okoroemeka:
something very similar happened to me and to tell the truth it was not funny,a Catholic priest friend of mine that manages many earthen fish ponds along the omgho river in anambra state called me that a crocodile is trapped in one of the nets in the ponds,that I should mobilize hunters so we can drag it out and butcher,so I did as he said and brought few brave hunters armed with guns and Cutlass,we tied a rope to the net and tied it to a Toyota Tacoma pickup and dragged the reptile out,I have watched countless animal documentries on DStv about crocodiles but I am not prepared for the reality of what happened next,the size of the animal was later measured at 18 ft and the truck dragged out an angry reptile that rushed us,the saving Grace was the entangled net,both priest,me and hunters everybody dropped their guns and ran away,the size of the creature itself is a shock to everybody that we didn't stop running till we are half kilometer away,I now doubt what I see these days on television,that croc was the length of 3 very tall adult human beings lying on a straight line

Wahala.. Una for wait o.. Na be meat una wan chop.. Ahahahaha. una wan use laugh injure person this night o..

gaby:
Dry

He is not the reason for your worries. Chill man and cheer up

Hahahaha! This cracked my ribs!

Mickykarim:
How did the matter end, what happened to the snake?

kindly go back and read the story to the end. Reading will not kee you sir

“ My neighbors and I were just jumping haphazardly like reggae dancers on stage” that one got me . They call the dance step, scankin’ , I guess . lol!

This is funny lol

okoroemeka:
something very similar happened to me and to tell the truth it was not funny,a Catholic priest friend of mine that manages many earthen fish ponds along the omgho river in anambra state called me that a crocodile is trapped in one of the nets in the ponds,that I should mobilize hunters so we can drag it out and butcher,so I did as he said and brought few brave hunters armed with guns and Cutlass,we tied a rope to the net and tied it to a Toyota Tacoma pickup and dragged the reptile out,I have watched countless animal documentries on DStv about crocodiles but I am not prepared for the reality of what happened next,the size of the animal was later measured at 18 ft and the truck dragged out an angry reptile that rushed us,the saving Grace was the entangled net,both priest,me and hunters everybody dropped their guns and ran away,the size of the creature itself is a shock to everybody that we didn't stop running till we are half kilometer away,I now doubt what I see these days on television,that croc was the length of 3 very tall adult human beings lying on a straight line

OMG!
This happened in Nigeria?
If yes, what state?

Can't stop laughing � � � �����

Candidlady:
Wtf

Laugh wants to finish me!! Lmao . see as our house keeper dey look me! Like mad person ..


Rotflmfao


°°°°wish iwas stoned reading this sh1t.. °°°° omg lwbmfh

Nairaland na cruise that's why I love to spark up my blunt before I log in make I get excess joy

MotivationKG:
Good Evening guys,

I saw this somewhere so I just decided to drop this here.




https://mobile.twitter.com/EmekaAmakeze/status/1500227338096807937

I don't really care if this is fiction or real but I laughed really REALLY hard. The other man hanging on the fan na real definition of hangover

Every body left with swollen body parts, that what he wrote.


"Everybody left the room with broken body parts."

In other words, somebody was killed during the stampede, that's how everybody left the house with broken body parts.
Or you wanted to say that everybody left the house with part of his/her body broken?
Poor use of English language to end the story. [/quote]

MotivationKG:
The end of the struggle..

I swear i wan laugh die, dis story too funny