My near death experience when I tried to sleep with a lady - true life confession story
Okonkwo and I planned having sex with the same lady in the same bedroom.

This is what happened.

That night, we had gone to the club to celebrate my birthday and had returned home with just one girl.

Okonkwo and I both agreed to contribute equally to pay her, so she could spend the night with us.

It was the first time I was going to make such crazy decisions.

Okonkwo knew very well that I wasn't the woman type, and I had no interest in night hawkers.

But that night, after this woman had danced and rocked both Okonkwo and I at the party, I had a very hard erection.

My erected manhood started making decisions for me. That was how I agreed with Okonkwo to hire her for the night.

Girl agreed. Twenty thousand naira was what she asked for.

Truth be told, the girl was worth it. She had this massive behind and breast that looked like an over ripe water Mellon - very massive.

Her lips were thick and fleshy, they looked like an over soaked kpomo, which had swollen from being soaked in water for three days.

Okonkwo tapped me happily on my shoulders.

"Praises, you will suck the lip and I will consume the down, and when we come to the breast, you will suck left and I will fire the right."

"And how are we going to share her puna?" I asked inquisitively.

"That one is no issue. When we get to the bedroom, she will be the one to share it equally between us. That is her job my brother. Ensure you chop your 10k well well o. Because tonight, I am going to make sure I

finish every single dime. No big boy for this matter o." He grinned and clapped his hands excitedly.

I smiled.

I was very excited too.

We got home and I pulled off my shirt like a warrior. I was ready for action.

So was Okonkwo too.

Okonkwo whispered in my ears that he was going to buy two more packets of condoms and a packet of Viagra.

I only wanted just two rounds of sex, or maybe three, and I will be done. So I never bothered about ordering for viagra. But I asked Okonkwo to buy me two packet of condom, and an extra condom if change remains, just in case we happen to have another round in the morning.

Before I even finished talking, Okonkwo ran out like a bull dog to buy them"Make una no start anything until I come o.' He as he made his exit through the door.

This woman asked me to turn. She was so sweet and romantic. The way she handled me made me feel like adding an extra five thousand to her pay.

I couldn't believe that sex had not even began and I was already chopping from my 10k.

She said she wanted to suck my ears and rob my back. I didn't question her. I turned like an obedient student - a foolish obedient student.

That was when my pleasure turned to pain.

Like a stabbed goat, I felt a sharp knife pierce deep into my throat.

My world flashed a bright light before me and my eyes closed.

I found my self standing in a long queue of Nigerians. It was so long. I tried to see the end of this queue but I couldn't because of the clouds.

Everyone stood like they were waiting to cash money from the ATM.



The place was a large land, filled with different queue of different races.



Both black and whites where gathered and arranged.

Tall and short.

Dark and fair.

Everyone looked calm, but I seemed to be the only one in confusion.

I was scared.

Fear gripped me.

I tapped the man in front of me.

The man turned.

Luckily this dude was a Nigerian man.

He looked like a typical Lagos Nigerian Agbero boy.

"Hello bro. Abeg where be this place?" I asked.

"My Bloda, you just come?"

"Yes, I just arrived sir." I replied.

"Which one be say you just arrive? You don come be say you don come. Whether you come by plane or motor car, come is come. Na the same transport bring us come. Abi no be so?" He turned towards another Nigerian man seeking support.

The Nigerian man nodded his head in agreement without uttering a word.

"So where you take come from?" He asked again.

"I stay somewhere at mile 2, in Lagos state." I replied.

"How you take die?" Dude asked me.

"You say?"

"I say how you take die? Or you no remember how you take die? Did you die in your sleep, in the hands of robbers? Or did you die by suicide mission?"

I was still trying to figure out everything, when I heard the crowd say.

"Move forward oo. Person don make am for here. Move forward."

"Chai Oga we happy for you o." Shouted a woman.

"Chai God don do am for you my Oga. E no easy o." Another man shouted.

The man who was said to have had made it to heaven, was escorted by an angel clad in white. He passed us with broad shoulders, and waved us with a wide smile on his face.

"Una good luck o. We pray we meet in heaven. Non of una go go hell fire in Jesus name. God wey do am for me, go do am for una o."

All of us shouted Amen.

Even me me had to join the crowd to shout Amen.

This was judgement day. I didn't need further explanation.

We hadn't even finished celebrating the new convert, when a very angry Nigerian angel stood up with microphone in his hands and walked to the front of the queue.

"See I have told you people. If you know you died with any wrong evidence in your hands, just go to hell fire. I don't like nonsense. Don't come here and waste my time."

An Interpreter who was also an angel, came to interprete what the angel had said in pidgin.

"If you know say you hold cigar, gun, stollen items, condom, ogogoro, bear. Please just de go hell fire. We don't want wahala."

I was still standing with the Nigerians when I sighted Okonkwo running from the distance with seven condoms in his hands and two sachet of Tramadol.

"Praises, come and take your condom o. I don't want trouble."

The whole crowd turned in his direction and looked at me.

"Praises can't you hear me. Shey you are now pretending you don't know me? Come and collect your condom now o. Because of this condom trailer Jam me for express for nothing."

One of the concerned Nigerian angels walked to me.

"Is your name Praises?" .........

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Interesting read.

overdrive:
Interesting read.

Thanks

It's a glimpse of how judgement day will look you experienced.

Stop fornication and adultery

Wow

Just because the story take style sweet, I go click your link.



I just go click your link for nothing. Story don't end for here already na.

OP I'm not happy with you.

This Story is Faker than Aba made Gucci

Still reading since 2 hours ago

The story is fake but captivating.

NYC 1 Op

Isn't this a fiction? op why tagging it a true life story? are you trying to deceive your readers or what?