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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 7:35pm On Dec 11, 2011
lol@nitel line.
ah jack,
you no trust me?
Everything was perfect! They should be here by now,dont know whats happening. Maybe they've been held up in trafficator. Wait Make i flash booqee!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 7:41pm On Dec 11, 2011
mr bones,
so you could sleep for that long?
Na wa o!!
No go sleep before the party o!cos na when naija carry world cup you fit wake up!
Lol!!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 7:45pm On Dec 11, 2011
Lwwwkmdd 100pg shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Kai we have a very big God o
Who is always by our side,a very big God o by our side by our sude
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:48pm On Dec 11, 2011
Mr.Bones:

Na Yansh go kill you grin grin grin

@Tranvestites. No, thanks cool cool cool
he he he
hope we won't be the next Ronaldo de Lima hanging out with transvests! cheesy grin

where's mikuz? I gave him $20k to organize dis event.

Okay, i can now perceive d aroma of G Strings 100metres away! cheesy

*licks lips and swallows* cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 8:01pm On Dec 11, 2011
jack one thing about you be say you sabi worry well well.
Chill. When e start na you go beg o!!
Just trust me.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 9:40pm On Dec 11, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Lwwwkmdd 100pg shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Kai we have a very big God o
Who is always by our side,a very big God o by our side by our sude

**Joins in with his baritone** cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 9:46pm On Dec 11, 2011
jackpot:

he he he. You must've slept for a complete 12 years! shocked

Wake up, Granny! cheesy


Sorry was looking at my diary instead of calendar tongue


mikuz:

mr bones,
so you could sleep for that long?
Na wa o!!
No go sleep before the party o!cos na when naija carry world cup you fit wake up!
Lol!!


Then that means i will be waking around 100th century grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 9:50pm On Dec 11, 2011
jackpot:

he he he
hope we won't be the next Ronaldo de Lima hanging out with transvests! cheesy grin

where's mikuz? I gave him $20k to organize dis event.

Okay, i can now perceive d aroma of G Strings 100metres away! cheesy

*licks lips and swallows* cheesy


shocked shocked shocked Mlkuz?! **smh** is it that drunkard that you gave money? **still smh**
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 9:57pm On Dec 11, 2011
Mr. Bones.
Is this how you address important personalities?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 10:24pm On Dec 11, 2011
VIP at free pammy drink section? cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 10:35pm On Dec 11, 2011
. . . and whats that supposed to mean?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:42am On Dec 12, 2011
Now Lets Get it Locked Up -- Time to See a new Dawn! cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dammizz(m): 9:56am On Dec 12, 2011
El Guapo:

Now Lets Get it Locked Up -- Time to See a new Dawn! cool cool cool

No need to rush now, we've been patient right from the start. 100 pages like 100 years, I indeed pity Guapo's grayed mustachio which was all black when this thread bar begun

Wondering who's next. . .
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 10:03am On Dec 12, 2011
shocked shocked shocked
Oh goodness dami u bck indeed dis thread was hell fire ,no1 wanted to sleep inside a furnace.how u doing bobolet
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:12am On Dec 12, 2011
^^ Baby mi How Fars Na? kiss kiss kiss

dammizz:

No need to rush now, we've been patient right from the start. 100 pages like 100 years, I indeed pity Guapo's grayed mustachio which was all black when this thread bar begun

Wondering who's next. . .

Lmao. . .See Your Life! Who tell u sae i get Mustachio? grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dammizz(m): 12:44pm On Dec 12, 2011
Idowuogbo:

shocked shocked shocked
Oh goodness dami u bck indeed dis thread was hell fire ,no1 wanted to sleep inside a furnace.how u doing bobolet

Worse than hell lipsrsealed
Anywayz Im good thanx 4 asking. . . Heard u still single, but why? I owe u a date in the forthcoming bar on one condition

El Guapo:

^^ Baby mi How Fars Na? kiss kiss kiss

Lmao. . .See Your Life! Who tell u sae i get Mustachio? grin grin grin

No need to be ashame, some gurls love it gray. Flunt it jawe cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 12:50pm On Dec 12, 2011
Abegi Dont mistake me For Jagwa -- I no fit do Those Plays Wella grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 12:57pm On Dec 12, 2011
dammizz:

Worse than hell lipsrsealed
Anywayz Im good thanx 4 asking. . . Heard u still single, but why? I owe u a date in the forthcoming bar on one condition

No need to be ashame, some gurls love it gray. Flunt it jawe cool
lol @ single if u say so, wots d terms o
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13: 5:18pm On Dec 12, 2011
The most controversial thread is 100 pages. grin

Thread will be locked immediately a new chat thread is opened.
Thanks. wink
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 5:32pm On Dec 12, 2011
A new thread has already bin open even before this thread got to page 97, its against the rules u know, now i just dey siddon dey look
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 5:42pm On Dec 12, 2011
ben it was opened yesterday. You can lock this one.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:24pm On Dec 12, 2011
make I carry my sales money commot jare. I know say pick-pockets plenty for here~ cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13: 6:36pm On Dec 12, 2011
Hey Jackpot, open a fresh thread. . or give me the link to the new one, if you opened it asap! smiley
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:40pm On Dec 12, 2011
Cheers guys

click here to continue~

Thanks to all of y'all for da historic wonderful outing we had.

Curtain falls cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:47pm On Dec 12, 2011
Ben-10:

Hey Jackpot, open a fresh thread. . or give me the link to the new one, if you opened it asap! smiley

Thanks for the priviledge you gave me to open the next bar, but alas my in-law mikuz has already done it for me.

This is the thread: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-822600.0.html

Thanks mod! smiley
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13: 6:48pm On Dec 12, 2011
Sorry that thread can't be used.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 8:47pm On Dec 12, 2011
Finally! The end of a bad era.

Case Closed!

**@ Jackie - clap for yourself, **
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 8:53pm On Dec 12, 2011
Efeeeeeee muahhhh kiss
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 10:12pm On Dec 12, 2011
shocked shocked shocked id are u a dyke?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 10:16pm On Dec 12, 2011
Do u need one up ur assss kiss
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 10:20pm On Dec 12, 2011
lol. I guess your kiss button don lock then cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 10:22pm On Dec 12, 2011
Ben-10:

Sorry that thread can't be used.
can you open one for us then?

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