headbasher96:
The man too try na so una go start from compliments before u know e don turn another thing thank god the man know people like u so he was guarding his territory very well.


Mind your business oga its not everybody u start a conversation with most especially a married woman wont u do what took u there and leave had it been u lost a eye it could have been for what?

Start conversation kee you there. Somebody that we've been in communication for more than a year. Y'all misunderstanding these stuffs as though I was wooing her or something. Na normal talk we de talk. And I just told her that her was beautiful which was the reality.

Ocholu:


Nawa Oh! So you don't know the meaning of compliments and you're here shouting "Africans". She's my friend. And we relate on a strict mutual level.

Compliments are harmless, unprovocative and with good intentions. The husband mistook the whole scenery.

Of cos I get your point but everyone will not, that's why I have decided to be minding my business, is not everyone that have same line of reasoning as you, knowing that harmless compliments may be seen as a different thing by others

Nonexisting:
I wish he was the one that called the soldiers for you. You are shameless and may thunder fire you if you deny that you never nursed feelings for his wife. Ordinary mind your business, you couldn't but you had the nerve to call soldiers for a man whose wife you were trying to fucck. Idiot.

Haha.. this really cracked me up . Why so pained?? You're sounding like the man honestly.

Ocholu:


Wetin ah wan do with him wife? Na just normal friends we be. I can't even get an erection for her because I don't do married women. It's a no no! for me.

Na so them dey talk

czarr:
Keep his wife's hair out your fvcking mouth!!

sollolucci77:

At least someone gets the joke.

Ocholu:
Yaass! You read the headline right. The Oga gave it to me wotowoto.

There's this supermarket close to my flat where I usually go to buy stuffs. The woman managing it is married but she's young, very pretty and still sexy. Having lived in that area for a while now, we do relate well enough.

I'll call her my friend because we do have lots of conversations anytime I go there to buy stuffs. Her husband knows me also. As he has seen me relate with his wife on several occasions on a mutual ground.

So yesterday, I went to buy sardines and eggs. When I got there, I noticed that she made her hair and she was looking all beautiful. The I decided to tease her a little. I didn't notice that her husband was around. Just behind a counter. Even if he was around, and I noticed, I'd still have complimented her though. But not loudly anyways.

I told her "Madam! You made your hair?" She began smiling then I rounded up with "hmm.. Madam, why so beautiful?".

I didn't even take the next breath before I felt someone dragging my shoulders. I turned, the next thing was a heavy slap/blow that landed on my face. I can't say if it's was a slap or blow because at that point, I was struggling to get myself. Her husband must be an ex boxer or old soldier.

In my confusion and moments of gathering stamina, the only thing I was hearing was "ahh! Darling why na", "she's my wife, you don't talk to her as such", "I've been noticing you", "bla blaa blaaa".

I managed to regain mild consciousness. Na water abi tears na him full my eyes. Got my phone and dial my mates number who's a lieutenant. I think her husband overhead me. So he went on in making his own calls too.

My mate came with some red beret officers and the respect now is overdose.

Fool, ode no fit even stand en ground...e deh call people to help am fight lool man on diapers, dem sound am en go call en full street

Ocholu:


Haha.. this really cracked me up . Why so pained?? You're sounding like the man honestly.

Nothing brother, I just hate men who go after married women.

brosom:
Op if na u the man dey caprisun with ur wife almost every time, just like u called ur mates with red Barret, you would've done worst.


Meanwhile, that's serves u right.

Avoid married women, more especially the ones that re still active in marriage.

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha



So, there is passive marriage?
Wonders shall never end.

WickedPisa:
Fool, ode no fit even stand en ground...e deh call people to help am fight lool man on diapers, dem sound am en go call en full street

Omo! My guy. I no get strength at all o. Na to come de fight. Haa! You want make them kee me?

My strengths de for the network I've built over the years. Ah get men ah no de gather boys. Check your phone rn, scroll through your contacts, na that time you go know the difference between me and you.

Saintmary:


Hahahahahahahahhahahaha



So, there is passive marriage?
Wonders shall never end.

If you dont know that there are some partners that are just managing each other especially because they have children...then you really dont know what youre talking about

Ocholu:


Omo! My guy. I no get strength at all o. Na to come de fight. Haa! You want make them kee me?

My strengths de for the network I've built over the years. Ah get men ah no de gather boys. Check your phone rn, scroll through your contacts, na that time you go know the difference between me and you.

na Nigeria cause am na, na Nigeria allow you deh gather contacts

Shalommy:
Good for you! Go and marry joor. Chaiii.. Thank God, she wasn't a P.boy's wife!

That was unjustifiable. Unless his actions subtly portrayed interest.

czarr:
Keep his wife's hair out your fvcking mouth!!

In Will Smith's voice. Hahaha �

blacq2009:

In Will Smith's voice. Hahaha �

you Gerrit?

Whether the story is fictional or real...

I can't say.

But you see the part that the OP claims to have called "red beret" is a big fat lie.

He wish he had.... it would take away the pain a bit.

Sorry Bro, I can feel your Pain, even though never experienced it . And That's why Black Eyed Peas sang "Where is the Love"

MartinCorridon:
Whether the story is fictional or real...

I can't say.

But you see the part that the OP claims to have called "red beret" is a big fat lie.

He wish he had.... it would take away the pain a bit.

See why you lots fail? Unintelligence. Una no even get number 6 let alone good sense for proper logical assimilation.

I dare you to quote were I stated that I called red beret men. Person go just open mouth waaahh! The person I called is a mate of mine. A lieutenant who came with his boys.

Upgrade your life sir. All these things are easy to get when you're in a particular strata of the society. Until then, keep wallowing.

czarr:
you Gerrit?

I gerrit!

Ocholu:


Ocholu to his foolish father:

See why you lots fail? Unintelligence. Una no even get number 6 let alone good sense for proper logical assimilation.

I dare you to quote were I stated that I called red beret men. Person go just open mouth waaahh! The person I called is a mate of mine. A lieutenant who came with his boys.

Upgrade your life sir. All these things are easy to get when you're in a particular strata of the society. Until then, keep wallowing.

LOL. You are a "success" who was stupid enough to flirty with a married woman and got a brain resetting slap as a reward.

I don't wish to be your kind of "success" Too pathetic for my taste. Now go get a dictionary for the next epistle. The other took you some time.

If this is true,you deserve more.

And na people like you go still open mouth talk about how useless women have become but won't tell people how you contribute your own to the problem.

Ocholu:
Yaass! You read the headline right. The Oga gave it to me wotowoto.

There's this supermarket close to my flat where I usually go to buy stuffs. The woman managing it is married but she's young, very pretty and still sexy. Having lived in that area for a while now, we do relate well enough.

I'll call her my friend because we do have lots of conversations anytime I go there to buy stuffs. Her husband knows me also. As he has seen me relate with his wife on several occasions on a mutual ground.

So yesterday, I went to buy sardines and eggs. When I got there, I noticed that she made her hair and she was looking all beautiful. The I decided to tease her a little. I didn't notice that her husband was around. Just behind a counter. Even if he was around, and I noticed, I'd still have complimented her though. But not loudly anyways.

I told her "Madam! You made your hair?" She began smiling then I rounded up with "hmm.. Madam, why so beautiful?".

I didn't even take the next breath before I felt someone dragging my shoulders. I turned, the next thing was a heavy slap/blow that landed on my face. I can't say if it's was a slap or blow because at that point, I was struggling to get myself. Her husband must be an ex boxer or old soldier.

In my confusion and moments of gathering stamina, the only thing I was hearing was "ahh! Darling why na", "she's my wife, you don't talk to her as such", "I've been noticing you", "bla blaa blaaa".

I managed to regain mild consciousness. Na water abi tears na him full my eyes. Got my phone and dial my mates number who's a lieutenant. I think her husband overhead me. So he went on in making his own calls too.

My mate came with some red beret officers and the respect now is overdose.

Like it's not the same married man that will compliment another girl with the hopes of bedding her.
It's how men are boldly supporting assault fon a man for just complimenting his wife but praising Yul for cheating on his wife. You men can't take out what you dish.

Op na ashawo you be, she is sexy , beautiful and young and you wan go try luck,

SO much vawulence against the OP but next time get boundary , because you don de buy egg and sardine for her hand she don turn your friend already .

czarr:
At least someone gets the joke.

Will smith vibes

gentleman82:
Op na ashawo you be, she is sexy , beautiful and young and you wan go try luck,

Try luck Kee you there!
Someone that I've known for more than a year.

czarr:
Keep his wife's hair out your fvcking mouth!!

Lol

Nicely done, smithsonian

Nawa o. Ordinary compliment

Stargurl20:
Nawa o. Ordinary compliment

You don see am na.

D man Na Will Smith disciple

It is not your duty as a man to prevent men from complimenting your wife/gf or even flirting with your wife or gf. It is the duty of your wife/gf to reject such compliments and aske the complimenter to stop complimenting.

If you want listen, if you dont want, dont listen, until you go and start something you can not finish.

brosom:
Op if na u the man dey caprisun with ur wife almost every time, just like u called ur mates with red Barret, you would've done worst.


Meanwhile, that's serves u right.

Avoid married women, more especially the ones that re still active in marriage.