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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by brownsilk(f): 1:34pm On May 12, 2011
shuo, this bright bros have koloed ooo shocked shocked shocked
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 1:57pm On May 12, 2011
na borrow borrow jor
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:10pm On May 12, 2011
Jooor ooo!wetin happen?all eyes on me.shey na bad thing to enjoy my moni?dani $ co,abeg make una mind una biz.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by brownsilk(f): 2:13pm On May 12, 2011
Bros u come from abia state NGBA!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 2:21pm On May 12, 2011
bright007:

Jooor ooo!wetin happen?all eyes on me.shey na bad thing to enjoy my moni?dani $ co,abeg make una mind una biz.
Nor be because of ya 2012 Keke napep model angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:51pm On May 12, 2011
Aaaahh!!Dani u go fear fear,go check out fleet of cars.
Ok dani let me drop u and save your t.fair when going back home from bar,I bet u forget ur bus-stop wen my ac don blow u off!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 4:13pm On May 12, 2011
Odesinpumpurutu grin Na because of that ya AC i go take style enter. . tongue any which way incase i 4get me bustop. . Am gonna drop @ dat duplex beside Gov. Fashola's house cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:04pm On May 12, 2011
dani1luv:

Small Stout Please cheesy
sir, hot or chilled? cheesy cheesy grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:12pm On May 12, 2011
Studio CFR:


is it everybody with brown lips like u said smokes ciggarate?

Shows how daft your are.

I dont know what u would gain from bringing your fellow man down to get the top  grin 


common joke you no fit take.
Can't you see where i said i guessed? Anyways why do i bother an unintelligible soul like you.

Oh Well, whatev's. I have important things to do than waste my time replying you.

Beefing you is not in my agenda, Ok?

Just get a life.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:18pm On May 12, 2011
brownsilk:

gulping d last of my chilled gulder, shey make i buy another one pour am inside kpali, as i dey sing for church i go dey drink am small small, person no go know sef, them go think say na laca sera, that our church sef, u gatz high make d spirit move u!

oh boy, abeg take this kpali make u pour another chilled gulder inside, no let anybody see am o. you are blessed.

grin

*goes over to collect da kpali, notices d segzy figure, my eyes is no longer concentrating well. . . mehn look at those curves. . .remembers she is an evangelist, gets my self back and collects the kpali, pours da chilled gulder inside & hands it over to her*

but errm. . .aunty, you neva pay o wink cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 5:35pm On May 12, 2011
jackpot:

sir, hot or chilled? cheesy cheesy grin
I resemble man for ya eyes. . .Chilled one to wo eyin jor grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 5:38pm On May 12, 2011
Dani i need to talk to u undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 5:41pm On May 12, 2011
Jacky wetin dey happen now?blackout inside bar.shey u no get lister?no let make them rob me inside this darkness ooo.you know how much my gold wristwatch,my italian shoes,italian suits,and of course my newzealand boxers*i know say studio don dey eye d boxers since,abeg do quick.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 6:03pm On May 12, 2011
Aha!Dani me know no say u b she oo.but u no get barca naw not to talk of chelsea.abi materials finish for heaven wen he reach ya turn?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:13pm On May 12, 2011
bright007:

**parks my escalade @ d vip garage***walks into spa and**eeeeemmmm,bar man I need fried osama's head wif igbo soaked in fermented gulder.
errm. .cousin, Obama and wifey don visit buy Osama head. . .lolz

igbo dey, oya collect am. *gives him d igbo*
be careful cousin, dat thing don send a lot of young guys kolo

*hands him over the gulder*
give it some time to ferment o wink
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:18pm On May 12, 2011
dani1luv:

I resemble man for ya eyes. . .Chilled one to wo eyin jor grin
lol
e dey
*opens d fridge, serves him the sexy bottle of Small Stout*

pretty thing wink , make i bring straw too? grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:21pm On May 12, 2011
@GUAPO

sup?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 9:00pm On May 12, 2011
El Guapo:

Dani i need to talk to u undecided
Hope all is well sha
E~mail me; dani1luv@facebook.com wink


bright007:

Aha!Dani me know no say u b she oo.but u no get barca naw not to talk of chelsea.abi materials finish for heaven wen he reach ya turn?
olohun ma je oh; I nor get barca. .Buh my [b]Arse[/b]nal[/b]ehn e bahd o grin
I nor get [b]chelsea
buh my brazil. nnko , chei grin grin



jackpot:

lol
e dey
*opens d fridge, serves him the sexy bottle of Small Stout*

pretty thing wink , make i bring straw too? grin
Oga ya boxer dun wet oh shocked shocked shocked wetin u dey luk 4 my body shocked shocked
I know say you dun craze finish e remain small make you kolo. grin .wetin i wan use straw do. .abi u wan take style use am suck breeast shocked shocked shocked
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 10:08pm On May 12, 2011
Hey El wut's up?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:44pm On May 12, 2011
Cant believe u've been busy flirting around wiv that short engine called Donlittle embarassed
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 11:32pm On May 12, 2011
YOU CALL FOLLOWING A FRIEND TO THE MOON FLIRT ? angry angry BTW who is responsible for those girls?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:13am On May 13, 2011
Feeling dizzy this morning!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:26am On May 13, 2011
Natasha,,:

YOU CALL FOLLOWING A FRIEND TO THE MOON FLIRT ? angry angry BTW who is responsible for those girls?
Moon?? Tasha u're irritating me wiv such fantasies of urs. . .that Guy i'ld bet wont get berra than driving u on his whitehorse bicycle to Ebonyi State grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 10:07am On May 13, 2011
*cruises by in his Jaguar* hmm a new bar, not bad. So who's on d kentro levels in dis place? cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:13am On May 13, 2011
shocked Oh! Element, howdy Pal? I was even coming to ur place but now u're here wink
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 10:30am On May 13, 2011
lol wats up bro cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:14am On May 13, 2011
Am ok buddy

Wanna whisper sumfyn to ur earz
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 11:32am On May 13, 2011
am all hears bro wink wink wink
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:55am On May 13, 2011
No. .no.no i jxt want u to be two ears here ok, look i dnt like this bar for several reasons undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ElementG(m): 12:07pm On May 13, 2011
huh and why is dat? undecided undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 12:25pm On May 13, 2011
Element cant u see there's no a/c here, jxt a wheeling fan in a Quiet bar. .one wld be wondering if the two of us are Vampires embarassed
The name of the bar itself is Scary '080 jacky 007' Isn't that a Security code?? undecided lipsrsealed grin

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