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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 12:29pm On May 13, 2011
Chai ELLL!!!!, o ga for u oooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy anyway, dat one no be probs, if i need a/c my jaguar dey outside cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 12:42pm On May 13, 2011
Lol, Jaguar ke. . .ur teen mates don dey trade on Buggarti n Aston martin u ma stil dey jaguar[how many Centuries now?] tongue So help u Gawd grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 1:12pm On May 13, 2011
El Guapo:

Moon?? Tasha u're irritating me wiv such fantasies of urs. . .that Guy i'ld bet wont get berra than driving u on his whitehorse bicycle to Ebonyi State grin
BUT cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 1:40pm On May 13, 2011
^^moi loffly sister kiss kiss kiss
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 2:07pm On May 13, 2011
El Guapo:

No. .no.no i jxt want u to be two ears here ok, look i dnt like this bar for several reasons undecided
lol, too bad we don't sell chocolates tongue tongue cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 2:14pm On May 13, 2011
dani1luv:



Oga ya boxer dun wet oh shocked shocked shocked wetin u dey luk 4 my body shocked shocked
I know say you dun craze finish e remain small make you kolo. grin .wetin i wan use straw do. .abi u wan take style use am suck breeast shocked shocked shocked
lol. . .gals alwayz straw e'erything, that's y me askt wink
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:27pm On May 13, 2011
Jacky wats new on the menu 2dae?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 2:33pm On May 13, 2011
^^goat wings, fried fish legs and guess what? your favorite cow anus liver grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ChiefEben(m): 5:30pm On May 13, 2011
Who was here? One gulder or?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 6:37pm On May 13, 2011
**stands up $ walks towards jacky**whispers to him**eehhmm,cousin,I hope u don't import banned products?or sell adulterated products from cotonu.Cos if u do,I,OO7,the only high professor in this bar will lead a delegation of nafdac officials to seal this place $ throw u behind bars.So pls u know I don't want to lose u**pats him on the back $ retracts back to seat***
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 7:50pm On May 13, 2011
El Guapo:

Lol, Jaguar ke. . .your teen mates don dey trade on Buggarti n Aston martin u ma stil dey jaguar[how many Centuries now?] tongue So help u Gawd grin
chei see dis small boy, u don see d latest jaguar? na my ride be dat ooo, infact make i show u d pic

Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jeslom: 8:19pm On May 13, 2011
^^^^gud for u, organise drinks make we celebrate
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 8:28pm On May 13, 2011
jeslom:

^^^^gud for u, organise drinks make we celebrate
guy o ga ooo, ur first post for thread na how u go drain my pocket, relax dont worry , El G knows how to make his peeps go gaga wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 8:38pm On May 13, 2011
jackpot:

^^moi loffly sister kiss kiss kiss
yes me love kiss how is you doing? cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 8:43pm On May 13, 2011
its late already, i gotta go before those car hijackers get on da road

*takes his keys and zooms out*
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 12:03am On May 14, 2011
***Just strolling by. . .*** grin grin grin

er. . .Jackie Chan

whenever you're ready - can I get my usual pls?

Devil on Horseback with a shot of Bloody Mary cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:12am On May 14, 2011
Just driving in my escalade towards bar joint!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 9:03am On May 14, 2011
**arrives bar $ notices dat jacky is yet to resume for the day**goes back into his escalade $ drives off angrily!!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 10:36am On May 14, 2011
Everyone just dey show rides, respect ooo cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 11:16am On May 14, 2011
@element:which one b respect?shey dat ya push $ start jaguar wey u use nylon take do windscreen,u fix 50 watt bulb inside com use apoti take do leather seat*na dat one u dey call ride?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 11:25am On May 14, 2011
see u, jealousy no go finish u, u self know say d ride na baba cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 2:43pm On May 14, 2011
come o!

who tiff ma bicycle

I just park the thing outside now-now!!  angry angry angry

peroxide 'n 007 - I dey suspect una two! undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 3:14pm On May 14, 2011
**Zooomz In wiv his Tyre**

Wetin dey shele grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 3:16pm On May 14, 2011
^^ nothing dey shele

peeps are unfriendly here - under 2 mins dem don tiff ma bicycle!  undecided undecided

anyway sha - Vicks how body?? tongue tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 3:39pm On May 14, 2011
Excuse me Miss did my brother give witch you chop,wey everybody you see be vicks. I pray you say that to your Director tongue tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 4:35pm On May 14, 2011
Efemena_xy:

come o!

who tiff ma bicycle

I just park the thing outside now-now!!  angry angry angry

peroxide 'n 007 - I dey suspect una two! undecided

huh sorry miss, i dont think i saw anything but i think i remember hitting something wiff my jaguar

El Guapo:

**Zooomz In wiv his Tyre**

Wetin dey shele  grin grin grin

see as everyone just dey show levels, first na bicycle, now na tyre, which one go show next? Shock absorber? grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 4:55pm On May 14, 2011
^ Lol grin Nxt time na Leg i go carry come grin

U Know ur Car cant run berra than my legs grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 5:01pm On May 14, 2011
abi u wan try am, u self no go wan use pepper rub yansh

na dat ur leg wey resemble soap u wan come use run, abeg no use laugh kill me for here cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 5:07pm On May 14, 2011
Lol grin

U get bad mouth Er! Who knows the kinda Gulf war u get into wiv u Wife evryday grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 5:08pm On May 14, 2011
nah i dont tell my wife dat, besides am a very quiet boy cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 5:16pm On May 14, 2011
Hmmmn. . Quiet ke? Prior to his death, Osama on a chat wiv me told me how ur name always made the noise makerz list! Cant believe a terrorist was ur class Moderator grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 5:21pm On May 14, 2011
Who is attending to customers in here?he b like say jacky go cotedviour go import human parts,so him flight dey delay.efe enter kitchen $ do sth naw!!

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