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Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by TCD: 1:34pm On May 13, 2011 |
Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work Author: Nacomprende 12 May 2011 | 13:33 Comments: 1 0 digg Traducir al Español Advertise with us Guanabee Staff Publisher/Sales Daniel Mauser Managing Editor Cindy Casares Associate Editor Marcelo Baez Contributing Editor Ohhellsnah Contributing Editor Julio Torres Contributing Editor El Guapo Associate Art Director Liran Okanon Have you seen, heard or read something interesting lately? Tip your editors Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn— using her work's computer, no less — legally. Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse: "I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal." Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen times a day. So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo. Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won. Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil— awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances. Source: Analitica What do you think? www.barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/ |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by Wisegee: 6:08pm On May 13, 2011 |
N.o.n sense. They should bring her to Naija to comot the ogbanje and other demons in her. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by Nobody: 6:09pm On May 13, 2011 |
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Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by Nobody: 6:26pm On May 13, 2011 |
. . . wow . . . |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by Nobody: 5:29am On May 14, 2011 |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by 2Co0Ol(m): 10:30pm On May 14, 2011 |
If she aint married, man wey go marry this kain one go roast oh! |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by Nobody: 10:33pm On May 14, 2011 |
^^ why don't u get her digits and give her a reason not to self service in front of those poor folks? |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by LadyT(f): 10:34pm On May 14, 2011 |
I heard of an american woman who was like this it ruined her life. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work by honeric02: 10:39pm On May 14, 2011 |
OMG, this one dey miss road! |
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