Hah ah ahahaha

I almost fainted laughing

This is one hell of a story.

kikiki

African illiterate's who still think seeing a snake in your house is a spiritual attack or bad omen..mumu ppl when you see a snake treat it like when you see a rat kill it or chase it out and go about your business

MotivationKG:
Enjoy your evening...

"Everybody left the room with broken body parts."

In other words, somebody was killed during the stampede, that's how everybody left the house with broken body parts.
Or you wanted to say that everybody left the house with part of his/her body broken?
Poor use of English language to end the story.

Great

Lwkmd

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"Everybody left the room with broken body parts."

In other words, somebody was killed during the stampede, that's how everybody left the house with broken body parts.
Or you wanted to say that everybody left the house with part of his/her body broken?
Poor use of English language to end the story. [/quote]

This one strong o! Which kind wahala be this?

This shit is damn funny

Emeka my sug Presido that year.

Lala food don set

so let me get this straight, several men went after a one eyed snake while waving their morning wood.
in the heat of the moment they ended up flailing each other
ok oooo
y'all can go back into the closet now

MotivationKG:
Good Evening guys,

I saw this somewhere so I just decided to drop this here.




https://mobile.twitter.com/EmekaAmakeze/status/1500227338096807937

pathetic , lame joke

It shall never be well with the jobless OP and juvenile-minded moderator who brought this weak , mirthless uninspiring useless joke to front page.

What a waste of finger effort clicking this nonsense!

Old and Stale joke

Almost got my ribs cracked.

Good story to release stress

onuman:


"Everybody left the room with broken body parts."

In other words, somebody was killed during the stampede, that's how everybody left the house with broken body parts.
Or you wanted to say that everybody left the house with part of his/her body broken?
Poor use of English language to end the story.

You know there are better ways to correct people without disparaging them, right?

No, the sentence ain't wrong. It's only ambiguous. That means it could be interpreted in more than one way. It's called syntactic ambiguity. It's just like saying "he left with a broken nose." That wouldn't necessarily mean he had someone else's nose with him. Again, syntactic ambiguity does not imply the sentence or expression is ungrammatical, it only means it could be misunderstood if the context is not clear. In this case, the context is very clear.

In the correction you supplied, you used the singular word "part" without an article, and the rule says the word goes with an article when it refers to an individual unit and without any when it refers to a portion.

It been long I laughed like this. Thanks u really made I my day. Very funny

Hilarious

I was having some kind of pain for the past an hour, but reading this really help relief the to some extent...

Thanks for posting

Giffted:
I smell lies.. this is all fabricated and old

At least everybody laugh… we need this once in a while, meanwhile I don laugh scatter for the bar wey I Dey

[color=#770077][/color]wow

Don't know why I don't find this funny

Beast of no nation..

Be like say the Twitter user just watched akpan and Oduma skit titled SNAKE KILLER..

DEM TOO DEY LIE FOR TWITTER EHN

very long I laughed this hard...my stomach