Without wasting much time

Since a week ago i had my white wedding, We have engaged in so many sex. My wife is trying to kill me, village people finally caught me My penis is no longer standing upright. My wife has finally curved it beyond recognition.

What will I tell God if I die on top woman? Just today, my IndecentStar wife had so much sex with me that my dick turned red.

Please nairaland Ndi oma, how can I get my balls back to normal?

Travel leave her small. Wetin?

InfernoNig:
Travel leave her small. Wetin?

As it is, She may jump over to any available dick when am away. I plan on getting her rubber di.ck jare. I don tire abeg i cannot come and kill myself

Get her a dog

It's beats my imagination how sex dey tire people sha. The minimum anyone should last is three hours.

Permit me to ask, is it that she is asking for so much hours or you last for seconds?

chatinent:
It's beats my imagination how sex dey tire people sha. The minimum anyone should last is three hours.

Permit me to ask, is it that she is asking for so much hours or you last for seconds?

You are confusing me,how come you know the hour's a man should last since you haven't tasted it.Hian

Iyaebe:
You are confusing me,how come you know the hour's a man should last since you haven't tasted it.Hian

I am a science student in an art department.

Enjoy it

chatinent:


I am a science student in an art department.

Science student in an art department indeed.You better let me know your other side

chatinent:
It's beats my imagination how sex dey tire people sha. The minimum anyone should last is three hours.

Permit me to ask, is it that she is asking for so much hours or you last for seconds?

3 hours??
Am I crossing country?

Iyaebe:
Science student in an art department indeed.You better let me know your other side

Come and pay groom price needless of just reading it and feeling it's assumptions.


You'll be glad you met a man.

lilvicky68:

3 hours??
Am I crossing country?

Why'd anyone last three seconds? You bi broiler?

Anything below three hours is a total waste of day.

illicit:
Get her a dog

No way am gonna share a pu.na.ni with a dog. mba nu

chatinent:


Come and pay groom price needless of just reading it and feeling it's assumptions.


You'll be glad you met a man.

How much is your groom prize

chatinent:
It's beats my imagination how sex dey tire people sha. The minimum anyone should last is three hours.

Permit me to ask, is it that she is asking for so much hours or you last for seconds?

My major focus now is that my dic.k is red. I need to get back my di.ck

Iyaebe:
How much is your groom prize

Lols.

chatinent:
It's beats my imagination how sex dey tire people sha. The minimum anyone should last is three hours.

Permit me to ask, is it that she is asking for so much hours or you last for seconds?

...I have questions.

Cruise OP, though.

chatinent:

Shoot.

Oya, let me ask it or one of it. Watin you wan dey do for 3 hours?! You won't get tired? Arousal won't die, abi the woman won't be satisfied already and sleep off? You say it's a real man thing, you dey last that long? Iffa hear.

chatinent:


Why'd anyone last three seconds? You bi broiler?

Anything below three hours is a total waste of day.

Those who make this type of claim most often are erectile dysfunction patients.

The day I talk am here some people laff... My people sex de tire married man o. Even if u be nympho or she be nymphomaniac for sex my brother or sister e go tire u

Scientists:


My major focus now is that my dic.k is red. I need to get back my di.ck

Ok sir.

Scientists:


My major focus now is that my dic.k is red. I need to get back my di.ck

I wonder why you need every avenue to sext.

I read up your posts..even how you had carnal knowledge with your neighbours wife..and all of a sudden you are married now.

Mehn..

Magnoliaa:


...I have questions.

Cruise OP, though.

Shoot.

chatinent:


I wonder why you need every avenue to sext.

I read up your posts..even how you had carnal knowledge with your neighbours wife..and all of a sudden you are married now.

Mehn..

That was then, this is now and my reddish dick no gree me sleep

chatinent:


Shoot.

Lmao. It's plenty. I just said that for saying sake sha. I didn't plan on asking.

Magnoliaa:


Lmao. It's plenty. I just said that for saying sake sha. I didn't plan on asking.

Shoot them all on a dead thread. I'll answer.

MrSly:

Those who make this type of claim most often are erectile dysfunction patients.

Ok sir.

The problem is that men still think the penis is a "sex" organ,lolzzz.....actually it's more of a reproductive organ than a "sex" organ
You have your finger(your index finger to be precise)
You have your tongue
You have your lips
The penis comes last on the list

And then we have the clitoris,the only organ God created for nothing other than sexual pleasure

Please,stop over-rating the penis(the highest it can go from cold start to finish in an average healthy adult male is less than 5 minutes)...unless you plan on using viagra and tramadol for the rest of your.....

Bro easy with the lies
I want to believe you guys have been f√cking each other before now
So you know what you were getting into
This one na lie shaaa

Wetin lalasticlala no go see for inside Nairaland?

chatinent:


Shoot them all on a dead thread. I'll answer.

Okay... if the questions come to me.

Emilokoiyawon:
Wetin lalasticl.ala no go see for inside Nairaland?

You're the OP, abi? Yey*.

Magnoliaa:


Okay... if the questions come to me.

Smiles.