Please recommend the poison I should use..

So I decided to blow off some steam. I crossed over and asked what's her price. She said 5k for over night and 1k for short time, I said I'd do 2 rounds and we finally agreed at N1500. We entered the room and she asked for payment upfront which I gave without hesitation and started wearing a condom. As I got ready to penetrate, two boys came outta no where with a locally made pistol and robbed me off everything from my 35k watch to my bathroom slippers of N150 and sent me out with my dick in hand.
So yesterday after much deliberation, I decided that it was a planned work so I went to the police station to report. On getting there, I saw a fine fair lady at the counter, she looks like someone who just graduated from the academy. Suddenly I felt ashamed to tell her my problem and to avoid suspicion, I simply asked for the DPO citing that I just wanna thank him. Immediately the DPO walked in, asked me what I wanted. I said I just want to thank him for being an upright citizen and protecting the law.
He looked at me and said that I am a spy, that I'm one of the hoodlums burning stations. He ordered his boys to beat me and I was forced to confess what brought me there. He said I'm a stupid boy and locked me up in a cell. Once inside, some menacing gang forced me to knee for almost an hour for not bring anything for them.
So today, my elder brother came to bail me. And to cut it short, family meeting is about to start. I'm gon' tell my father, mother and younger ones what took me to an Ashawo hub in the first place.
This life tire me abeg. I just want to die.

True Life Story...

u try ashawo boy.....what if it was Akwuzu police station....ur head for hear word...




Toto kee you dia

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O' boy I still dey laugh...lolllllllll

............that fine babe for use pepper for your prick join

Lol

This one just weak me

Yeye

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The funniest thing on the internet today

Mods abeg, front page make people laugh small e don tay

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Dis Is A True Lie Story.

You wanted to thank him for being an upright citizen? op you are mad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzgN6UpZwwg

Whether this is fiction or not, it's funny as hell.

I can't stop laughing here o... my kidney don dey pain me... my mother is even asking me what is happening?

Op this shit is funny I swear. I almost use laff scatta my Belle. So because of fine police woman you change your mind begin thank dpo.

Abeg no dey make me laugh

This deserves front page OP you are a gud citizen go and sue the DPO you are thanking police wey people dey kill up and down ur mumu na raise to power 600

narrating the story to the young police officer would have being little bit romantic

Kuku kee me

as area take dey hot for this kind period you get mind waka go police station to tell DPO howfa. Your village people did a good one on this track

I don't know how my teeth came outside

Laugh wan kill me for here ... Which one is ashewo boy

Lol.

Even the Dpo knows he can't be a good citizen.e no believe da op at all

ur story vs buhari promise are the same

I swear if you no laff for this story, your matter pass Nigeria own. Go and buy snipper abeg.


Whether true of not, this shit funny die

SonOfScientists:
Please recommend the poison I should use..

True Life Story...

the fact that u still found time to type this still amuses me

You are not sensible.

Afi true life story naa, thick pussy fall on you there

I laughed till my pussycat started meow meow meow