Candidlady:



the optician

EYElegend


Just break her waist too...

EmptyGarden:
10k no fit carry a pot of soup these days, she'd be a genius to roll out two pots with 10k. As for the plates, she's probably used to dishwasher

Candidlady:


the optician
EYElegend

Just break her waist too...

iLegendd:
Small soup, not burial quantity.

iLegendd:
With what?

Candidlady:



a Pen Is for what?

iLegendd:
She said she wants to come and you said, "Okay, come over."

She came and you gave her one of your ATMs to go to the market to buy things to cook two pots of soup. She withdrew 11k and bought what she needed — including a crate of egg and catfish.

She came back and gave you the 500 Naira change left. (Things are freaking expensive here. This place and a certain place in Bayelsa are the two most expensive places to buy foodstuff in Nigeria).

She did all the cooking and you guys ate together, watched BBC to see what's happening in Ukraine, etc.

The next day, in the evening, she dressed and and said she wants to go, then remembered she hadn't washed the plate she used in the afternoon.

She entered the kitchen and immediately, you heard a loud noise from the kitchen.

See the outcome below. Four plates gone in four seconds. This is not the first, second, or third time. What will you do? After you've answered, I will tell you what I did.

9182736455O1999:

what places are these

rickpat:
maybe she loses concentration while doing dishes...* I don't know mehn*..Just ask her why she ain't careful with dishes

angelfallz:
She is too careless. She should stop coming to your house.

illicit:
Kill her

iLegendd:
She said she wants to come and you said, "Okay, come over."

She came and you gave her one of your ATMs to go to the market to buy things to cook two pots of soup. She withdrew 11k and bought what she needed — including a crate of egg and catfish.

She came back and gave you the 500 Naira change left. (Things are freaking expensive here. This place and a certain place in Bayelsa are the two most expensive places to buy foodstuff in Nigeria).

She did all the cooking and you guys ate together, watched BBC to see what's happening in Ukraine, etc.

The next day, in the evening, she dressed and and said she wants to go, then remembered she hadn't washed the plate she used in the afternoon.

She entered the kitchen and immediately, you heard a loud noise from the kitchen.

See the outcome below. Four plates gone in four seconds. This is not the first, second, or third time. What will you do? After you've answered, I will tell you what I did.

Tony142:



It will be hard to tell her bluntly that she will pay, except u said it with humor and she knows u are joking, It seems she didn't have broken plate at home, she is used to washing her rubber plates at home so when she was washing your plate she unconsciously thought it was her rubber plate she usually wash at home so she was not be careful, why?...because she is used to washing rubber plate at home, also 4 plate at once? She is not a wife material, I will not give her transport fair when she is going home that will be her punishment

iLegendd:
Writing and signing endorsement deal.

So, explain in a layman's language what you mean. I'm too native to decipher.

iLegendd:
I'm not a Funeral man.

gozzlin:
You live in Bonny too? Gimme your house address. I want to check somefing.

BTW, ain't no big deal about breaking plates. Just replace the gaddem cheap plates.

iLegendd:
Small soup, not burial quantity.

podium:
Nawaoooooo, 10k for two pot of soup... This life no balance... Where I dey even managed 2k for a pot of soup, like dat of birthday celebration.. somebody is using 10k for 2 pot of soup not even for naming ceremony.... Oluwa pick my calls