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Things Guys Should Know About Girls by kate_angel(f): 9:55pm On Jul 10, 2007
. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our bosoms with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Seun(m): 9:58pm On Jul 10, 2007
If you don't care about the things we care about, then why should we waste our time on you?
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Eiregirl(f): 10:09pm On Jul 10, 2007
@ kate_angel

I LOVE IT!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin Every one of them is true grin
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by $ammy(m): 10:15pm On Jul 10, 2007
KNOW THIS.Its a man's world and therefore you girls should be the ones busting your asses off just to please us.
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Eiregirl(f): 10:16pm On Jul 10, 2007
@ $ammy

shocked shocked shocked I think not!!!!
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by k0be: 10:47pm On Jul 10, 2007
and KNOW THIS. can't trust most these girls at all.

and for once it feels good being out hanging around the niggas.
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Esss(m): 11:01pm On Jul 10, 2007
kate_angel:

. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
In your dreams.
kate_angel:

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
Who cares
kate_angel:

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
Even you dont understand yourself most of the time.
kate_angel:

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
No she isnt. I'l drop her for beyonce, J-lo, Mariah Carey or Shakira anyday.
kate_angel:

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

I really couldnt care less about that poo. Just dont use it as an excuse to piss me off.
kate_angel:

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
Too much sweet is bad.
kate_angel:

7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
Not always true.
kate_angel:

8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
Atimes it does matter (not just to hoes). A girl has got to be satisfied.
kate_angel:

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
You dont like Mr. small either.
kate_angel:

10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
Atleast the car impresses you
kate_angel:

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
You just might be my next ex-hoe
kate_angel:

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
Nope. Its good to act sensitive sometimes.
kate_angel:

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
Why should I appologize when I didn;t do nothing?? Not happening
kate_angel:

14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
How bout you be spontaneous and start cooking and cleaning the house.
kate_angel:

15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
Then you must really need therapy
kate_angel:

16. We are DrAmA queens.
And I am the king of Queens
kate_angel:

17. Fashion police do exist.
And father christmas is also real.
kate_angel:

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
And don't tell me you didn't cum if you ain't satisfied find a Romance-Machine.
kate_angel:

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
Neither do we care about haircare products, nails, fashion, make-ups and other stuffs you and your friends gossip about
kate_angel:

20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
And you should be ready for sex at all times too.
kate_angel:

21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
Muhahaha yeah right!
kate_angel:

22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
Keep telling yourselves that
kate_angel:

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
who cares??
kate_angel:

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
You cant fight nature. It must take its course.
kate_angel:

25. Don't compare our bosoms with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
And dont compare us to brad pitt (You dont stand a chance of seeing him let alone,,,,,,,). he gets paid to look like that. But I'm sure you wish you had pams keggs. O sweet pam.
kate_angel:

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
Says who??
kate_angel:

27. We are beautiful at all times.
Oh no you're not. Take the make-up off if you doubt me.
kate_angel:

28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
Even when the scale says you are?? And remember I cant lie, you always find out.
kate_angel:

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
Its difficult to aim straight when you are carrying such a heavy equipment.
kate_angel:

30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
No you are not. This post is a perfect example.



Is there anything else we should know about??
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by davidylan(m): 11:07pm On Jul 10, 2007
LMAO! grin grin grin grin grin grin

@ esss you don break my ribs. Every single thing you said was true. Who cares whether you have PMS or not, just dont use it as an excuse to be a perpetual nag! And no ii will tell you when you are fat!
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:13pm On Jul 10, 2007
*roll eyes*

typical male talk angry
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by davidylan(m): 11:24pm On Jul 10, 2007
ikamefa:


*roll eyes*

typical male talk angry

PMS time? tongue
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:26pm On Jul 10, 2007
cheesy david you go wound grin

the post was directed to you and esss
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Esss(m): 11:31pm On Jul 10, 2007
ikamefa:



the post was directed to you and esss


What did I do?? shocked grin
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by davidylan(m): 11:32pm On Jul 10, 2007
ikamefa:

cheesy david you go wound grin

the post was directed to you and esss


You just exhibited number 16 on that list. grin
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:38pm On Jul 10, 2007
Esss:

What did I do?? shocked grin

use your tongue to count the number of teeth you've got grin


davidylan:

You just exhibited number 16 on that list. grin

oh really? grin then you must be a drama king too if you recognize the trait grin grin grin
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by davidylan(m): 11:43pm On Jul 10, 2007
ikamefa:

oh really? grin then you must be a drama king too if you recognize the trait grin grin grin

not really. Its easy to spot a drama queen from 100 miles away.
Besides number 20 does not apply to you.
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Esss(m): 11:49pm On Jul 10, 2007
ikamefa:

use your tongue to count the number of teeth you've got grin

Number one states and I quote;
kate_angel:

. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

So all I did was tell the truth. Or would you rather have me lie to you?? grin
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:58pm On Jul 10, 2007
davidylan:

not really. Its easy to spot a drama queen from 100 miles away.


the same way its easy to smell a drama king


davidylan:


Besides number 20 does not apply to you.

hummmmmm wetin you want make i talk? abeg no put words in ma mouth! cheesy

who in this world does not want hugs and kisses? undecided even you sef ?

dont worry am expecting a very GODLY answer " grin "


Esss:

Number one states and I quote;
So all I did was tell the truth. Or would you rather have me lie to you?? grin


nope! the truth according to Esss abi? " grin "
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by davidylan(m): 12:14am On Jul 11, 2007
ikamefa:

hummmmmm wetin you want make i talk? abeg no put words in ma mouth! cheesy

who in this world does not want hugs and kisses? undecided even you sef ?

don't worry am expecting a very GODLY answer " grin "

Hugs are kisses are the oils that lubricate the engines of a relationship but there are certain hugs and kisses that tend towards possessiveness.

Esss answered you correctly, if you want hugs and kisses all the time then NEVER complain of tiredness when it is time for . . . u know what! tongue
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by benit(f): 9:48am On Jul 11, 2007
Esss!!!!!!!!!
you should have respected rule 30 at least!
in fact i am very angry angry angry
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by luizworld: 12:25pm On Jul 11, 2007
may be someone shld post the things we should not know,
i bet u it would be abt 60 or more things.
COOMMIN VERY SOON 30 things u shld know about guys. WATCH OUT
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by wifeypenth(f): 1:07pm On Jul 11, 2007
All guys should read this
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by sillyboy(m): 1:18pm On Jul 11, 2007
Post makes no difference to me. undecided

Ladies love lies! Guys, if you want to have girl, make sure you lie 99% to her all the time. They believe lies more than anything!
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by georgies(m): 2:48pm On Jul 11, 2007
Dont mind these girls.
In their dream
They are too selfish and don`t care about you unless first satisfied.
I hate that part.
As hard as a man may look or be:he needs care also.
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by benit(f): 4:02pm On Jul 11, 2007
I am angry angry angryer!
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by iice(f): 1:43pm On Jul 12, 2007
kate_angel:

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
Not in my books!
kate_angel:

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
Not in my books!
kate_angel:

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
Give credit where credit is due and all that. . .
kate_angel:

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
Not me!
kate_angel:

20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
Erhhh no thanks!
kate_angel:

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
Different strokes for different folks
kate_angel:

27. We are beautiful at all times.
Ke? Pass a mirror around
kate_angel:

28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
Lai lai. . .never felt that way grin
kate_angel:

30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
Wrong!
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Mandora(f): 1:59pm On Jul 12, 2007
Very good try. Would want a guy 2 do a version of dis
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Bolarge(m): 2:18pm On Jul 12, 2007
@Topic
    Women, when shall thy delusions cease
     and the dawn of reality thy bosom embrace?


@Esss
    Thou art the true son of thy father.
     Thou hast indeed uttered truth no daughter of Eve can gainsay nor resist.  *Thumbs up bro*.


@iice
     Thou likest not hugs n' kisses?
 Sayest thou indirectly dt all mine investment in ds cybercafe profiteth me nothing?  angry
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by iice(f): 2:30pm On Jul 12, 2007
Not all the time! Like space them out. . .constant hugging and kissing. . .erhhh no thanks, i don't like being smothered grin
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by nickybayo(f): 4:51pm On Jun 13, 2009
@ topic
i gbadun u jare
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jun 13, 2009
Esss:

In your dreams.Who caresEven you dont understand yourself most of the time.No she isnt. I'l drop her for beyonce, J-lo, Mariah Carey or Shakira anyday.
I really couldnt care less about that poo. Just dont use it as an excuse to piss me off.Too much sweet is bad. Not always true. Atimes it does matter (not just to hoes). A girl has got to be satisfied.You dont like Mr. small either.Atleast the car impresses youYou just might be my next ex-hoeNope. Its good to act sensitive sometimes.Why should I appologize when I didn;t do nothing?? Not happeningHow bout you be spontaneous and start cooking and cleaning the house.Then you must really need therapyAnd I am the king of QueensAnd father christmas is also real.And don't tell me you didn't cum if you ain't satisfied find a Romance-Machine.Neither do we care about haircare products, nails, fashion, make-ups and other stuffs you and your friends gossip aboutAnd you should be ready for sex at all times too.Muhahaha yeah right!Keep telling yourselves thatwho cares??You cant fight nature. It must take its course.And dont compare us to brad pitt (You dont stand a chance of seeing him let alone,,,,,,,). he gets paid to look like that. But I'm sure you wish you had pams keggs. O sweet pam.Says who??Oh no you're not. Take the make-up off if you doubt me.Even when the scale says you are?? And remember I cant lie, you always find out.Its difficult to aim straight when you are carrying such a heavy equipment.No you are not. This post is a perfect example.



Is there anything else we should know about??






Couldn't agree more. cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by edogram(m): 6:03pm On Jun 13, 2009
u most be dreaming.

everything there is opposite.
Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by sexylogan(m): 9:05pm On Jun 13, 2009
grin

kate angel,

that's a really long list but i feel u. answered a lot of questions

that hav been troubling me. grin cool

just cut us a little slack. we usually mean well when we're in love

only girls can be hard to understand.

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