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|Things Guys Should Know About Girls by kateangel(f): 9:55pm On Jul 10, 2007|
. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Seun(m): 9:58pm On Jul 10, 2007|
If you don't care about the things we care about, then why should we waste our time on you?
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Eiregirl(f): 10:09pm On Jul 10, 2007|
I LOVE IT!!!!! Every one of them is true
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by sammy6(m): 10:15pm On Jul 10, 2007|
KNOW THIS.Its a man's world and therefore you girls should be the ones busting your asses off just to please us.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Eiregirl(f): 10:16pm On Jul 10, 2007|
I think not!!!!
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by k0be: 10:47pm On Jul 10, 2007|
and KNOW THIS. can't trust most these girls at all.
and for once it feels good being out hanging around the niggas.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Esss(m): 11:01pm On Jul 10, 2007|
kate_angel:In your dreams.
kate_angel:Even you dont understand yourself most of the time.
kate_angel:No she isnt. I'l drop her for beyonce, J-lo, Mariah Carey or Shakira anyday.
I really couldnt care less about that poo. Just dont use it as an excuse to piss me off.
kate_angel:Too much sweet is bad.
kate_angel:Not always true.
kate_angel:Atimes it does matter (not just to hoes). A girl has got to be satisfied.
kate_angel:You dont like Mr. small either.
kate_angel:Atleast the car impresses you
kate_angel:You just might be my next ex-hoe
kate_angel:Nope. Its good to act sensitive sometimes.
kate_angel:Why should I appologize when I didn;t do nothing?? Not happening
kate_angel:How bout you be spontaneous and start cooking and cleaning the house.
kate_angel:Then you must really need therapy
kate_angel:And I am the king of Queens
kate_angel:And father christmas is also real.
kate_angel:And don't tell me you didn't cum if you ain't satisfied find a Romance-Machine.
kate_angel:Neither do we care about haircare products, nails, fashion, make-ups and other stuffs you and your friends gossip about
kate_angel:And you should be ready for sex at all times too.
kate_angel:Muhahaha yeah right!
kate_angel:Keep telling yourselves that
kate_angel:You cant fight nature. It must take its course.
kate_angel:And dont compare us to brad pitt (You dont stand a chance of seeing him let alone,,,,,,,). he gets paid to look like that. But I'm sure you wish you had pams keggs. O sweet pam.
kate_angel:Oh no you're not. Take the make-up off if you doubt me.
kate_angel:Even when the scale says you are?? And remember I cant lie, you always find out.
kate_angel:Its difficult to aim straight when you are carrying such a heavy equipment.
kate_angel:No you are not. This post is a perfect example.
Is there anything else we should know about??
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 10, 2007|
@ esss you don break my ribs. Every single thing you said was true. Who cares whether you have PMS or not, just dont use it as an excuse to be a perpetual nag! And no ii will tell you when you are fat!
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:13pm On Jul 10, 2007|
typical male talk
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jul 10, 2007|
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:26pm On Jul 10, 2007|
david you go wound
the post was directed to you and esss
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Esss(m): 11:31pm On Jul 10, 2007|
What did I do??
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Nobody: 11:32pm On Jul 10, 2007|
You just exhibited number 16 on that list.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:38pm On Jul 10, 2007|
use your tongue to count the number of teeth you've got
oh really? then you must be a drama king too if you recognize the trait
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jul 10, 2007|
not really. Its easy to spot a drama queen from 100 miles away.
Besides number 20 does not apply to you.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Esss(m): 11:49pm On Jul 10, 2007|
Number one states and I quote;
So all I did was tell the truth. Or would you rather have me lie to you??
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by ikamefa(f): 11:58pm On Jul 10, 2007|
the same way its easy to smell a drama king
hummmmmm wetin you want make i talk? abeg no put words in ma mouth!
who in this world does not want hugs and kisses? even you sef ?
dont worry am expecting a very GODLY answer " "
nope! the truth according to Esss abi? " "
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Nobody: 12:14am On Jul 11, 2007|
Hugs are kisses are the oils that lubricate the engines of a relationship but there are certain hugs and kisses that tend towards possessiveness.
Esss answered you correctly, if you want hugs and kisses all the time then NEVER complain of tiredness when it is time for . . . u know what!
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by benit(f): 9:48am On Jul 11, 2007|
you should have respected rule 30 at least!
in fact i am very
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by luizworld: 12:25pm On Jul 11, 2007|
may be someone shld post the things we should not know,
i bet u it would be abt 60 or more things.
COOMMIN VERY SOON 30 things u shld know about guys. WATCH OUT
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by wifeypenth(f): 1:07pm On Jul 11, 2007|
All guys should read this
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by sillyboy(m): 1:18pm On Jul 11, 2007|
Post makes no difference to me.
Ladies love lies! Guys, if you want to have girl, make sure you lie 99% to her all the time. They believe lies more than anything!
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by georgies(m): 2:48pm On Jul 11, 2007|
Dont mind these girls.
In their dream
They are too selfish and don`t care about you unless first satisfied.
I hate that part.
As hard as a man may look or be:he needs care also.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by benit(f): 4:02pm On Jul 11, 2007|
I am er!
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by iice(f): 1:43pm On Jul 12, 2007|
kate_angel:Not in my books!
kate_angel:Not in my books!
kate_angel:Give credit where credit is due and all that. . .
kate_angel:Erhhh no thanks!
kate_angel:Different strokes for different folks
kate_angel:Ke? Pass a mirror around
kate_angel:Lai lai. . .never felt that way
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Mandora(f): 1:59pm On Jul 12, 2007|
Very good try. Would want a guy 2 do a version of dis
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Bolarge(m): 2:18pm On Jul 12, 2007|
Women, when shall thy delusions cease
and the dawn of reality thy bosom embrace?
Thou art the true son of thy father.
Thou hast indeed uttered truth no daughter of Eve can gainsay nor resist. *Thumbs up bro*.
Thou likest not hugs n' kisses?
Sayest thou indirectly dt all mine investment in ds cybercafe profiteth me nothing?
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by iice(f): 2:30pm On Jul 12, 2007|
Not all the time! Like space them out. . .constant hugging and kissing. . .erhhh no thanks, i don't like being smothered
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by nickybayo(f): 4:51pm On Jun 13, 2009|
i gbadun u jare
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jun 13, 2009|
Couldn't agree more.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by edogram(m): 6:03pm On Jun 13, 2009|
u most be dreaming.
everything there is opposite.
|Re: Things Guys Should Know About Girls by sexylogan(m): 9:05pm On Jun 13, 2009|
that's a really long list but i feel u. answered a lot of questions
that hav been troubling me.
just cut us a little slack. we usually mean well when we're in love
only girls can be hard to understand.
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