Problems no dey ever finish. Damn! This is so funny!

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Reddit User:
My boyfriend and I have been together for a year. He’s perfect in every way….except he doesn’t wash his ass.

Sometime during our first 3 months, we were in the shower together. He made a disgusted face when I was scrubbing in between my cheeks and asked what I was doing.

I was like, “I’m washing my ass… don’t you wash your ass?”

He said “No that’s gay.”

“That’s not gay. You’re disgusting.” I told him, and he looked shocked. It was new news to him apparently. And at that point I felt like that was a dealbreaker and he was like no I’m sorry I didn’t know, and he promised to wash it from now on.

Flash forward to today, we were having sex and I was riding him. Once we were done this dude got up and there was A DAMN SHIT STAIN ON THE BED. I KID YOU NOT.

I showed it to him and he was embarrassed and told me he just did not get to shower before seeing me… but why couldn’t he have wiped

I just don’t know what to do. I don’t know if I should call things off with him or what that’s just nasty ugh. It was such a turn off I couldn’t even look at him. What do I do?

TL;DR: Boyfriend promised me at the beginning of the relationship to wash his ass. Today after sex he left a big dookie stain on the bed. Don’t know I’d I should stay.

Sh¡t happens!

Wahala

Babe, you know the truth. You are denying the truth.
You are not bothered about your boyfriend not washing his slack ass,but I will tell you the bitter truth and let it sink into you.
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY
Why will he attribute washing his ass being gay .
I prefer using water than tissue paper, cos I feel say small shit go still stick to my yansh if I no use water.
No water how you ride a man,him no go shit,unless him yansh dey slack.
Oya tell us, other of his suspicious traits.

Lol, blame the parents for not washing their kid's bum bum

Men always have this shortcoming, check out the ass area of most boxers.

1) Washing the ass after wiping with tissue paper

2) shave in between the ass cheek's (area around the anus). The hair there has the habit of trapping pieces of shit and tissue paper especially for hairy guys

Cc: smellyanus

eduj:
Men always have this shortcoming, check out the ass area of most boxers.

1) Washing the ass after wiping with tissue paper

2) shave in between the ass cheek's (area around the anus). The hair there has the habit of trapping pieces of shit and tissue paper especially for hairy guys

Can give an explanation on the lump of shit she saw after riding him. Have you been shitting yourself when been rode by your woman?

Hmm.... Oro rirun.

wawu!

Abasi mmi mbok! Wich kind wahala be this...

wahala no fit ever finish

D way u ppl dont take care of ur toto dats d same way some guys too dont take care of their anus

LMFAO Things dey happen o.
Well, since you're his babe... Try to educate him on the need to wipe his gadamn ass..abi iru palapala wo leleyii bayi

That motherf.ucker is Bisexual.

Ass leaking Gaybriel.

Hmmm orishirishi

PrimeWatermark:
Cc: smellyanus

Yayayhahahalalalahohohoo

Some men are pigs

very true. More men need to learn personal hygiene.

eduj:
Men always have this shortcoming, check out the ass area of most boxers.

1) Washing the ass after wiping with tissue paper

2) shave in between the ass cheek's (area around the anus). The hair there has the habit of trapping pieces of shit and tissue paper especially for hairy guys

Where the pictures

There are some things that any normal human being should know. When he was a child, wasn't his mum washing his anus after he defecates?

Judybash93:
LMFAO Things dey happen o.
Well, since you're his babe... Try to educate him on the need to wipe his gadamn ass..abi iru palapala wo leleyii bayi

wahala be like leaking ass, he no dey dry

you sure say dem no tear ur boyfriend from behind so

No case charge and bail lawyer no go tell you him fit defend...!! Habah! My sister.. I will advise you to drop that broken ass nigga.. he is damaged ass nigga... I hope you've been using condoms with him? Have you heard about .... one former Nigeria comedian? He was using pampas, he defecates on his body till he die..... Or his the guy upto 60yrs? Maybe nah old age...

Kingpin1000:

Can give an explanation on the lump of shit she saw after riding him. Have you been shitting yourself when been rode by your woman?

Maybe she's exaggerating the lump of shit something, but even if it's a dot, bro it's wrong unless his anus don lose elasticity.
This is as common as mouth and body odour most of which are caused by bad hygiene.
No need to get touchy, I just gave an advice - you're free to accept or discard it- na u sabi

truly before the British came to Africa - we washed our arses after shitting, now they introduced toilet tissue which does not do a good job if you do not wet it - It is a deal breaker because that means you cannot give him a rim-job

Areola14:
No case charge and bail lawyer no go tell you him fit defend...!! Habah! My sister.. I will advise you to drop that broken ass nigga.. he is damaged ass nigga... I hope you've been using condoms with him? Have you heard about ceedi John.. one former Nigeria comedian? He was using pampas, he defecates on his body till he die..... Or his the guy upto 60yrs? Maybe nah old age...

Source to this your ceedi John claim please

Hahahahaha now this is what we call OTELE NSI in Igbo...

NaWeDeyHere:
truly before the British came to Africa - we washed our arses after shitting, now they introduced toilet tissue which does not do a good job if you do not wet it - It is a deal breaker because that means you cannot give him a rim-job

Ndi rim...

angelfallz:
Some men are pigs

You never see a lady pig... One guy ones said here, while giving his babe doggy, he saw leftover poo on her bumbum...damn!

God some people deh chop poo...Abeg where them the see all this pig abeg...

Dat guy na gay, dem don destroy him anus