Crown Prince link=topic=790549.ms[b:
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I barged into a crowd pretending to be a law enforcement agents just to get the news of d day for nairaland. In d middle of d crowd is a young man crying profusely that one malam touched him and his ''gentle giant'' disappered mysteriously.
Guys,if u are the man and 35yrs,wot will u do? And ladies,how will u welcome dis development if your hubby is this man and your marriage is 10yrs maximum.

Idowuogbo:

Newscaster na evryday u dey jam sumtin , wan dey your eyeball go comot.

I wonder wen it happens if u go consult Bill Gate to make u talking laptop so u can comebck online to type bullocksss tseeew

Guy you don get English teacher? . . . .  Never underestimate anybody in this life.

Now i believe Opebe can speak like wole Soyinka if adult Education is Allow.

seedord247:

Guy you don get English teacher? . . . .  Never underestimate anybody in this life.

Now i believe Opebe can speak like wole Soyinka if adult Education is Allow.

Idowuogbo:

Wot u on , plss chill jare .Na evryday u dey attack

Kilode de gan and i no b your guy, am sure your apollo don go its says f next to my user name tseeeew

seedord247:

You just make me remeber this song.

You want too go to Unilag . . . For more Education.

You want too go to Uniport . . . . For more Education.

But Oh know ma ma Mo right now You are a Danfo Driver.

You are a Danfo Driver swooor . , shey bi You be Danfo Driver swoor.

Ma wo ju Uche . . . . Mushin Oloshaa ooooooo

Crown Prince:

@sexkillz,it high time we meet at the national stadium surulere
You know, man to man.
Remember,i dont throw banters,i threw rockets

Mrs, Chima:

Are you telling ME there is a BLACK MAN walking around with NO Joystick?

debosky:

More importantly there is a BLACK MAN walking around with his own joystick and a stolen joystick to boot.

Mrs, Chima:

Awww. He stole yours huh?

Mrs, Chima:

Are you telling ME there is a BLACK MAN walking around with NO Joystick?

debosky:

Nah, I always hold my package tightly when entering crowds to prevent stealing. . . .I don't care if they look at me funny, but they don't sell spare joysticks in Target.

Mrs, Chima:

You can always supplement with vibrators and deeleedo.

debosky:

Last I checked the vibrators/dildoes don't get the man off, so I'll rather hold tight to my package thank you.

kemmeye:

so yeah if it ever happens.
trust me we would find that shyt asap. we have to find it

MsDarkSkin:

am i the only person that's confused?

Mrs, Chima:

LMAO

I can picture you guys digging and rolling in the dirt looking for it and it laying on the side all that time.
No! You are not the only one! But hell we decided to have a little fun with it!

Mrs, Chima:

You haven't heard of vibrating Joystick ring?     And the deeleedo is for your woman.  

debosky:

Erm. . . .if your joystick has been stolen, what will the ring vibrate on? Besides, I don't think a woman needs me to provide a dildoe, she can do that her self. Simply put, if you don't have a manliness, you don't need a chick.

kemmeye:


lol hahahahaha u're funi

.NET:

@Mrs Chima is the funniest poster I have seen in this forum. Abeg, I no fit laugh again. My ribs wan break.

.NET

Mrs, Chima:

You press the vibrating ring against your nerves between your legs. You may not have the Joystick but you still have those "nerves".

debosky:

How do you know the 'nerves' are still there?? Why are the nerves not stolen with the Joystick? Are you in collusion with the joystick thieves?

**Runs away from Mrs Chima**