hate its obvious
My charisma dey hate obvious , I opened d thread b4 him he hates it.Son of a preacher man preach on broda d congregation are in 4 d sermon . I no flow I don'hia can u stop derailing are u dat angry u not a mod is nl ur lifeeee get a grip, am beginin to see hatred beyond belief for me don't wori  badosky wud wip her hair bck and front bcus I no get time

@topic
She carries on to prepare for d salon launchin wiv d help of staff ,  she's right on target

bright007:

@EL-Guapo:I think your last post was a little bit more of a blow below d belt.pls I don't want you to add petrol to fire.Don't let us assume you are taking sides.
Pls join hands in restoring order in here.I believe u wouldn't wanna descend so low as to start faining  ignorance to Idowu's unrepentant behaviour

bright thanks for being a cool guy, please we must not give up d fight of restoring other. .
Don't be surprised dat El-guapo is acting like dat. He is her right hand man.
I don't know why they can't listen. .this is not d only section here. .they can simply chat in sexual section. .why would they after chatting there, they would try to deny us our own change of getting humor. .
BRIGHT, this their nonsense sexual activities in jokes must stop, we must see that this ill is corrected!
Idowu can't flow shiit. . .
Jeez!

Okija_juju:

I am always nice, But abeg make I find Guapo wahala small,

@ Guapo, So u still dey run dat awoof free nyt call package?! Lol

@ The other SPA ppl,

Why una dey post serious posts for joke section?

okija, thank you
i don't know when Idowu and El Guapo will listen. .we need jokes here. .not some serious kissin, romancin and night service activities.
We're not playboy fanatics. .we need a little humour here.

Okija u don mara finish
Ur juju don dey get side effect for ur brain, who tell u say we do midnyt calls?

Id,i dey here oh. Chyk,since u obviously dnt want to listen to me 2 stop ur rantin.al beg u to not drag my name into dis. Thanks. Bryt,aw fa? Ur vocabulary funny gan. Okija, u stil dey make joke ritual?

chai!na wa oo!!unbearable!!almost 400 replies $ no tachere or torro joke!!mod make una do something oooo!!

El Guapo, when you guys were initially doing self-service midnight calls, we didn't complain because we got our place of relaxation. . .but Idowu can't adjust a little bit to carry everybody along. .
She started all these. .why would she offer exposing her whatever because a nice thread got locked? She drew d first blood. .
She can't provide humour and she can't allow somebody provide. .

bright007:

chai!na wa oo!!unbearable!!almost 400 replies $ no tachere or torro joke!!mod make una do something oooo!!

when a ship has gat a bad sailor, what do you expect? The ship is certainly headin for an iceberg. .it'll certainly crash!

Can you believe dat our nice good old jokers are no longer posting here because of all these sexual contents. .that's not what they expect to see

[size=20pt]mods, please move this Playboy thread to sexuality section. There is no joke here only sexual contents like free night calls, manhood dangling, [/size]
pls, save everybody this heart-attack called an intimate romance thread

Ahhhaaaa!this is very unusual of an offtopic bar.Hav been following this thread ever since inception $ found nothing than sexual immorality coupled with irrelevant $ most time wasting comments.I am outer here!!!

Am begining to wonda how the posterz ahead of moi will feel when i invite peepz like Mobo44, Mr Cork, 190 in here

saddler:

Ahhhaaaa!this is very unusual of an offtopic bar.Hav been following this thread ever since inception $ found nothing than sexual immorality coupled with irrelevant $ most time wasting comments.I am outer here!!!

idowu is like Mubarak. She'll never listen. It's not only me now talking.
mods please move this blue film thread out of this section.
We don't need to self-service here. .we need jokes. .

Master Chykason Ur presence alone has turn here sour, ur protests have made everyone take sides
You dont worth been a joker, u're a blasphemist [how i wished they had its section]
I've over-looked u enough, try continuing wiv dis rants, i might be tempted to report u lad.
You even get luck u aint tryin dis stupidity in ma thread, i will just give u an e-slap that would leave a legacy on ur sagged cheeks.

Ara ga agba ndi ara

erm can someone please summarise what's going on in here for me please

mukina2:

erm can someone please summarise what's going on in here for me please

mukina2
welcome
inorder not to derail other threads, we've got only one offtopic thread. .
Now op created this thread as a self-service center where El Guapo is asked to dangle his p*n*s, and op is giving massage and showin off with her red hot @§§.
You can find out time to read pages 1 to 7. You'll see dat i'm tellin you d truth. There's no joke there except sexual immoralities. I mean no sense of humour. Op is always chasing jokers away from here. Good old jokers like clemcy, romsky, lysaa doesn't post here any longer because of these filthy things they post here.
We are now begging you to move this thread to sexuality section. .
We as jokers don't need this thread in this section.

Thank you