Chuzoetoh:
My girl bought handkerchief for me

naijadrivablog:


Sabi boy. But you see, that is the idea of creating a business where "workers" think they are part of it (they own it).

Seun do go PLC make I buy shares. Na then I go de create content back to back.

BadRadio:
there is a quickie called standing fvck... withing nano sec u're done... u dont even need a room to burst her open ! ask xenry

BadRadio:
really? borrow me ur babe nah... after val I go return am

tell ur babe make she come disturb BadRadio

Harrynight:




I got a packet of NOSEMASK and Condom today!

I SHOCKED!

Folarxn:


That's because she knows atilogwu dance is your favourite dance steps.

BadRadio:
yea. I am not begging... and i dont have to call his name for him to do his fvcking job... I am giving seun contents...


seun sits at home and drinks wine and chew off grilled chicken... and Nairaland users use their precious time to brainstorm on what to write that'll make FP.

fvck that shit

Xenry:
Lol .
Well, Val no concern me at all. I even told my girl make she no disturb me that day—na me and the Boys go go flexing.
I don tire for that gender, she don dey vex for me already, but if she like make she park n go, it doesn't cost much to get a new one.

Bodyodour:
Actually, I pranked and disgraced the girl I gave a val gift to . I brought a new pack of phone, put a big stone inside and gave to her in public,in front of my class mates. She was so happy and excited as she was opening it but it turned to tears immediately she saw whats was inside it. Everyone started laughing and She was so embarrassed. She brought out the big stone to hit me but I ran for my dear life.

Before you bash me, know that this girl rejected me but she was willing to accept my val gift. Idiot girls

PotatoSalad:
I don't receive gifts. Managed to ask someone why. They said I don't need them cos I can afford them.
Since then, we move.
I no dey give. I no wan receive.
Kitchen is loaded, tomorrow I'll prepare a tasty meal and spoil me with drinks and video games all day.

BadRadio:
Omó see Xenry O ! Xenry na don baba J for that level nah


Abeg ooo wetin I confirm xenry

even uncle joeferrari confam am !

Reex12:
Raw anal sex and her virginity aside that nothing so spectacular and you can't blame them because that is the highest they can offer..

yimnansunny:
Boxer, singlet, tie, socks

Sniper101:
Last time I got a Valentine gift was abt 6yrs ago
...a love frame and a flower


I've never been single from then till now o
But yet, no gifts
Meanwhile, I always give Dem gifts

Na why I kuku dun sign am say dis year own
Tomorrow, any of Dem wey come around
Or wey I go visit
...NO GIFT for Dem

SweetCunt97:
Then ur babes dont value or love you that much

Folarxn:


That's because she knows atilogwu dance is your favourite dance steps.

kelvinrhs:
I got a hug and a kiss on the forehead
That's the only thing I ever got for Valentine's day

This happened 6 years ago �

BadRadio:
sure

FRANKOSKI:
A PIX OF HER VIRGIN P U S S Y ON VALS DAY 2018 AND A QUESTION THAT GOES LIKE, would you take this and love me FOREVER ？ her DAD was my pastor then。
I WAS SHOCKED

zexy2030:
Did u do it?

FRANKOSKI:

i didnt coz her dad resoects me

zexy2030:

Wawu, I'm currently dating a virgin girl. How did both of u satisfy ur urges.

FRANKOSKI:
tell me urs first

Bola146:
God bless the guy where he is now, he gave me a new phone then.

zexy2030:
Just kisses o, buh I don tire