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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Emma1Oj(m): 11:42am On Oct 30, 2021
Drella:


You get mind..
I'm gonna tuck that nigga up my waist band if i urgently need to stand.
how do ladies get erection and how do will know?
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by sharpwriter(m): 11:43am On Oct 30, 2021
placeofallure:


Sake, what's up?
How do I quote text together with image or gif at the same time. What's the trick?
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by MisterKennedy(m): 11:47am On Oct 30, 2021
placeofallure:
Hmmmn! I'm learning. Many times we do some things innocently without putting any mind to it, that it's affecting men in a weird way. Can't you just see us as your sister and not have wicked erections?

I like to wear mini skirts way back. To me it's just smart and easy. Much later, several years, a male friend (we grew up together) confessed to me that then, my straight hot legs used to drive him crazy, he even remembered the colour of the skirts. Damn!

More recently, a colleague mistook my carefree playful attitude with him for something else. We gist, play, deep talks, share ideas, talk family, eat together a few occasions etc Then there was a day I needed to set my collar straight after putting on my jacket. There was nobody around except him. Everybody had gone home. He's hardworking and I am too. That's the main thing that even brought us together. Since no one was there, I asked him to do my collar. He did it and the next thing, he turned me around and planted a hot kiss. I just stood there surprised. I never saw our friendship in that light. Maybe I've been causing him to have erections. After the kiss, he grew more balls and later asked me out properly. I told him we can't be together. One, I have my bf. Then he's an expatriate. He'd certainly go back to his country one day. I love my family here, so.

Hmmm maybe he had a different kind of relationship in mind. Maybe he didn't want it to be too deep. It's possible he wanted a fling or an entanglement.

But one thing is for sure, he was attracted to you.

The thing is most times people might want to enjoy a short term relationship or sometimes they may want a long term relationship.

But from my personal survey, 75% of people actually prefer short term relationships

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by matm: 11:54am On Oct 30, 2021
Erection is nothing when compared with guys/boys who have shower penis.The penis is always d same both when stimulated and when not erect.
Dangling up and down.The only option for such is pant which will still show some bulge if d person wears body fit trouser.Tight pant is uncomfortable.
So,if after erection ur penis goes back small,it's nothing.
Women who have big breast also have difficulty as d breast dangle up and down.They can't do without braissier

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by litaninja(m): 11:56am On Oct 30, 2021
You sexually molested a stranger on a bus? What an interesting product of Obafemi Awolowo University.

Canvass:
Back in those days I was in OAU. I stayed off campus on Ondo Road. Jejely I boarded one of those town-Igboro mini-buses going on to campus on my gross anatomy incourse exam day. My head was vibing trying to memorize the 12 cranial nerves but I couldn't help noticing this indegene girl beside me rubbing her ripe bweasts on my arms. Small time now, mini-me sprung into action. I threw caution to the wind and groped her to my satisfaction. At least, she gave me a relief from exam pressure.
Then came the time to alight and I realised I was all tucked in with starched-shirt in straight pants. Mini-me was jutting out crazily. I got down and realised the tenting was so obvious I got a couple of unwelcomed glances. I had to quickly cover my fly with my lab coat. Even with the lab coat shielding me, an elderly lady looked straight into my eyes and smiled wickedly. I was so embarrassed I wished I could disappear.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by sharpwriter(m): 11:58am On Oct 30, 2021
ayenale1:
During a prayer section in our church then...a woman came and tap me that guy control yourself...i felt embarassed though and i went out and came in after 10min



Half story, abeg yarn us wetin happen gan gan... Wetin she see? Wetin you yourself see wey cause the erection?
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Agborsimon: 11:59am On Oct 30, 2021
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by discusant: 12:10pm On Oct 30, 2021
sweetkev:
The only thinking of average black man is food and sex.

Yes. See the near million followers here on NL anytime posts about sex are made.
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by anu3: 12:12pm On Oct 30, 2021
AmazingELixir:
grin

My woman told me how one man nearly pierced her skirt out of lust...one of those crazy rush hours in Lagos when workers were struggling to catch rides to convey them to work..after waiting for close to 30mins no vehicle and the traffic jam was crazy that day...and the crowd was steadily building up, a bike just came from nowhere and she was lucky enough to hop in ...ordinarily she rides alone but due to the crowd she just allowed a responsible looking man that had already jumped in to ride alongside...Omo how can after about 3 mins on commencement of the journey she started feeling a hard thrust from behind, she had to adjust forward toward the rider to create some space inbetween, within a short while the guy has consumed the space and this time the thrust was with vigour and any bump on the road the man seizes the opportunity to thrust forward,..at some point the rider oblivious of what was happening was almost on his fuel tank because of my baby's constant adjustment...got to a point she couldn't take it anymore she beckoned on the rider to stop the bike ..the rider was confused because they were still far away from their destination...she raised her voice before the rider decided to stop the bike....Oya nau, Oga wey dey back seat come down make madam drop nau...for where mr man refuse to come down oo..the rider was like " Oga come down nau make she drop" for where the man refused asking they continue the journey my poor baby girl and the okada rider had to shout at him before the man sluggishly alighted...Omo she said what greeted their sight scared not only her but the okada rider...the man's Instruments was as turgid and erect as julius Berger pillar with semen soiling his trousers.

Madam screamed and ran away to join another bike and the rider was in utter shock...she said the rider engaged the randy man on verbal attacks..people started gathering and she zoomed off with her new bike man with a vow never to board a bike with anyone else not even her fellow woman.

The undeniable truth is that some men lack control when it comes to women, some by mere sighting of a female they get erection, while some have taken it to extreme of rape and abuse even to minors...some when even standing on a cue behind the opposite sex gives them erection. Such men are victims of their own lust with total lack of self control. It's TRUE men are moved by sight but some are so wired that what they see triggers wide imagination which cuts off self control and sets in intense sexual urges.

I'm quite sure it's a major result of the sin of much pornography, masturbation and sexually perverted thoughts. It's not ideal to sit with the opposite sex on a bike, though. But some are forced into that sometimes when there is scarcity of transport workers in an area or rush hour like the above.

In that case, the female could sit behind the male, and she can try to maintain the gap. I personally don't feel comfortable with either ways. Few times I'd experienced that I always wished to get down as soon as possible. If you're a god-fearing christian after sexual purity, you'd know it's not a very convenient bond, squeezed on a tiny bike; especially if you two are not husband and wife.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Nobody: 12:17pm On Oct 30, 2021
ProphetJeroboam:
Mine was during church service, an all night to be specific. It was 2am and we were all seated. Guest preacher was preaching and I was enjoying his preaching but the devil didn’t like that. I was 19 and I had just recently gotten into pornography. All of a sudden my mind became filled with images of the last porn video I watched, an Asian girl with big t*ts getting rammed by an Asian man with a small p*nis, this is one of my go to section when I surf on Xvideos. I tried to fight but a voice told me, this man is probably going to preach for longer than this so why not enjoy this and take it a step further by imagining these young teenage choir girls naked ,that was when I knew I was finished. My d*ck became hard as rock! Then a familiar voice jolted me back to reality, it was the preacher. He pointed at me and said “you come” . Like how on God’s Earth!!! I froze! My d*ck was still hard as rock! He said to me again “Rise up” , at this point the whole congregation turned heads to my direction. I knew there was little I could do to salvage the situation but I had to think fast. I could feel my parents glance dancing all over me like “Stand up now” , All of this was happening in 1-2 minutes but my brain was processing the event at 5000 nanoseconds. If I acted like I was possessed, I risked ruining my reputation especially amongst the young choir girls I was trying to catch them young. Then all of a sudden a thought came “stomach ache” , I stood up slowly and bent down, everyone was looking at me, Preacher asked “Usher help me find out what’s wrong with my boy” , when the usher came , I whispered that I was having stomach pains and I couldn’t stand erect. Usher gave the message to preacher and preacher left the pulpit to where I was, laid his hands on my abdomen and prayed for me while trying to use his hand to straighten my posture but for where! I no gree! It was like I was on viagra that night. After praying, he anointed my head and asked me to sit and service continued. Mehn I was so relieved! I can still remember the scowl of disgust on my parents face but I no send oh. When we got home in the morning, my dad woke us up for morning devotion and I was the whole topic of morning devotion preachings. I was the disobedient child who embarrassed his parents! My mom didn’t spare me either. They both attacked me and scolded me so much I felt like I was going to give up on Asian girls with big t*ts porn getting rammed by men with tiny dicks. Your guess is as good as mine, this is 2021 and I still watch it.
just out of curiosity, why particularly men with tiny dicks? Lol

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Drella(m): 12:28pm On Oct 30, 2021
Emma1Oj:
how do ladies get erection and how do will know?

Am I a lady?

Well,the only erection many ladies have when aroused is the nipples and clitoris erection.

Whenever they are aroused, they mostly get wet down there!

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by luizpippo(m): 12:32pm On Oct 30, 2021
discusant:


Yes. See the near million followers here on NL anytime posts about sex are made.


The fact that you are on the same post about sex while castigating others makes it laughable.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by ComeToJesus: 12:34pm On Oct 30, 2021
ExtremeDot:
The answer you seek, how e wan take help you?

My bro, most conversations here are banal, tasteless and storms in teacups.

Man has the inherent nature of controlling nature. This is how Apostle Paul controlled his 'erection'

Learn from Paul.

1 Corinthians 9:27, NLT: "I discipline my body like an athlete, training it to do what it should. Otherwise, I fear that after preaching to others I myself might be disqualified."

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Smartb0y: 12:40pm On Oct 30, 2021
Jobia:
just out of curiosity, why particularly men with tiny dicks? Lol
are you trying to size him up
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by RockhouseCafe: 12:42pm On Oct 30, 2021
Fedrick100:


I don’t understand,Explain please
Because I don’t wear those loose boxers

Briefs suffocate your man, and the heat can render them less fertile. Lose boxers allow your man to breath. Passage of air to essential for your man's fertility.

My lay man's opinion
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by sharpwriter(m): 12:43pm On Oct 30, 2021
ProphetJeroboam:
Mine was during church service, an all night to be specific. It was 2am and we were all seated. Guest preacher was preaching and I was enjoying his preaching but the devil didn’t like that. I was 19 and I had just recently gotten into pornography. All of a sudden my mind became filled with images of the last porn video I watched, an Asian girl with big t*ts getting rammed by an Asian man with a small p*nis, this is one of my go to section when I surf on Xvideos. I tried to fight but a voice told me, this man is probably going to preach for longer than this so why not enjoy this and take it a step further by imagining these young teenage choir girls naked ,that was when I knew I was finished. My d*ck became hard as rock! Then a familiar voice jolted me back to reality, it was the preacher. He pointed at me and said “you come” . Like how on God’s Earth!!! I froze! My d*ck was still hard as rock! He said to me again “Rise up” , at this point the whole congregation turned heads to my direction. I knew there was little I could do to salvage the situation but I had to think fast. I could feel my parents glance dancing all over me like “Stand up now” , All of this was happening in 1-2 minutes but my brain was processing the event at 5000 nanoseconds. If I acted like I was possessed, I risked ruining my reputation especially amongst the young choir girls I was trying to catch them young. Then all of a sudden a thought came “stomach ache” , I stood up slowly and bent down, everyone was looking at me, Preacher asked “Usher help me find out what’s wrong with my boy” , when the usher came , I whispered that I was having stomach pains and I couldn’t stand erect. Usher gave the message to preacher and preacher left the pulpit to where I was, laid his hands on my abdomen and prayed for me while trying to use his hand to straighten my posture but for where! I no gree! It was like I was on viagra that night. After praying, he anointed my head and asked me to sit and service continued. Mehn I was so relieved! I can still remember the scowl of disgust on my parents face but I no send oh. When we got home in the morning, my dad woke us up for morning devotion and I was the whole topic of morning devotion preachings. I was the disobedient child who embarrassed his parents! My mom didn’t spare me either. They both attacked me and scolded me so much I felt like I was going to give up on Asian girls with big t*ts porn getting rammed by men with tiny dicks. Your guess is as good as mine, this is 2021 and I still watch it.
Hahahahahaha... Who did you think decided to disgrace you? God or the devil? cheesy
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by B11la2b: 12:43pm On Oct 30, 2021
Imustnottalk:
do people just rape like that without thoughts in their minds

Modified:read that part where i said "no wonder" meaning the thought will surely come but the power to control it is what really matters

Rest
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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by buyfollowers12: 12:50pm On Oct 30, 2021
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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:51pm On Oct 30, 2021
sharpwriter:

Where you wan disappear go? When you dey smooch, you no sabi the time abi? cheesy

Bros, no be my fault. Na that devilish girl wan cast my life. Lol.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Eminimore: 12:52pm On Oct 30, 2021
Nairaland thanks for making me smile this afternoon

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:52pm On Oct 30, 2021
MisterKennedy:

Lol. I feel you bro

I was also battling with this same issue. And it's very embarrassing when I'm in public and it suddenly gets hard. But I've now discovered a hack. No matter how hard it gets now no one will ever notice.

Please, bro, what's the hack. Give me orijo. That thing can be very embarrassing. I swear.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Jazzman01: 12:55pm On Oct 30, 2021
It still baffles me how people claim to get erections in public. It has never happened to me. No matter how sexy the girl is, my dîck will never respond in public.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:56pm On Oct 30, 2021
litaninja:
You sexually molested a stranger on a bus? What an interesting product of Obafemi Awolowo University.


Why not view it from the perspective that a stranger sexually molested me knowing well enough that the flesh is weak. I'm still a proud product that would consider my every step before making a move. But at 18, with hormone running riot and still learning to be a man, you'll excuse me.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:57pm On Oct 30, 2021
[quote author=Babastrong post=107185995][/quote]

Greatest Ife....I sight you.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 1:00pm On Oct 30, 2021
Chibudollar:
this is sexuall harassment nau, are you not ashamed

No. Go watch or read 'Disclosure' written by Michael Crichton. The female is never wrong but the male is always the culprit irrespective of who initiated the thing and how consesual it is. Sorry, I wasn't Joseph, even if I have grown into a better man now.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 1:03pm On Oct 30, 2021
gentleguy1975:
if I were you, I would put my hand into my pocket and hold it

Maybe it's bigger and the pant was too tight for the holding operation to be easy. It was really an awkward situation. If I was sensible enough then, i would avoid the situation like leprosy. Thank goodness for life and maturity.
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 1:04pm On Oct 30, 2021
BlackPantherxXx:


You are proud to say you sexually harassed a girl.

I pray you get to a developed country so that you would get appropriate hometraining.

Nobody holy pass at 17/18. Mr I better-pass-my-neighbour.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by God1000(m): 1:07pm On Oct 30, 2021
Drella:


Am I a lady?

Well,the only erection many ladies have when aroused is the nipples and clitoris erection.

Whenever they are aroused, they mostly get wet down there!
But the difference is that no one will ever notice female erection in the public, male reproductive organ is outside and more noticeable

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Pacyrus(m): 1:11pm On Oct 30, 2021
realestate99:
yes!!!
Enugu
State ( Awgu Camp)
During our 3 weeks orientation camp in Enugu State, the unthinkable happened, maybe because of my girlfriend's absence, maybe the devil wanted to use me temporarily or my (koboko) was just reacting to stimuli. My koboko was erect like a concrete statue.

one of these early morning nysc session around 4am, the officials were addressing us, it was all these long boring speeches that has become a ritual every morning, most corp members were already tired, some girls were tired standing, so they were leaning on some guys back.

Unfortunately, one evil girl was at my back, before I could say jack , she has already booked her space on my back, I was not really comfortable with her action but I did not want to cause unnecessary rancour.

This girl has a very big breast, the sensation of those melons coupled with the cold weather was too much of a temptation for my "koboko" , I tried all my best to resist the urge but my koboko took another route, it was rising on per second billing, unfortunately for me, I was wearing one of those big shorts Nysc gave us, it was like all forces combined together to disgrace me that day.

it was still dark, so people have not really noticed what was going on, this evil girl did not even bulge, she has turned my back to a place of resting and relaxation, then I went into prayer mood, lord!! please release this girl from my back, this is pure disgarce starring at your son.

I have already lost hope around past 5am , the weather was getting clearer, I had to use my two hands to cover it, but my God works in a miraculous way, suddenly, the girl stretched and was about to change position on my back, just like James Bond, I quickly turned and find a seat @ a nearby tree, the girl was shocked but I do not owe her any explanation, It took almost 20 minutes for my " koboko " to return to default settings.

Ogbeni you nor just get self control at all. angry

Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by MrMacinterchi1: 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2021
Singleone461:
Erected nipple
and clitoris.

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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Pacyrus(m): 1:21pm On Oct 30, 2021
iamyemiakins:

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Meaning she for give am toto taya if to sey nor be expatriate.

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