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Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Nobody: 9:33pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
I barged into a crowd pretending to be a law enforcement agents just to get the news of d day for nairaland. In d middle of d crowd is a young man crying profusely that one malam touched him and his ''gentle giant'' disappered mysteriously. Guys,if u are the man and 35yrs,wot will u do? And ladies,how will u welcome dis development if ur hubby is this man and ur marriage is 10yrs maximum. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by seedord247(m): 9:41pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Crown Prince link=topic=790549.ms[b: Hmmm . . . . Re-loading. Bro the same question goes to You . . . |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Nobody: 9:45pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
[size=14pt]Post links, pictures or anything to corroborate your fanciful "Legend of the missing [b]Dcck[/b]son". . .[/size] |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Idowuogbo(f): 9:49pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Newscaster na evryday u dey jam sumtin , wan dey ur eyeball go comot. I wonder wen it happens if u go consult Bill Gate to make u talking laptop so u can comebck online to type bullocksss tseeew |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Nobody: 9:51pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Super story, only in naija where police dey arrest goat |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by seedord247(m): 9:54pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Idowuogbo: Guy you don get English teacher? . . . . Never underestimate anybody in this life. Now i believe Opebe can speak like wole Soyinka if adult Education is Allow. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Idowuogbo(f): 9:58pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
seedord247: Wot u on , plss chill jare .Na evryday u dey attack Kilode de gan and i no b ur guy, am sure ur apollo don go its says f next to my user name tseeeew |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by seedord247(m): 10:06pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Idowuogbo: You just make me remeber this song. You want too go to Unilag . . . For more Education. You want too go to Uniport . . . . For more Education. But Oh know ma ma Mo right now You are a Danfo Driver. You are a Danfo Driver swooor . , shey bi You be Danfo Driver swoor. Ma wo ju Uche . . . . Mushin Oloshaa ooooooo |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Nobody: 10:08pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
@sexkillz,it high time we meet at the national stadium surulere You know, man to man. Remember,i dont throw banters,i threw rockets |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Idowuogbo(f): 10:11pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
seedord247: knock ursef out wierdo |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Crown Prince:[size=14pt]Wetin wan happen for there?. . .[/size] |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Vicjustice: 10:27pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Nonsense!!! It used to be rumoured that some Hausa guys had this special black-power mnagic charm through which they rob victims of their own Pea-Nuts, but i'm beginning to question such claims, i do not believe it, i need to see a man whose pea-nut is missing before believing such aweful claims |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by MrsChima1(f): 10:54pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Are you telling ME there is a BLACK MAN walking around with NO DICK? |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by itiswell1(m): 1:35pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs. Chima wetin u wan hear again? |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by debosky(m): 1:39pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: More importantly there is a BLACK MAN walking around with his own joystick and a stolen joystick to boot. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by baskemms: 1:41pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
lolz @ "Legend of the Mission D**kson"! |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by MrsChima1(f): 1:42pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
debosky: Awww. He stole yours huh? |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by debosky(m): 2:03pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: Nah, I always hold my package tightly when entering crowds to prevent stealing. . . .I don't care if they look at me funny, but they don't sell spare joysticks in Target. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Dsense(m): 2:04pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: Answer the damn question OP. The man should happily turn to gay and save us the headache |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by MrsChima1(f): 2:37pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
debosky: You can always supplement with vibrators and deeleedo. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by debosky(m): 3:51pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: Last I checked the vibrators/dildoes don't get the man off, so I'll rather hold tight to my package thank you. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by MrsChima1(f): 3:58pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
debosky: You haven't heard of vibrating dick ring? And the deeleedo is for your woman. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by kemmeye: 4:03pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
so yeah if it ever happens. trust me we would find that shyt asap. we have to find it |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by Nobody: 4:04pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
am i the only person that's confused? |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by MrsChima1(f): 4:06pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
kemmeye: LMAO I can picture you guys digging and rolling in the dirt looking for it and it laying on the side all that time. MsDarkSkin: No! You are not the only one! But hell we decided to have a little fun with it! |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by NET1(m): 4:13pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
@Mrs Chima is the funniest poster I have seen in this forum. Abeg, I no fit laugh again. My ribs wan break. .NET |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by kemmeye: 4:15pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: lol hahahahaha u're funi |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by debosky(m): 4:17pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: Erm. . . .if your joystick has been stolen, what will the ring vibrate on? Besides, I don't think a woman needs me to provide a dildoe, she can do that her self. Simply put, if you don't have a deek, you don't need a chick. |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by MrsChima1(f): 4:34pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
debosky: You press the vibrating ring against your nerves between your legs. You may not have the dick but you still have those "nerves". kemmeye: .NET: Oh stop it! |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by debosky(m): 5:38pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: How do you know the 'nerves' are still there?? Why are the nerves not stolen with the Joystick? Are you in collusion with the joystick thieves? **Runs away from Mrs Chima** |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by laok9(m): 7:05pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
he shud construct artificial |
Re: Your Hubby Manhood Got Missing by MrsChima1(f): 7:19pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
debosky: I told you too much already! |
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