chatinent:
I thank God too.

By the way, I like your room.

..and why is the custard container you use to urinate at night close to the pot? ..and there is a dust bin too adjacent the pot.

Cokahot:
I can't forget mown,mine was just 2 eggs o,I was carried away by tv,then nepa took light I slept from 11 to 5am. So my cooking gas wasted and burnt the pot nd shels of the egg. 3 days later when I wan fry egg,na thrmy gas finish. The tin pain me cos I just filled up my gas cylinder a day b4 that happened. Since then once I don taya,na milo tins. Cold milo,I can't die of hunger just cos I no chop dinner.

mariahAngel:


Do you urinate into empty custard container?

superCleanworks:
this is very little burning

i have been in situations which i can not explain how i am still alive till this moment.

i came back home at night tired and hungry but very tired. so i put water on the stove for bread & tea.
I refused to remove any clothing so as to remain awake, not even my shoe was removed. I remained on my chair to stay awake.

next thing i know i am waking up naked on my bed, smell of smoke everywhere, this was 7:30am in the morning.
i stood up, opened my door to go out jogging, saw all my neighbours looking at me like they just seen a ghost. I just greet good morning waka pass.

na later my neibor com dey gimme the full story.
The smell of smoke woke my neighbour up around 2am and he went round to find smoke pumping from my kitchen window with the shape of the kettle showing like red hot steel. he put off the electricity and was shouting my name. nothing. They wanted to call police to come break down my door because I died from inhaling all that smoke and that is when I came out. Awkward and embarrassing.

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i remember when me and my friend in PHC came back very high and we were hungry so we put yam on fire.... and that was it.
our only saving grace was that the kitchen is not in the house. it was on its own & was nearly totally burnt down if not for neighbours that used plenty water to put off the fire.

burna boy dey learn work where i dey

mariahAngel:


Do you urinate into empty custard container?

MediMedi:
Am awful incident that have not happen to me before.

Parboiled rice to the pot.....i hopped into bed for little relaxation after a hectic day in school, only to wake up by smoke in my room.

No lodge members noticed cause it was late.
ThankGOD, It was not morethan this.
Felt embarrassing

Munzy14:

KingAzari:
Is this your corner at an IDP camp?

pocohantas:
See your room, you can’t even take a moment to sweep it, but every time you come online, na woman and fck matter full your head.

I hope Nairaland females are seeing the environment of guys that spend all their lives insulting them. If it is not boil on the penîs, it is different fungal infections on your bodies. Now this one done burn rice and beans.

Y’all be transferring your frustration on NL females. #Spits

mariahAngel:


Meme ahu je a kpa'm ochi nga owula m huru ya

Munzy14:

More like that exclamation heyyyy...;

mariahAngel:


Unu wunu meme translator.

Munzy14:



But that use of pee bucket at night is soo irritating...I can't even share a room with anyone who does that...

During nysc, some of my yoruba colleagues were doing it, And I didn't allow them enter my apartment...I did so by keep those that do it at arm's length...I avoided collecting anything edible from them...

Even though My best parley na my Ibadan guy...He lives like Ndi nke anyi.

mariahAngel:


O no na agwuru ha maka na ha anaghi a putakari eshi na etiti abali I nyu mamiri.

Munzy14:

True...Not for someone like me, ya wuru any time of the nyt, I can comfortably come out to ease myself...And I know some ladies do too...Ihe m na aghotaghi wu y ujo ji atu ufodu i pu ga nyuo mamiri.

I heard even with a restroom attached to bedroom, ufodu ka na ebu pee bucket...smh

Disgusting.

mariahAngel:




Most people are just so afraid, especially of the dark, and they can’t help it.
One time, I even thought it was just not normal that I am never afraid of the dark.
I can’t even fake it.

There was one time I was outside the house very late at night, then a dog came close and was starring straight at me, but it didn’t bark, I just looked at it straight in the eyes and I ordered it with me hand to leave and it ran off!

Munzy14:

It is normal o...

Ya wuru my ex, 1am she dey come....Ujo adighi ya na ahu at all...Oji awucha fence sef.....Agu nwaanyi.

I enjoyed it sha, because me too I no dey fear.

Onwe hu ihe kariri nwaanyi nwere obi sha.

I likiri nkita?

mariahAngel:


I don’t like them, but they seem to like me.
I don’t ever remember being barked at by a dog.

Munzy14:

Obi gi di pure na...dogs can sense bad people from a distance.

Ya wunu you don't like pets?

mariahAngel:


I like goats.
They’re kind and don’t give problems.
Chickens too.

mariahAngel:


I like goats.
They’re kind and don’t give problems.
Chickens too.

Munzy14:

Chai...

Goat kwa?....lol hapuru ndi mama ewu ha...

Chicken, so ya wunu if you raise chicken, you won't eat?

mariahAngel:

Mba.



Back then, when we used to buy live chickens few days to Christmas, I’d usually get nostalgic when it was time to kill them, having bonded with them by giving them feeds and water.

Munzy14:



Chai, I knew that was why I asked...


I enjoy pets, but ya ruo Igbu ha, no feelings except my dogs...Ma o wu my cat...But ya wuru okuko, na me go even kill especially when money dey involved..

It's business for me sha.

mariahAngel:


I nwekwara obi o.

Oh! I nwekwuru ma cat! O chaga ucha ka o di ojii?

Munzy14:

Obi business na..

Mixed colour...Brown with spotted black...Actually a gift 2years ago..When rat became a mess on the farm.

O Mee gburu onwe ya na shakara... A mahu m ma o maka o wu female..

mariahAngel:

Has it been effective so far?



Owu ha nwenu nganga nu! The inspired the word catwalk.
O nwere enyi nwoke?