I could remember in 2017 when a now Ex babe graciously wrapped an Agege bread beautifully and garnished it with a plastic rose flower.

I opened it with a little excitement thinking it was a designers cotton fabric as I felt it as soft ... but got the biggest shock when I opened it !


didnt know if to get angry or laugh... l laugh though and loved the eccentric idea of it.

lalasticlala

BadRadio:
lalasticlala

what's for

Ahmback:
what's for

Fp

BadRadio:
Fp

just like that.

God bless the guy where he is now, he gave me a new phone then.

Raw anal sex and her virginity aside that nothing so spectacular and you can't blame them because that is the highest they can offer in return...

I got a hug and a kiss on the forehead
That's the only thing I ever got for Valentine's day

This happened 6 years ago �

Ahmback:
just like that.

yea. I am not begging... and i dont have to call his name for him to do his fvcking job... I am giving seun contents...


seun sits at home and drinks wine and chew off grilled chicken... and Nairaland users use their precious time to brainstorm on what to write that'll make FP.

fvck that shit

kelvinrhs:
I got a hug and a kiss on the forehead
That's the only thing I ever got for Valentine's day

This happened 6 years ago �

hehehe... u probably wanted the cookie

BadRadio:
hehehe... u probably wanted the cookie

Na we were friends and I just jokingly asked what was she going to give me for Valentine's day

Then she hugged me and kissed my sweaty head back then �

kelvinrhs:


Na we were friends and I just jokingly asked what was she going to give me for Valentine's day

Then she hugged me and kissed my sweaty head back then �

u fvcked up if u didnt burst the hymen

mine was when ronke gifted me two small indomie noodles...I was so pissed off when I unboxed d package bcox she was smiling n especting me to rush her with excitement..
she said she went tru alot to buy n package dt stuff, wetin pain me pass b say she no add eggs n onions..

BadRadio:
u fvcked up if u didnt burst the hymen

HaqHaqHaq I no get place of my own back then so he no fit work

Bola146:
God bless the guy where he is now, he gave me a new phone then.

Care to share about how it ended?

kelvinrhs:



HaqHaqHaq I no get place of my own back then so he no fit work

there is a quickie called standing fvck... withing nano sec u're done... u dont even need a room to burst her open ! ask xenry

BadRadio:
there is a quickie called standing fvck... withing nano sec u're done... u dont even need a room to burst her open ! ask xenry

Make una no ask me anything abeg. U no knw say I still be virgin?
Okay!
Still, no fúck will be given to that guy!

Xenry:
Make una no ask me anything abeg. U no knw say I still be virgin?

Omó see Xenry O ! Xenry na don baba J for that level nah

even uncle joeferrari confam am !

BadRadio:
there is a quickie called standing fvck... withing nano sec u're done... u dont even need a room to burst her open ! ask xenry

Omoooooooooooo how you wan take enter heaven laikdis

The gifts I've had in the past is not worth talking about

kelvinrhs:



Omoooooooooooo how you wan take enter heaven laikdis

Badradio don wash hand patapata comot for heavenly race na my guy I know am

Xenry:
Make una no ask me anything abeg. U no knw say I still be virgin?
Okay!
Still, no fúck will be given to that guy!

MrDigital how u see am? shey Xenry talk true?

Mandela27:
The gifts I've had in the past is not worth talking about

Oga talk na make we laugh small;Ď

Mandela27:
The gifts I've had in the past is not worth talking about

Oga talk na make we laugh small;Ď

BadRadio:
Omó see Xenry O ! Xenry u na don baba J for that level nah

Lol .
Well, Val no concern me at all. I even told my girl make she no disturb me that day—na me and the Boys go go flexing.
I don tire for that gender, she don dey vex for me already, but if she like make she park n go, it doesn't cost much to get a new one.

Mandela27:
Badradio don wash hand patapata comot for heavenly race na my guy I know am

hehehe... which heaven?

even livingchrist no wan go heaven sef talkless about me

Xenry:
Lol .
Well, Val no concern me at all. I even told my girl make she no disturb me that day—na me and the Boys go go flexing.
I don tire for that gender, she don dey vex for me already, but if she like make she park n go, it doesn't cost much to get a new one.

really? borrow me ur babe nah... after val I go return am

tell ur babe make she come disturb BadRadio

Xenry:
Care to share about how it ended?

Genotype AS AS

Bola146:

Genotype AS AS

hope u both had energetic sex B4 parting ways?

Tranquillity360 dey observe Xenry

BadRadio:
Oga talk na make we laugh small;Ď

A girl once bought me 600naira face cap but the one wey pain me pass na 2019 wey my babe tha year buy only one boxer for me omoh I no fii forget those things na make I no fit date broke girl again

Meanwhile I never fail to buy them teddy bear and rose flowers plus compulsory outing wey go cost me 10 to 15k some times,this year dia fada thank God say I don swallow the Redpills wey dey make man wise