Na werey full Lagos

Always carry extra fuel just Incase.

If your car is prone to overheating, carry extra 50litres of water or just don't bother driving.

All very true I see reason why el Rufai say all lagosians should qualify for heaven Lagos is hell

Na for Lagos I see bus (Danfo) driver dey warn person wey dey drive G wagon make him no try scratch him Danfo, else na war.

Lagos has the most terrible and worst set of drivers you can find anywhere in the world. If you see any reckless, stupid and unreasonable accident in Abuja, go check it, one or both drivers involved must have come from Lagos.

Do LASTMA really ask for papers? In my years of driving in Lagos, this is the only one I have not come across

Above all.... Be a defensive driver.... driving to save life and property... hope you get the point now

Shit Lagos

RUBBISH

Unfortunately it's the truth. Danfo drivers telling private cars owners.. My car Kurolona (Leave the road) insane set of people.

Zzyco:
Lagos, drivers drop your craziness before you reach river Niger bridge, no carry that attitude to Abuja. People here live life with caution.

Hahaha....Dem no send abuja. Eko ni ile slang in dat Kizz Daniel Song is real o. It means Lagos na d real deal,any oda place na inferior.

If u want dem to even come dat side, chai! u go pay wella because dem no send u at all. dem fit still change dem mind sef because woteva u pay dem, dem fit get am for lasgidi, na d adventure and ur relationship go make dem consider u sef

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Chijeep:

Chronically surprised


The only and surest way to drive safely in lagos is to avoid this man(Mc Oluomo) and his agbero gangs else your pux and your health is in flight mode

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lloydtruth:


Very soon the Okoros will deport you back to your ogbomosho.

Lmao. You wish. Y’all going back to Biafra

All states says... "Welcome"

Lagos state says... "This Is Lagos"

Lagos is nonsense.

Lagos is only fit for mad people.

Zzyco:
Lagos, drivers drop your craziness before you reach river Niger bridge, no carry that attitude to Abuja. People here live life with caution.

Abuja na fairly-used Lagos; with fake, Stupid & arrogant mentality

Lol.

9) Danfo guys will always try to bully you so no dey drag too much with them, car body is probably more important to you than them.

If you sha get money for constant repairs then have a blast.

So u are telling me that i, as a pedestrian cannot use any zebra crossing in Lagos, where by all the cars have to halt for me till I pass the stripped white lines

I just finished using my neighbour gas to do eba before he come back from work, Lagos life.

Are you a zebra?

shantti:
So u are telling me that i, as a pedestrian cannot use any zebra crossing in Lagos, where by all the cars have to halt for me till I pass the stripped white lines

My brother driving in Ibadan is worst Lagos motorist are more decent I swear,cars dont have pointers they trafficate by hands and most commercial operators and bikes are always on a suicide mission to bash your car still blame you and if possible set your car ablaze Ibadan has the craziest road motorist I know this people here are just so crude,savage and insultive beyond common sense

Sometimes on the street of Lagos you need to stop and ask yourself what is actually chasing me.

When I used to drive into lag from mowe a couple of years back, I only move when its still dark. Leave home 4.30am, get to the expressway about 5ish, before 7am, I'm at my destination deep in the heart of Lagos. Try this in peak hours and you will spend no less that 6hours on that same drive in Lagos state. I'm just glad I am no longer plying that route.

Pharaoh4rin:


Abuja na fairly-used Lagos; with fake, Stupid & arrogant mentality

All you just said are the basic characteristics of Lagosians. A city full of depressed people, calm down, we have are everywhere.

BigDawsNet:


I remember while traveling all the way from SW to Lagos... The driver was honking the horn at the appropriate time ....

As we enter Lagos... The guy stop honking and was almost knocking people down with his bus... Passengers were like ... Oga driver... Wetin do ur horn...you warn injure dis people nii

He said " Welcome to Lagos!! Here we don't horn....if you like sleep for car front... I go run you over...

Den I knew... people wey normal no plenty for lagos

Liar! There's no where like SW to Lagos.
If this was true, you would mention the SW Town you were coming from not just say SW.

But, the truth is...you are one of the developers who is scared of bashing

YeyeGbami:
All these apply to those driving kabu kabu, if you dey drive luxury vehicle you will drive responsibly.

For inside fember to bumber traffic? Maybe for island not mainland cos na those with private cars no dey ever agree sef.

Aderewah:
Let’s deport all the Okoro back to their enclaves so we can enjoy our lagos without stress

this one no get job. Na their vibe be this