Back then in school,the kind of car you drive determine the name people call you ...

If your name is Wale and you drive a Benz ,you automatically become "wale Benz ".


If your name is Wale and you drive a Range Rover you automatically become Wale Range... Lexus was also another popular surname in school....

Some other cars were not that popular though...cars like Toyota are not even popular one bit ...it is more like an insult when you drive a Toyota....
Cos if you're wale and you drive Toyota, you automatically become "Wale Toyo"......
Which sounds funny and ridiculous......


The top car in school was Benz....

And every top boy tries to have a Benz surname....


The most popular guy in school was Richard popularly called Richy Benz and he owns 6 Benz ....


Richard was like a god on campus ..
If you host a party and Richy Benz shows up ,

your party automatically becomes the talk of the town... people will be like

"Omo that party was mad o ,even Richy Benz was there !!!".....

If you want to host a party or event and you want girls to show just put Richy Benz on the banner and you will see hundreds of women at the party/event...

That is how big and Influential Richy Benz is ....


Some says he got his money from Yahoo ,others says it is money ritual....

Omo Is there any day that students don't argue about Richy Benz source of wealth .....

And the truth is no one actually cares ....


Everyone just loves and envy his lavish lifestyle. ....








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I was in my second year when I decided to to start a magazine on campus ..I was Inspired by Forbes magazine...

I wanted my magazine to be about the top Boys and girls on campus....

A magazine that has all the gist and gossips.....

So I gathered my savings and with the help of some friends I gathered Information and I published my first edition....


My front cover was Richy Benz..I put him there hoping to use him to sell the magazine..

In the magazine was a list of top 10 richest boys in school and Richy Benz was my number 1.....


We distributed the magazine around campus and was selling it for #500 per copy....but when we realized people were not buying it that much we reduced the price to #200.......



Although we were able to sell so many copies we ended up giving it out for free cos the turnout was low ......


I decided to give up on my magazine dream cos It was a huge loss and I had invested all my savings on it ....

So I told my friends that I was not doing another edition again ......



After about 2 weeks I got a call from dammie Range.....

Dammie Range was also a very popular guy on campus and many people argued that he is richer than Richy Benz .....


Infact Dammie and Richy were like wizkid and Davido on campus.......


Women liked Richy Benz more because he is very handsome......


Dammie range owns 3 range Rover and 2 Lexus....and he was number 2 on my list of richest boys on campus....



After Introducing himself to me,dammie range expressed his displeasure in my magazine and asked me how much Richy Benz paid me to make him my number 1..


I politely told him I don't even know Richy personally but dammie Range will not believe whatever I have to say ...the next thing he said shocked me. ..

" Guy I will give you 500k ,do another edition and put me as number 1 ,text me your account number to this number right now ".....

Without waiting for me to reply he hung up.....


I thought it was a prank ,but I sent my account number and just like that I received 500k alert ....







Typing.........

Op I dey feel ur stories nd e dey give me joy

Na fiction abi Na true Life story, the topic says picture attached I see no pictures

The total money spent on publishing my first edition was about 120k and I was able to recover about 58700 from sales.....


So when I received an alert of 500k from dammie Range I immediately jumped up for joy...

I called up my friends and told them we are doing another edition .....


My magazine gave me an automatic place as a friend of Dammie Range.....


He invited me to his mansion and let me have a glimpse of how he lives ......


I automatically turned a journalist,cos I was taking pictures and also gathering Information.......


He revealed to me that his total money spent on his cars was 250 million naira......

He showed me a watch he owns which cost him 25k dollars......





After 2 months I dropped another edition and Dammie Range was the top richest boy and also my Front page cover.......


I mentioned my reasons by posting pictures of his cars his house and watches etc...


Richy Benz who kept quiet and didn't reach out to me on my first edition gave me a call and threaten to beat me up if I don't change the rubbish I published.....



And it actually caused a physical fight between the two when they clash at a party .....

Omo that was how my magazine blew out of proportion........



It caused a huge war on campus between Dammie Range fans and Richy Benz supporters .....

People say dammie has bought me ......

Omo We sold so much copies that we ran out of copies to sell even when we increased the fee to #1000 per copy.......



I started getting calls from people who wants to pay to be on the magazine.....

Even babes were calling me and also people who wants to advertise thier brand.......




I was starting to enjoy my fame when cultists starts to call me and threaten me on phone ...




One day I was going home from school when Richy Benz parked beside me and asked me to enter.....


When I did,he drove me to a private location and asked me to sit......





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Omo why u stop the story now... U don dey craze o, I dey enjoy am now

Op u get better marketing strategy

Kilo happen?
Gist wey I just dey enjoy

Sleeknigga:
Na fiction abi Na true Life story, the topic says picture attached I see no pictures

Alaye, that's a bait. If you want impressions on your thread make sure to add, "picture attached" or anything along those lines, and watch as folks run in like spermatozoa racing to fertilize the egg inside an ovary.

This guy nor dey ever finish he story!!!

Hahaha op wetin sup

When we got to the private location I realized it was a private lounge ...

We sat down at the VIP section and Richy Benz asked me to order what I like..when I hesitated he smiled and ordered for a casket and also for pounded yam and vegetables soup...

When I heard pounded yam and vegetables soup ,I told the waiter to serve me the same food too....


Richy Benz and his 2 other friends looked at me and burst out laughing......

When the waiter was coming with the casket of drinks ,an alarm came on and there were fireworks on the drinks
...the waiter dropped the drinks and went back to bring the food also...

The casket contains different types of expensive drinks from Moet to Rose ...and the vegetables contains all kind of assorted meats and fish


Richy Benz opened the drinks and instead of drinking it ,he started using it to wash his hands as he prepare to eat his pounded yam and vegetables ...he gave me a bottle of moet and told me

" use this one to wash your hands.."...


I was hesitant at first but when I saw that he and his friends were doing it like it was normal I decided to join the fun....and though it was crazy I washed my hands for the first time with a MOET.....


After using the drinks to wash thier hands they ordered for another casket,which was the one they drank ....


I later found out that night that a casket cost 850k....

Omo so we just used 850k to wash hands ??......

We continued eating and I must confess that the meal was the best I ever tasted ....


After the meal ...


Richy Benz said.

"How much did Dammie Range pay you to be on the front cover?!!...




Typing..........

RealGboy:
When we got to the private location I realized it was a private lounge ...

We sat down at the VIP section and Richy Benz asked me to order what I like..when I hesitated he smiled and ordered for a casket and also for pounded yam and vegetables soup...

When I heard pounded yam and vegetables soup ,I told the waiter to serve me the same food too....


Richy Benz and his 2 other friends looked at me and burst out laughing......

When the waiter was coming with the casket of drinks ,an alarm came on and there were fireworks on the drinks
...the waiter dropped the drinks and went back to bring the food also...

The casket contains different types of expensive drinks from Moet to Rose ...and the vegetables contains all kind of assorted meats and fish


Richy Benz opened the drinks and instead of drinking it ,he started using it to wash his hands as he prepare to eat his pounded yam and vegetables ...he gave me a bottle of moet and told me

" use this one to wash your hands.."...


I was hesitant at first but when I saw that he and his friends were doing it like it was normal I decided to join the fun....and though it was crazy I washed my hands for the first time with a MOET.....


After using the drinks to wash thier hands they ordered for another casket,which was the one they drank ....


I later found out that night that a casket cost 850k....

Omo so we just used 850k to wash hands ??......

We continued eating and I must confess that the meal was the best I ever tasted ....


After the meal ...


Richy Benz said.

"How much did Dammie Range pay you to be on the front cover?!!...




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@op come continue d story o, kilo happen?

We all know this guy no dey ever finish his lamba!









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Very INSIPIRATIONAL

Kontinue before i wire you chord

I hate that I discovered this thread this early

Op come and update the thread

Baba i hail.

Florblu:
I hate that I discovered this thread this early

Op come and update the thread

abege

Lol op and fake ass thread na 5/6…though I like him fake gist sha .

Where are the pictures abi ogun wan kill you ni?

This story dry, I no go lie you . I just dey see Richy Benz and dammy Benz up and dan

Lol...this kain story eh

Lord lamba dey learn for where this op dey

By the way, which school is this? At least there should be one or two persons here who also attended your school and can confirm the identities of these imaginary persons

Op... Na confirm writer sha

Vawulence loading up, this may lead to war.

SavageBoy:
Lord lamba dey learn for where this op dey

By the way, which school is this? At least there should be one or two persons here who also attended your school and can confirm the identities of these imaginary persons

University of Vawulence department of conflict management.

I love the story..
Abeg tag me

Where is this guy

Show the picture of the first publication