Joke of the century

wengerjay:


https://thenationonlineng.net/stop-offering-us-bribes-police-frsc-tell-nigerians/

Just read that a man got killed by the MIB in Abuja. Surprisingly, the body cam that can catch someone giving them bribe didn't see anything

We clean up nicely.
We are in owerri, Port Harcourt and Lagos.
Call us now for your quality services

How do you plan to survive with the evil salary you get paid

Can you imagine these harmrubbers telling their victim not to pay even at gun point.

obembet:
Police should keep thier word..


BAIL IS FREE

Theory is different from practical.

Please can someone summarise the story in English for me.
Because as I was reading it, it seems to be French language which I can't understand.
Surely Nigerian police does not use to talk like this at all.

The FRSC man don't to blame it on the citizens, because the Road Safety men are there to make the road safe for the commuters/road users, so they should not compromise.

A very funny N laughable statement said

Go to some police cells without being invited interrogate some of the cell mates about y they are there, if the station can't give any tangible reason those are the bad officers you are looking for

I BE LIKE SAY THIRE POCKET DON FULL

wengerjay:


https://thenationonlineng.net/stop-offering-us-bribes-police-frsc-tell-nigerians/

Same police that collected 200 from me yesterday, for just testing my car with my mechanic.
They officer said my mechanic can not be a mechanic, he was to clean.
So the only way he will let me go is to find him something.

Most police bribes are at gun point.

It's a joke

obembet:
Police should keep thier word..


BAIL IS FREE

police and frsc, keep it up, no agency or organizations in Nigeria that did not collect bribe.

Bedtec:
Na them dey always seek for bribe first .... Wolf in sheep clothing

Big lie oga, if am a driver in the road, if road safety or police ask for papers or license the first thing the driver do is give him or her bribe instead of the ask documents.

Now if police arrest u and think of detaining u, the first thing u and ur families member do is asking police is , oga I don't want to sleep here pls let settle.

Conclusion is Nigerians are to in a hurry and so afraid to defend their right.

Shot up hypocrite, why can't u reject the bribe and get the person arrested.

Monogamy:


So if they offer you bribes, can't you also reject it.

Abi no rejection of bribe in your dictionary?

Abi o exactly, they should start arresting people that give them bribe to show us that they are serious about this assertion. But Nigerian masses should also play their part by resisting the urge to give bribes to police or any government officials in this country. If more people take this stand, I believe the menace of bribery and corruption will be curbed. I know it can be very risky or even life threatening to deny police their N100, but nothing is too difficult to achieve with the collective efforts of people. Most Nigerians just like to shortcuts anyway

SIRRITE:


Big lie oga, if am a driver in the road, if road safety or police ask for papers or license the first thing the driver do is give him or her bribe instead of the ask documents.

Now if police arrest u and think of detaining u, the first thing u and ur families member do is asking police is , oga I don't want to sleep here pls let settle.

Conclusion is Nigerians are to in a hurry and so afraid to defend their right.

What's the need when after inspecting the papers they come to tell you to settle !!

Bedtec:
What's the need when after inspecting the papers they come to tell you to settle !!

He settles cos his or her papers not complete

SIRRITE:


He settles cos his or her papers not complete

I drive on the road sir , some policemen and Army are irredeemably useless with or without complete papers you must drip for there pocket to flow

STOP EXTORTING US

Fahdiga:
Obey this at your own peril

The day u obeyed it. Nah 3k them matter collect from me at there office. Make I kuku give them 200 naira jeje for road side. Nah that day I no say this country is beyond redeemable again.

Try go to Sango Ọta through the Lagos Abeokuta express way in the night and don't bribe police at tollgate see how dem go treat you

Especially truck drivers

Nonsense… stop collecting the bribes

Good development

Hmmmmmm , orisirisi , for naija?failure to bribe d police is a crime, who is fooling who

I have never given bribe to a police man before in Nigeria.

When they ask, I tell them I don't have the kind of cash I can give them and only few actually asked me directly.

I think they profile faces before asking.