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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Harry00(m): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2022
Maxfrancis:
If yes share your experience..

Yesterday I caught a young of of around 16 or 18 being bleeped by a man... Guess what This guy happens to be a neighbor and he's probably in his late 40s and aslo a married Man...
. Share your experience if uve caught anyone
he was changing blood
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Felabrity: 2:08pm On Jan 12, 2022
Nicepoker:
I went to visit a friend that was far back 2010.on getting to their house, I heard some noise inside his uncle's bedroom.


Initially I thought it wasn't something important, but I was a bit curious to find out what was going on exactly. I went to the back peeped through the window.


These two rascals were jumping, racing around the room in an unparallel confusion. I adjusted my position like an experienced explorer who has been working all day on his navigational coordinates.


In matter of seconds they were on bed romancing themselves like expert from the porn industry. The guy took off his shorts behold his dick was so smooth and long, as a matter of fact it was as if his drilling tool was carved by a world's renowned artist.It was a masterpiece.

He wasted no time at all, before I could say jack he had sunk his smooth rod inside the valley of no return. I was just wondering like a pelican in the wilderness left alone like a preliminary candidate of failure because I knew I will never participate in such an occasion.


As someone who has the ability to control the dangerous urge I configured myself immediately and express the amazement on a small scale.

The dude was thrusting like an old model tractor trying to navigate its way on a muddy terrain, I experienced clashes of feelings in all directions but with no motion induced at all.

The lady's face was brimming with agitated bewilderment I knew she might have approached cloud 9, Suddenly i turned around as if I was tapped by an unknown spirit.

I spot my friend in the other flank of the compound, I decided to suspend the program in front of me. I headed to his direction.


My friend have been having some unsettled issues with his uncle, when I got to him I uploaded the whole scenario into his brain. The little scallywag just smile and told me "This is time for revenge"

He took out his phone and called the girl's elder brother who was like our acquaintance. Telling him exactly what happened.

The dude came on bike with two of his friends. My friend directed them to where the intercontinental showpiece was staged.


What happened afterwards.............. To be continued
nice writing

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Opeyemic01: 2:14pm On Jan 12, 2022
You are wicked and you know it...lol. Finish this beautiful story

Nicepoker:
I went to visit a friend that was far back 2010.on getting to their house, I heard some noise inside his uncle's bedroom.


Initially I thought it wasn't something important, but I was a bit curious to find out what was going on exactly. I went to the back peeped through the window.


These two rascals were jumping, racing around the room in an unparallel confusion. I adjusted my position like an experienced explorer who has been working all day on his navigational coordinates.


In matter of seconds they were on bed romancing themselves like expert from the porn industry. The guy took off his shorts behold his dick was so smooth and long, as a matter of fact it was as if his drilling tool was carved by a world's renowned artist.It was a masterpiece.

He wasted no time at all, before I could say jack he had sunk his smooth rod inside the valley of no return. I was just wondering like a pelican in the wilderness left alone like a preliminary candidate of failure because I knew I will never participate in such an occasion.


As someone who has the ability to control the dangerous urge I configured myself immediately and express the amazement on a small scale.

The dude was thrusting like an old model tractor trying to navigate its way on a muddy terrain, I experienced clashes of feelings in all directions but with no motion induced at all.

The lady's face was brimming with agitated bewilderment I knew she might have approached cloud 9, Suddenly i turned around as if I was tapped by an unknown spirit.

I spot my friend in the other flank of the compound, I decided to suspend the program in front of me. I headed to his direction.


My friend have been having some unsettled issues with his uncle, when I got to him I uploaded the whole scenario into his brain. The little scallywag just smile and told me "This is time for revenge"

He took out his phone and called the girl's elder brother who was like our acquaintance. Telling him exactly what happened.

The dude came on bike with two of his friends. My friend directed them to where the intercontinental showpiece was staged.


What happened afterwards.............. To be continued
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by virginchaser(m): 2:57pm On Jan 12, 2022
It happened during Covid19 locked down within my area. As usual, taking my evening stroll. I saw a packed Rav4 steaming with AC on, driver's sit reclined backward. I saw a female participant sitting on passenger side bent her head beside steering wheel doing what she knew best. Surely the man was in outer space with eyes closed, mouth opened and murmuring to himself disregarded any other fellows that strayed within.

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by amrichy(m): 3:43pm On Jan 12, 2022
illicit:
Where did u caught catch them ?

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Wonderboy01(m): 4:40pm On Jan 12, 2022
I caught Buhari f**king Nigeria recklessly angry

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by freshkpomo(m): 5:21pm On Jan 12, 2022
Wonderboy01:
I caught Buhari f**king Nigeria recklessly angry

Nigeria Don get STD o because the guy nor use CD....

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by ElijahIme1992(m): 5:22pm On Jan 12, 2022
tydi:
I have utterly caught all the hens in our neighbourhood ducking each other..
looooooooooool Oga ur hens na lesbians them bi?

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by ElijahIme1992(m): 5:23pm On Jan 12, 2022
Looooooooooool I have not but since u have asked I will keep an open eye shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by jericco1(m): 5:47pm On Jan 12, 2022
Yeah I have though, though I was young at the time, but I knew what was going on
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by gosmoney(m): 6:41pm On Jan 12, 2022
Shedrack777:
i've caught people fuckin about 4 times
has u no get work na cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by gosmoney(m): 6:47pm On Jan 12, 2022
tydi:
I have utterly caught all the hens in our neighbourhood ducking each other..
u no dey sleep ni undecided
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by vikgreen01(m): 7:13pm On Jan 12, 2022
dopedan:
I forcefully opened my window when my roommate was locked inside, i was knocking he said I should come back i was so tired and couldn’t wait so i open am to see wat he was doing lo n behold he was on a girl having sexx i just say sorry n closed it back d girl just cover her face, funny enough I know the girl

Na this make one of my friend and his rummie fight seriously. Sometimes my guy will b inside with a girl nd his rummie will return from sch tired nd won’t still b able to go in and relax. They later fought nd my friend rummie ejected him from the house. Initially the guy was the original occupant who take in my friend when he had accommodation problem of which they ended up sharing the house payment. The guy vex gave my friend his money nd pursue him out. I was the one who later came to his rescue.

Hope did u cope with a rummie of such bro?.

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by aimmoney9: 8:12pm On Jan 12, 2022
Shedrack777:
i've caught people fuckin about 4 times
Legend of the catcher..... grin

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by aminusodiq(m): 8:14pm On Jan 12, 2022
Reggaemich:
Back in the days

It was a lady that caught me and a lady in a bathroom(public yard) having sex in the midnight.

The lady in question wanted to bath due to heat and everybody in the compound was asleep.

How I knew

She told another tenant who later told my mum.

and your moniker says you are female

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by doctore212(m): 8:30pm On Jan 12, 2022
I go one olosho house . I price the girl and when I don already start work . Na so my girlfriend come open the room.


I was confused. And up till now there is no answer to what she came there to do

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Onyexx3(m): 8:43pm On Jan 12, 2022
Maxfrancis:
If yes share your experience..

Yesterday I caught a young of of around 16 or 18 being bleeped by a man... Guess what This guy happens to be a neighbor and he's probably in his late 40s and aslo a married Man...
. Share your experience if uve caught anyone
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by franklingud(m): 9:06pm On Jan 12, 2022
Guy you deserve head butt on your nose.
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by arthurwillia(m): 12:15am On Jan 13, 2022
Aaron12:
I caught two people ducking themselves in the same room with me, i just watch live porn that day, funnily enough i was listening to tekno's music.


How? Didn’t they see you?
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Aaron12(m): 1:31am On Jan 13, 2022
arthurwillia:



How? Didn’t they see you?
They saw me but decided to duck themselves in my face.
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by arthurwillia(m): 2:10am On Jan 13, 2022
Aaron12:
They saw me but decided to duck themselves in my face.

Omo you for record them
No respect for you
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Aaron12(m): 3:52am On Jan 13, 2022
arthurwillia:

Omo you for record them No respect for you
Record ke, i couldn't do that.
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by arthurwillia(m): 4:16am On Jan 13, 2022
Aaron12:
Record ke, i couldn't do that.

Lol na night bAa
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by placeofallure(f): 5:14am On Jan 13, 2022
I've caught people making out about twice now.

One was our neighbor back in my university days. The guy is a neighbor and friend. We (my friends and I) live upstairs while he stays downstairs and his window opened to the outside of the compound. I was coming back from somewhere (can't remember) that afternoon, being that he's our friend na, it's a normal thing for any of us to stop by his window or even enter his room to say Hi! before going upstairs. This was my intention that afternoon but as I got to the window, I froze. There were days I'd be calling out even before I get to his window, but not that day. I stood transfixed for minutes. They didn't even notice I was there. When I was out of the trance, I just dragged my feet upstairs. Of course I told my roomies and we all teased him about it. The lady was his school girlfriend but she was married. She resumed next semester with a heavy tummy and that was the end of the relationship.

The other unsightly sight was in my own bf's house. He worked in a bank, CBN, at the time. He was comfortable. He lived in a 3-bedroom apartment and owned a restaurant in town. He lived in one of the rooms, the other room for his boys (workers) from the restaurant and one room was empty. I do go there anytime I wanted cos I have my own keys. He told me around the time that his uncle (also works with CBN) just came to town (on transfer) and will be with him pending. Ordinarily, one would think he'd stay in the empty room. On this Saturday afternoon, I just decided to go chill a bit in his place. I got there, the door was locked, I used my keys. I got to the sitting room everywhere was empty. He'd be at his restaurant. I first sat down a bit, contemplating whether to go join him or wait for him, then I started hearing some faint sounds, I decided to probe. I went straight to my bf's room where the noise was coming from. The door, it wasn't locked this time then I saw two bodies on the bed!! They were like two elephants in a combat. They were so engrossed they didn't notice they had company. I stood hiding in the heavy curtains. I watched everything, the turning and tossing. All of a sudden, the lady's body was shaking like she was in a fit and the man too grunting like an animal. I knew it was time to go. I left where I was, took my bag from the sitting room and I went home.

The next day, my bf came to my place and confirmed that was the uncle he told me about. I just wondered, how can someone be new in a place (he'd been there only 2/3 days) and was already sleeping around. Men!!!

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Benki003(m): 6:40am On Jan 13, 2022
Following smiley wink this thread go sweet die grin grin

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Truvelisback(m): 7:29am On Jan 13, 2022
Jeon:


because I love the man in the meme.
U can use any of Fati2001's other memes but that particular meme, don't use it. That's the meme is used to recognise her presence.

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Jeon(f): 7:34am On Jan 13, 2022
Truvelisback:
U can use any of Fati2001's other memes but that particular meme, don't use it. That's the meme is used to recognise her presence.


okay
I don't know that the meme is her signature.

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Fedrick100: 8:02am On Jan 13, 2022
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Aaron12(m): 9:53am On Jan 13, 2022
arthurwillia:


Lol na night bAa
it was in the afternoon, i couldn't eat well for a week, that is like a self-torture procedure.

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by arthurwillia(m): 9:54am On Jan 13, 2022
placeofallure:
I've caught people making out about twice now.

One was our neighbor back in my university days. The guy is a neighbor and friend. We (my friends and I) live upstairs while he stays downstairs and his window opened to the outside of the compound. I was coming back from somewhere (can't remember) that afternoon, being that he's our friend na, it's a normal thing for any of us to stop by his window or even enter his room to say Hi! before going upstairs. This was my intention that afternoon but as I got to the window, I froze. There were days I'd be calling out even before I get to his window, but not that day. I stood transfixed for minutes. They didn't even notice I was there. When I was out of the trance, I just dragged my feet upstairs. Of course I told my roomies and we all teased him about it. The lady was his school girlfriend but she was married. She resumed next semester with a heavy tummy and that was the end of the relationship.

The other unsightly sight was in my own bf's house. He worked in a bank, CBN, at the time. He was comfortable. He lived in a 3-bedroom apartment and owned a restaurant in town. He lived in one of the rooms, the other room for his boys (workers) from the restaurant and one room was empty. I do go there anytime I wanted cos I have my own keys. He told me around the time that his uncle (also works with CBN) just came to town (on transfer) and will be with him pending. Ordinarily, one would think he'd stay in the empty room. On this Saturday afternoon, I just decided to go chill a bit in his place. I got there, the door was locked, I used my keys. I got to the sitting room everywhere was empty. He'd be at his restaurant. I first sat down a bit, contemplating whether to go join him or wait for him, then I started hearing some faint sounds, I decided to probe. I went straight to my bf's room where the noise was coming from. The door, it wasn't locked this time then I saw two bodies on the bed!! They were like two elephants in a combat. They were so engrossed they didn't notice they had company. I stood hiding in the heavy curtains. I watched everything, the turning and tossing. All of a sudden, the lady's body was shaking like she was in a fit and the man too grunting like an animal. I knew it was time to go. I left where I was, took my bag from the sitting room and I went home.

The next day, my bf came to my place and confirmed that was the uncle he told me about. I just wondered, how can someone be new in a place (he'd been there only 2/3 days) and was already sleeping around. Men!!!


This one choke oo
1) didn’t he know the lady was pregnant ni
2) the thing no hard, I can go to a new place because I have a banny around there to lash, no time.
Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by emmyluizzz: 10:08am On Jan 13, 2022
placeofallure:
I've caught people making out about twice now.

One was our neighbor back in my university days. The guy is a neighbor and friend. We (my friends and I) live upstairs while he stays downstairs and his window opened to the outside of the compound. I was coming back from somewhere (can't remember) that afternoon, being that he's our friend na, it's a normal thing for any of us to stop by his window or even enter his room to say Hi! before going upstairs. This was my intention that afternoon but as I got to the window, I froze. There were days I'd be calling out even before I get to his window, but not that day. I stood transfixed for minutes. They didn't even notice I was there. When I was out of the trance, I just dragged my feet upstairs. Of course I told my roomies and we all teased him about it. The lady was his school girlfriend but she was married. She resumed next semester with a heavy tummy and that was the end of the relationship.

The other unsightly sight was in my own bf's house. He worked in a bank, CBN, at the time. He was comfortable. He lived in a 3-bedroom apartment and owned a restaurant in town. He lived in one of the rooms, the other room for his boys (workers) from the restaurant and one room was empty. I do go there anytime I wanted cos I have my own keys. He told me around the time that his uncle (also works with CBN) just came to town (on transfer) and will be with him pending. Ordinarily, one would think he'd stay in the empty room. On this Saturday afternoon, I just decided to go chill a bit in his place. I got there, the door was locked, I used my keys. I got to the sitting room everywhere was empty. He'd be at his restaurant. I first sat down a bit, contemplating whether to go join him or wait for him, then I started hearing some faint sounds, I decided to probe. I went straight to my bf's room where the noise was coming from. The door, it wasn't locked this time then I saw two bodies on the bed!! They were like two elephants in a combat. They were so engrossed they didn't notice they had company. I stood hiding in the heavy curtains. I watched everything, the turning and tossing. All of a sudden, the lady's body was shaking like she was in a fit and the man too grunting like an animal. I knew it was time to go. I left where I was, took my bag from the sitting room and I went home.

The next day, my bf came to my place and confirmed that was the uncle he told me about. I just wondered, how can someone be new in a place (he'd been there only 2/3 days) and was already sleeping around. Men!!!



madam that your boyfriend later marry you??

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Re: Have You Ever Caught Anyone F##king Before by Danjikanbauchi: 10:16am On Jan 13, 2022
Maxfrancis:


Na ur type dey do the unimaginable..spit on you

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