Hello Nairalanders,  How do you know if your girlfriend is cheating on you,

Wat u dont know wldnt kill u boi

poster, there so many signs just be vigilant.

anyway let me give you some tips
1)When she tells you she is visiting her "numerous uncles"  every weekend.

2) when she saves your number on her phone as customer service, carpenter or mechanic etc.

Sniff her thongs when she walks in the door. If it smells like relaxer with piss then you know she been cheating on you.

If she is good enof, u wnt know! Just tag along.

Whats with all these threads being opened on Nairaland

When her phone becomes sacred and a no-go area for you

She will always cry seme[i]n[/i].

Mrs. Chima is that how your thongs smells?

REALITY101:

Mrs. Chima is that how your thongs smells?

Una dey find madam Chima trouble for here oh. Me I no dey oh

^^^
how does your's smell

dirty question^^^ yuck!

There are so many signs,when she begins to compare you to other people,when she walks out before she answer her calls,when u begin to see too many names saved as uncle in her phone.the list is endless

REALITY101:

Mrs. Chima is that how your thongs smells?

Is that how your breath smell when you finished sucking plethora of dicks?

Mynd_44:

Whats with all these threads being opened on Nairaland

hey you! Do u hav a job at all? U practically spend ur whole day on nairaland movin from thread to thread lookin for lope holes in various topics to criticise! U r beginnin to piss me off! Wtf! Go get a job abeg!

Boyloaf:

hey you! Do u hav a job at all? U practically spend your whole day on nairaland movin from thread to thread lookin for lope holes in various topics to criticise! U r beginnin to piss me off! Wtf! Go get a job abeg!

Thanx

190:

Some people really some operation on their medulla obuganta

and i'll recommend u to a surgeon anyday,anytime!

@Boyloaf and Solara,
When you peeps stop asking dumb questions I will stop.
and oh I am on a 6 month holiday

I even asked her if she has ever cheated and she changed the topic,

The single most revealing sign of a cheating partner? If you really know your partner,
LISTEN TO YOUR GUT!
An intuition (gut feeling) that something is not right usually is a sign you may have a cheating problem. “When in doubt check them out.”
Some common signs include;

1. Paying extra attention to physical looks and clothes.
2. Being more secretive with phone. May switch off, hide or speak in vague manners on the phone at times.The body language too (it is difficult to mask that one while speking with the 3Rd party)
3. Sometimes may even try to be extra nice to you, to divert ur suspicion.
4.The number of the 3rd party may not be sved, but if u know how u can see frequent communication with d person.
5. May start coplaing about small things.
6. Will always want to know ur to movement be sure u not going happen on them.
So on and so forth,but if u really KNOW your partner you will know when the behavioural pattern has changed, if u watch closely enough , excercise patience and not jump d gun. You will know the truth.And the TRUTH will set you free.

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Okay

When she starts staring at you absendmindedly, and starts giving you mono syllabic responses. Then she is definitely wishing you will be abducted by the aliens. At least those are they once who care enough to hide the facts from you

How about when she starts calling you by another guy's name

when she no longer ask u for sex like b4 den some one else is lickin her kitten elsewhere

eddy42k:

when she no longer ask u for sex like b4 den some one else is [size=28pt]lickin her kitten[/size] elsewhere