I love this story.

This is my brother you are talking about here.

The painful part my brother does is raise his legs up when I am sweeping and still be discussing with me.

He isn't the last born tho. I use am learn how to be patient. I for don break en bone.

Joshrob:
Our last born is very lazy but there's nothing this guy can't do if he really want to work. He help me wire my flat and paint. He did all that alone.
When my sister husband build their house, he help them wire the house and do all connections. But if he's not in the mood, no amount of begging will make him do it.
Even today that he came to watch match in my house, I was trying to sweep the room and make everywhere neat, he raise his leg up for me to sweep, went to the fridge to take coke and origin to sit outside while I'm cleaning the house.
He came inside when I'm done and continue watching his match.
My ex girlfriend complained that he doesn't greet her, I asked her if she have ever hear him greet me before, she said No. Case closed
Only when he needs money that he will greet before asking.
He so stubborn that he's the only one that have fight mark on his body in the family.
All the 7 children attend the same primary and secondary school, he's the that make the principal know my parents,because of his troubles.
And he can eat very well but he doesn't grow fat. He will by 8pm and d still wake up by 2am to dish food again, but he have a very flat tummy. That's what I like about his body

Mrkumareze:
Na only last Born op see, him no see first born them wey sabi waste resources

Lol

Mymum last born own worst pass, he was so humble at some stage but later he just change he was asked to leave with me in lagos on knowing to me that my mum used him as minister of information on me everything that happened in my home he download everything to her , so after eid- fritri he never came back, thank God, my mum always busy going to market and comes back late unknowing to her that the guy has join curtist, he always asked for money from her and she gave him without asking him what he's doing with the money, from there he started smoking India herm, drinking alcohol, and engaging in carrying ashawo and boom he engaged in gay with a friend, so he came home late and so I came down to village and I called him he will tell me I shouldn't disturb him oooo, I was like what's going on later I found out all this atrocities behavior I told mum but she told me that I'm jelouse of him the way the boy is dressing can u imagine so I kept quiet later he got admission to ilaro polytechnic I help him pack load to school after 3month in school he join another set curtist in school again deferent from the one he belongs to before, so he lie to her on daily basis and collect money from mum, so in the group he spend for them alot so they gave him high rank, along the line I came home and I discovered he as change I told mum this boy as join curtist again that's where fight happen so I beat him and he went to arrange is member to come and beat me and I told him that will be the end of ur journey in life that's where mum believe all what have been saying is true so along the line he have mental issue I left everything I'm doing to take care of him as my brother I can't look him like that, so after he was okay the shamed couldn't allowed him go back to school he had to withdraw and we enrolled him to cotonu University boom again the guy continue is way again and going from one club to another and he failed exam again and each time anything happens I'm the only one my mum would call and crying but if I told her she's the one who cause it from day one she will turn it for me and fight so I just leave them and there problem but now he just graduat and she say she don't want him to go and serve due to his behavior but now I think he as learn a lesson and moral of all is don't let us spoil child because is last born it destroy their life's

last born... hmmm

Goddyj:
My last Born no dey gree me use phone in peace. It's either she kills my battery playing games or she kills my battery using OTG cable to charge her phone from my own phone.

Lol.

My last sister is my love jare. I no dey play with am. If I dey hungry and she calls me “bro, may I have that?”

I don give am as if my brain off.

Na later later I go dey reason am

Uniique:


You self u wicked somehow. You mean u woke someone who was already fast asleep to do something you could have done yourself. Sometimes una dey like take this seniority things and boss things too far

Lastborn spotted.

Mercychen:


Lol.. yeye.

If I were your sibling, you'll first collect two finger knock on your head before I attend to you. Lol...

Which one bi finger knock again?

You mean an approximated knock? I fear you o.

My elder sis rough me when I dey small. See beating. The beating stop when I grew taller and muscular. I wasn't the last born.. I was the second.

Na we dey suffer pass for life.

DominionGreat:
My last born experience wasn't fun at all.. Grew up in a family of 4 elder brothers that are way above me..infact at the time it felt like I was an after thought... A result of mistake knacking n pregnancy... I grew up hating anything errands cos of the way my elder brother used to send me on errands.. get me this get me that. And the mending..jeeez.. my head collect knock that to date I remember... Infact the worst of it they will force me to smile after beating me.. can u imagine such wickedness?.

I just wanted to grow up.. have my freedom, I hated growing up, hated my elder brothers like mad back then... Popsy n mumsy wasn't even there to protect me..I for don collect better beating before any of them even come house.. highest na scolding way no even yield any profit as the next day when they leave mending n message continues..they made me an introvert by force cos I can't just go out and do stuffs my mates were doing at the time..I can only leave the house when they are not around and if them come before me I prepare myself for beating.

Fast forward to today... I am in my 30s and me and them na sidon we the Sidon reason like mates.. and reminisce old time... The freedom I longed for I have it now in abundance..funny tin is I don't misbehave even when no one is watching cos of their forceful training...it moulded me into the man I am now.. for that I am grateful..

Love ya man!

So all man for Nairaland na lastborn?

Twoclans:
I was on phone with my parents last child on tuesday ,guess what? This guy washed his cloths since Saturday and as at the time I was speaking with him on Tuesday he had not put it out to dry.After 4 good days.

I kuku did not have energy to talk, the space belongs to him so he can turn his house to a junk yard .

“My parent's last born.”

This hanty missed beating him.

PuZZyNegro:


It is always like this. Parents especially mothers don't joke with the child of their old age (Gen 37:3).

I was loved by my mother just like your mother loved your last born and I loved my mother so dearly as well.

What happened to your sister could have happened to me if I had lost my mother at a much younger age. Would you mind to share how old your sister was when your mum died?

Even losing her in my mid twenties didn't make the shock much less critical to me. In fact, when she died, I felt like joining her or more like escorting her to the land of the dead if it was possible.

Till date, life is meaningless to me as I believe nobody will ever give me that unconditional love like my mother and everything I have always done was to make my mother happy.

With the money coming in and not able to spend it on her makes me see the true meaning of vanity that life is, knowing all the sacrifices she made for me. Like, she may not have 3k to give my siblings but will suddenly have 10k to give me when I ask. I was the only person that I attended boarding school that my school fees were times 5 of what my siblings pay in their day school.

May God rest your sister's soul

My advice to people is to not jealous last borns. We have special grace

Always handsome/beautiful, intelligent, tall and get the opportunities other siblings never had. We leverage on the mistakes of older siblings and make better alternative choices

Learn to give yourself that unconditional love

hefeeluv:
Last born saga I can't deal with, you beat them at their back or hands you will see her holding her head while crying. More often she wouldn't but with the sight of my mum or dad naso she go just cry out loud like the beating just happened.
I cant forget how she persuaded my dad to burn my Sega game ���

Our last born is a female. When our parents get so angry, especially my dad...na she be our emissary. How papa mind dey take cool in zero zero minutes ehn. We can't beat her. Me, I can't stand her cry. As the second issue, you dare not touch her in my presence...and if I return home, she's always by my side. She's my right heart, ayam not kidney you.

pocohantas:


This one is possessed with many spirits o. Una done try deliverance?

Funnily enough, male last borns are lazier than the female counterparts.

promisedeco:

My immediate older brother cried like a baby when I was born.

My dad had to settle the matter with by convincing him that he is his last born and I'm my mum's last born. Even till now na so de arrangement de o

I can't stop laughing. Mehn, I go like your family..maybe as the older one.

MsFaith:
Our last born is so lazy! She couldn’t even stay 2 months in our relative’s house before she rented her own apartment, just to escape house chores.

God forbid I train any of my children to be lazy.

Lol

seunmohmoh:
I am the last child. You just gotta love me.

I do.

Shellsploit:
Issokay...

Reminds me during the era of fuel scarcity some years ago. i was able to buy 50litres of fuel which i was managing. nepa was acting like demi god..

on that faithful night. they mistakenly brought the light around 11pm and i woke our last born to go switch off the generator which was at the rear end of the building where everyone keeps there generator.

few minutes later, dude came back inside and switched the knife changeover to nepa and he jejely went back to bed..

around 6am, i woke up to do some penetration testing only for me to be hearing the sound of a generator runnin outside.. i was like, hope no be my generator dey on so...

I decided to go outside, lo and behold, dude just removed the supply cable that feeds light fron the generator and the generator has been running all night without any load.

I woke him up and he denied ever waking up and telling him to switch off the generator. I couldn't cry!!!

lol, good for you, shebi u wan act like big bro and a commanding officer?

Oizee:
lol, good for you, shebi u wan act like big bro and a commanding officer?

lol... wetin be the usefulness of last born

starbuck:
I am a last born...
My siblings dey do me shege since mom died in order to get back to all the ills i did to them but believe me, the only thing they can't trash out from me is the inbuilt laziness i had while growing up ..

Most times, dad comes to my rescue..

Inbuilt laziness - y’all last borns do the most

You just described my brother (our last born). Some times I just feel like flogging this boy for no reason other than this

A whole thread about us. How nice.

shakir0802:
Mymum last born own worst pass, he was so humble at some stage but later he just change he was asked to leave with me in lagos on knowing to me that my mum used him as minister of information on me everything that happened in my home he download everything to her , so after eid- fritri he never came back, thank God, my mum always busy going to market and comes back late unknowing to her that the guy has join curtist, he always asked for money from her and she gave him without asking him what he's doing with the money, from there he started smoking India herm, drinking alcohol, and engaging in carrying ashawo and boom he engaged in gay with a friend, so he came home late and so I came down to village and I called him he will tell me I shouldn't disturb him oooo, I was like what's going on later I found out all this atrocities behavior I told mum but she told me that I'm jelouse of him the way the boy is dressing can u imagine so I kept quiet later he got admission to ilaro polytechnic I help him pack load to school after 3month in school he join another set curtist in school again deferent from the one he belongs to before, so he lie to her on daily basis and collect money from mum, so in the group he spend for them alot so they gave him high rank, along the line I came home and I discovered he as change I told mum this boy as join curtist again that's where fight happen so I beat him and he went to arrange is member to come and beat me and I told him that will be the end of ur journey in life that's where mum believe all what have been saying is true so along the line he have mental issue I left everything I'm doing to take care of him as my brother I can't look him like that, so after he was okay the shamed couldn't allowed him go back to school he had to withdraw and we enrolled him to cotonu University boom again the guy continue is way again and going from one club to another and he failed exam again and each time anything happens I'm the only one my mum would call and crying but if I told her she's the one who cause it from day one she will turn it for me and fight so I just leave them and there problem but now he just graduat and she say she don't want him to go and serve due to his behavior but now I think he as learn a lesson and moral of all is don't let us spoil child because is last born it destroy their life's

Brother how far nah?? Why you so stingy with paragraphing

chatinent:


Love ya man!

I appreciate you man...

Jaybee3455:
how old are you

I've transcended time itself

Our lastborn can be very annoying. I'm 10 years older than she is and she doesn't respect me. And funniest part is my mum takes sides with her. My dad was very strict on us while growing up. I don't know how that strict side disappeared when my mum gave birth to our lastborn. He plays, laughs and jokes with her which he rarely ever does with us. But I love her sha.

chatinent:


Which one bi finger knock again?

You mean an approximated knock? I fear you o.

My elder sis rough me when I dey small. See beating. The beating stop when I grew taller and muscular. I wasn't the last born.. I was the second.

Na we dey suffer pass for life.

Lol.. you suppose know that kind coded knock that nobody will know you did something .

Me too I chop small from my eldest sister as a middle child. But we ( twinny and I) dey dig am with her. If I follow front, twinny go follow back, dah, dah, we take off! Lol....
Memories.

When I grew into a young man, he wanted to continue in that fashion but man, I was in a different world and would not allow his rules govern me anymore. He was heartbroken but to deal with it, man's grow now and there are challenges ahead, I need to be prepared and tough!

Sorry pops ;


'He was heartbroken'---Pls do still show him very healthy good love. When parents get heartbroken over us, it lives them in deep depression they can't tell another man. They keep moping in silence--in deep isolated thought... Being a man also means paying attention to the one who will always care even when we don't care or when we are less attentive to observe quite well that they care.

Repair that brokenness, and still be the best man you can be. Be the best man you can be always without hurting the one that loves you.

(I'm also last born)

Rational!!!. Peace!!!

Sonnobax15:

Back then whenever I looked at my immediate younger bro,na so so vexination just dey full my mind,cus the dude didn't really allow me to enjoy my lastbornship small before he was birthed.... The funnies part was that everything he does back then, momsy was always on his side . You dare not touch her precious last born without receiving a knock of the same magnitude with earthquake on your head

But right now,the guy don grow up,come even matured pass me self....In fact, he's one of my realiest guy

Your story is similar to my last two brothers...Growing up they were cat and rat fighting every minute...

But now, I laugh watching their bromance..It is fun.

But last born people eeh...na dem get sharp mouth pass...And can disturb a lot..urgent stuffs.

PuZZyNegro:


Leave last borns alone Mr.

One spotted already..una wahala na MTN, everywhere na dey same.

Mercychen:
Last borns are always so stubborn.

Our last born ( of blessed memory) was over pampared and spoilt. As in.. you can't touch her. My parents will come for your head.
Even if she hits you first, they'll still take sides with her.

If she's angry, she can throw a knife at you and my parents will still not see anything wrong in it.

It's so unfortunate we lost her. . After we
We lost mumsy, the shock was too much for her. She couldn't cope without mumsy.

Chai...so sorry for the loss...

I can't just Imagine this o..I will break down..Our last born is like my first son..

And mothers have their special place in every of their kid's heart.

Halisdavis:
Being the last born sweet die ... Being little, I always had this authoritative nature with a touch of arrogance and that's what my siblings find cute about me, the confidence with which I dish out orders.

My dad treated me as if I was his most treasured artwork... The apple of her father's eye... He took me everywhere with him... He made my room look like a supermarket with goodies and provisions, my siblings always check out my room every 30minutes to get the latest snacks

Everyone woke up by 6am in the house to do chores but I wake up by 9am unless I am going to school, I will try and wake up earlier. My mom will ask me if I want to go back and continue sleeping... My siblings did all the chores while you can only find me watching movies or reading with my legs crossed... I don't even dish out my food, they brought food for me each time I say I am hungry... I don't walk to my friends house if at all I want to step out... My brothers drove me to anywhere I am going and pick me up when I am done... I got everything I wanted and how I wanted.

It's funny that after two decades of my life with such lifestyle... I turned out to be so responsible and mature... I still can't believe I am the same person... I now work diligently, cook and do all the chores with all my heart... Everyone wants me to come stay with them... My siblings fights on who will have me during vacations... I really turned out well.

I feel jealous even thou I'm ONE

Shellsploit:
Issokay...

Reminds me during the era of fuel scarcity some years ago. i was able to buy 50litres of fuel which i was managing. nepa was acting like demi god..

on that faithful night. they mistakenly brought the light around 11pm and i woke our last born to go switch off the generator which was at the rear end of the building where everyone keeps there generator.

few minutes later, dude came back inside and switched the knife changeover to nepa and he jejely went back to bed..

around 6am, i woke up to do some penetration testing only for me to be hearing the sound of a generator runnin outside.. i was like, hope no be my generator dey on so...

I decided to go outside, lo and behold, dude just removed the supply cable that feeds light fron the generator and the generator has been running all night without any load.

I woke him up and he denied ever waking up and telling him to switch off the generator. I couldn't cry!!!

He run you ghost mode...