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A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Pukkalolo: 1:54pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
One common word I often see here is ‘SIMP.’ The word is often mentioned when you're trying to describe a man who easily submit to a women's will in order to impress her. Who Is A Simp? This is a man who willingly offer to spend his cash on a woman and buy her gifts with the hope that she might allow him have access to her romantic or sexual companionship. This kind of man is often seen ass-licking women online and offline. They are the ones busy liking and throwing compliments at every girls post on Facebook but they ignore their fellow guy post. Ever wonder why a boy will post his picture and get maybe only 2 or 3 likes and no comments. But a girl will post her picture and garner over 100 likes and her comment section would be like a market place. Well, all thanks to Simps. Simps are always financially generous towards girls. They are always willing and happy to assist girls when they are in need of some help but they ignore their fellow man who needs help. A simp believes that if he can impress a girl long enough, then one day she'd be screaming "f*ck me harder" while he's banging her in the room. But sorry Simp, the only time you get to hear a girl scream "f*ck me harder" is when you carelessly forget to turn down the volume of the porn video you're watching. A Simps hardly get mind-blowing and satisfying sex from women unless he spend huge money on them. If you're a Simp and you're not rich enough, then girls will avoid you; the only thing that can help you get girls is if you use the shameless approach. The only memorable sex escapades a Simp can boast of is the one that happens with his hand, a pair soap or lotion cream and his d*ck. Stop simping and your dating life will be far more enjoyable and satisfying. If you keep simping, many girls won't want to date you or sleep with you; they will avoid you just like this lady avoided this guy in this particular post: https://www.nairaland.com/6817409/how-stole-girl-guy-birthday Guys, be wise and responsible. 9 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Transporter20: 2:01pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Hmm |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Filtermode: 2:33pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Nice write-up |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by youcanmakeit: 2:36pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Sadly, many men will forever be a Simp. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Pukkalolo:Non-simps are broke boys. FYI dangote is a Simp, davido is a SIMP, Don jazzy is a SIMP, mike Adenuga is a SIMP, Otedola is a SIMP, Ned Nwoko is a SIMP thats y he married a tear rubber wife. Buhari is a SIMP... pastor chris Oyakhilome is a SIMP. Can you argue that? No !!! 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Ayubz(m): 2:58pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Pukkalolo:which one is shameless approach again? |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by odinson1(m): 4:07pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Magnolia Futureisfemale Iyaebe Baddiefreak Cococandy Pocohantas Candidlady What do you all have to say about Simps? Are they the "Real men" you want Every man to be? 2 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Magnoliaa(f): 4:22pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
odinson1: You should tag me properly if you want a response or engagement from me. Is that not what you want? Don't I quote you properly? Yes, to your question. Simps are the kind of men I like. Yes, they are the real men I want every man to be. They are the kind befitting for a hoe like me. I have no single criticism for them. Have a nice day. 4 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Pukkalolo: 5:21pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
BadRadio: And your point is? 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by odinson1(m): 6:19pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: At least you are Honest about what you do for a living. Magnoliaa: It's funny how you think I'm trying to "impress" you or trying to be interesting to you. Bitch I'm trolling you,it doesn't have to be interesting to you. And since you already admitted to being a Community borehole,I guess it isn't trolling anymore,rather the truth 5 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by SILENTandSMART2: 6:27pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Pukkalolo: Nah sapa make you toxic Though I don't support simping but nah sapa dey worry most of nairaland guys...... You never see anything yet.... hahahaha 7 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Magnoliaa(f): 7:44pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
odinson1: This is getting boring and predictable, tbh. You aren't fun, you aren't catchy, you ain't fascinating or anything. I would think if you wanted to troll-shame, you'd be more creative? Eish. Look at me here thinking you're worth my time and attention. I'm being generous here, responding to you, yet you ain't riling me up or making the most of it. Okay. 4 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Nobody: 7:50pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
This comes as some thread I read sometimes ago. Originally created by Ubunja .... What happened? Pills don finish? Una don dey regurgitate ba? |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Magnoliaa(f): 8:00pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Palema007: Where have you beeen? |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Cerebellum: 8:13pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
BadRadio: Dull simp like you quotes the whole post 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Oglock(m): 8:16pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Irredeemable Simps Are Useless...All Of Them 2 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Nobody: 8:25pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:Lol.... I found a better place... Less toxic and more fun. |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Nobody: 9:17pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Cerebellum:asslicker |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Cerebellum: 9:22pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
BadRadio: Cry me a river |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Pukkalolo: 9:39pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
SILENTandSMART2: Alright |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Pukkalolo: 9:43pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Ayubz: It's right here bro.. you can learn more about it from this post: https://www.nairaland.com/6817409/how-stole-girl-guy-birthday |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Likeplaylikepla: 9:50pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: You like simp because you can easily play them around and manipulate them to your own advantage |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Fmlao: 9:56pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
One of my girlfriends visited me just this night, as I saw her off, i logged in to nairaland and behold this wonderful thread What transpired Babe came unannounced, fine... No problem The next thing she said was, FM, give me 200 naira to pay the bike, i said ah, ok then, I gave her the 200 naira As she was going back this night, i asked for my 200 naira, she said, hahaha, u are a big man na, I said I didn't invited you here in the first place. I made i know she came unannounced so that she could caught me cheating... I collected 500 naira from her, buy buns worth 200 give am to my guys at junction, gave her the remaining 300 Na so, babe dey vex dey go SIMPS AND THEIR MONEY ARE EASILY PARTED Do i do anything wrong? 7 Likes |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Magnoliaa(f): 2:57am On Oct 31, 2021 |
Likeplaylikepla: Yes. Okay? And? Is this the twentieth wonder of the world? You clearly saw my response, so why did you have to quote me to repeat what I just said or give me a reason for my decision? 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by odinson1(m): 2:20pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: Women like you are fascinating to Look at. I mean, sometimes I even get envious of you people. You have Simps/foolish men/Slaves at your beck and call who would do almost anything you ask of them. And even more surprising is the fact that it almost seems "Normal" to most of you 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Pukkalolo: 2:38pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Fmlao: You did nothing wrong bro... Infact if every guy behaved like you, there wouldn't be any simp on Earth. Every lady would be submissive and respectful. 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Pukkalolo: 2:44pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
odinson1: The worse is that, it's feels normal to most guys (simps). This simps beliefs it's normal to carter of girls needs. This is why many ladies have an entitlement mentality. May God our men. 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by B11la2b: 2:57pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: B!tch please. |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by luvmijeje(f): 3:05pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Stop being jealous of women. I don't understand why a man will be jealous of the attention a woman attracts due to her natural physique. Are you gay? Someone mentioned it and I have started seeing where the bitterness against women is emanating from. 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Polynek(m): 3:24pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Pukkalolo:I love ur comment bro. But some people will misunderstood it as being stingy, 4 me I always tell my few friends to always give ur girl or any of ur female friends something dat u can afford to loose 10× never please a woman and displease yourself. One of my female friends told me She wanted to spend Dix weekend at my shores but I declined, she asked why? I told her I know my reasons. She was angry. I told her to relax, I ll explain Leta. Putting yourself first in everything is not selfishness is very necessary. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Fmlao: 3:45pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Pukkalolo: Yes Boss 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read: A Simp And His Money Are Easily Parted by Magnoliaa(f): 3:45pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
B11la2b: Keep alternating between monikers. ''The wicked flee when no one pursues...'' odinson1: Oh? We're done with the shaming? LMAO. You want an interaction now? Yeah, yeah. Why are you pained by what women like us get from simps? You're an alpha and you have a foolproof against such manipulation. In fact, as an alpha, do you not have women who do the same things for you and are submissive to you? So why should you be envious? Yes. It is as normal to us as the sun shining, so what? 2 Likes |
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